Just for Toejam. I hope he likes the areolae. (more…)

Yeah, we could give it to Obungler and Crooked Cankles for all of their latest bullshit but I’m giving it to a whole bunch of cuckservatives this week for their virtue signaling over the Sharia loving immigration lawyer Kash-in Kon using the death of his son to further his goal of subverting the Constitution and bringing more Moslems into this country. Liberal Progressive Rat bastard commie columnist Jay Bookman of the Atlanta Urinal and Constitution wrote an entire column using just the quotes from virtue signaling cuckservatives over the Kash-in Kon affair. Here they are.

Bret Stephens in the Wall Street Journal – a Nevertrumper.

Richard Hanna – RINO congresscritter who is voting for Crooked Cankles. I have it from one of his constituents that he has voted with the Dimocrats consistently. In other words, a RINO.

George Will who has been against Trums since the beginning and recently left the Republican Party in a huff. Don Surber has devoted an entire chapter to him in his book Trump the Press As I wrote in my succinct Amazon review, “Buy the book. Read the book. Laugh at the press. Make Don money.”

Sally Bradshaw – A Bushie who has said she’ll vote for Crooked Cankles. The Bushes are buttsore about losing to Trump and will betray the party and country rather than supporting the Republican candidate.

David Brooks – The New York Slimes (motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) pet “conservative”. He voted for Prez Hussein because he like “the crease in his pants”. ‘Nuff said.

Reince Priebus – Chairman of the RNC who should know better than to undermine his candidate.

Brian Duffy, national commander of the VFW who said, “Election year or not, the VFW will not tolerate anyone berating a Gold Star family member of exercising his or her right of speech or expression.”: So Brian, where was your outrage at Thunder Rodent Thighs standing by the caskets of the men killed at Benghazi and telling the Gold Star families that their dead soldiers were killed as a result of a YouTube video, then later denying it, and then claiming the Gold Star families lied about it? Where is your outrage there? That’s four families to one. That’s four patriotic families against a Moslem supporting Sharia Law over the Constitution of the United States.

This Kash-in Kon is a media hoax just like the Michelle Fields hoax. I’ll be willing to bet Captain Kahn joined the military to get away from his Moslem parents. And by the way, who killed Captain Kahn? It was Moslems! I have a lot of respect for him but no respect for his father who wants to bring in more Moslems and institute Sharia Law.

I am really surprised that Trump didn’t respond to attacks on him about Kash-in Kon by talking about Crooked Cankles’ treatment of the Benghazi families. One of the mothers, Pat Smith spoke at the Republican convention and got almost no coverage, but the Moslem is still getting coverage.

Bookman also had a quote by Abraham Lincoln in there that had nothing to do with this.

So, the above people who are using this as an excuse to vote for Trump while ignoring the PIAP’s treatment of the Benghazi Gold Star families are hereby awarded the coveted AOTW Award. I’m gonna let Jay Bookman share it with them. After all, he is on his knees worshiping Crooked Canklles every chance he gets. He’s a despicable human being for supporting a despicable person like Thunder Rodent Thighs who just got away with a felony and possibly treason.

Didja see this? She completely freezes. And then the secret service agent has to tell her to keep talking. Or maybe he had to plug her back in.

Update: A better video which shows exactly when she freezes and the deer in the headlights look.

This woman does not look or sound healthy and the secret service agents know it and are covering for her. I think this was another one of her seizures. The secret service agent had to say, “You’re OK. Keep talking”. You notice how she tried to cover it up with one of her Crooked Cankles cackles? (Howza ’bout that for alliteration?) She’s already failed the 3:00 AM call with Benghazi. Now she gets a deer in the headlights look when facing some protesters. Do you want this woman as president?

And I’m not really sure the black dude is Secret Service. He doesn’t look fit enough. And do you see him shepherding the other SS dude away from her and telling them that it’s OK? I think there are some really serious health issues with Crooked Cankles. This is the left looking for another puppet like Prez Hussein that they can put out in front of the American people.

Maybe the Republcans won’t have to dismantle Obummercare. It’s imploding all by itself. Another major insurance company is on the verge of bailing. I read in Wednesday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that Aetna is considering abandoning Obummercare exchanges. They are losing money. It seems that the only people signing up are sick people. Healthy people are not buying insurance but paying the fine instead which is cheaper than the insurance. And why not? If sumpin’ happens to them, they can then buy insurance since the companies have to insure people with preexisting conditions.

The insurance companies made the mistake of getting in bed with the Dimnocrats. Anytime that happens, someone gets screwed and it ain’t the Dimocrats. Remember back in 1992 during Canklescare? The insurance companies were against it and ran those Harry and Louise ads. Not only did Canklescare get shitcanned, but the Dims lost Congress. The Dimocrats did not make that mistake with Obummercare. They told the insurance companies that they would force people to buy health insurance. The insurance companies asked if they could do that. “Don’t worry”, the Dims said. “We’ve got dirt on John Roberts and he’ll go along”. The insurance companies bought it. Suckers.

Now we have insurance companies losing money. Aetna sez it’s gonna lose $300 million this year. Blue Cross and Blue Shield, Humana, and United Health Group have all lost money and are scaling back their participation in the exchanges. Small insurers are scaling back or are dropping out of the exchanges completely. These greedy fools believed the Dimocrats and are losing money hand over foot. Suckers! When you lay down with dogs, expect to get fleas.

Obummercare has failed at everything except expanding Medicaid which is gonna wind up costing the states and could have been expanded without Obummercare. Premiums have gone up instead of dropping by the $2500 Prez Hussein promised. Not only have premiums gone up but so have deductibles and copays. For many people the out of pocket costs have gone up so much it’s like not having insurance at all. It’s gotten so bad that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is no longer calling it Obummercare. They’re calling it tha ACA (Affordible Care Act). In the article I read in the AJC before writing this post it is not referred to as Obummercare even once. That’s how bad it is getting.

What is amazing is that as hated as Obummercare is, the voters still reelected Obongo in 2012. They gave Republicans the House and the Senate but prevented Obummercare from being repealed by reelecting Obooger. Freakin’ amazing! And if they elect Crooked Cankles, she will bailout the insurance companies and the spineless Republicans in Congress won’t do a thing to stop her because at least half of them will be paid off by the insurance companies.

In other words, we’re doomed.

And she may just become our next president. Amazing!

We’re doomed!

I’m really pissed about all of the virtue signaling going on with the RINOs over Trump and Khizr Khan. What these booger eatin’ moh-rons should be doing is attacking Crooked Cankles for her treatment of the Benghazi Gold Star families rather than ragging on Trump for his treatment of a Sharia Law promoting Moslem. Thunder Rodent Thighs lied to the families over the caskets of their sons by blaming a YouTube video, then she claimed she didn’t and called the Benghazi families liars. It just shows that some Gold Star families are more equal than others. A Sharia supporting Moslem is more important than patriotic Americans. Bullshit! I’m too bummed about this idiocy to post so here’s a rant from Ron.

Arrant derelict thoughts splashin around in my idea pool today, but I’m just not in the mood to gin up and dress up a growed-up rant about any of ‘em. Just somethin ‘bout wanderin around in the pre-dawn in 80+ air temp and a million percent humidity that seems to attract nomad notions.

One observation that just kept banging around in my head like a weasel lookin for a henhouse in a barnyard was that Clintons lie. It’s their defining trait, like mules are stubborn and monkeys can’t be trusted and tax increases are rarely for the benefit of the taxed – if you’re a Clinton, you prefer a web of lies in a dim twisting corridor to a taut rail straight down the middle of a well-lit avenue.

Everybody knows they embellish, twist, embroider, hide, spin, cover up, deny, revise, magnify, delete . . . and what bothers most of us about it is that millions and millions of people who ALSO know that about them just don’t care and will vote for her anyway. They lie, then they lie about lying, and when the heat’s on they lie about having lied about lying to cover up lies.

And that corollary led me down another trail which I’m sure many have realized, on both sides of the aisle: people who intend to vote for her will believe every distortion, every rumor, every out-of-context snippet, every lie about Trump, or Newt, or Romney, or Palin but simply disregard the truth about Her Rotten Heinous.

She is a devious, waffling, fickle, posturing, money-grubbing, power-hungry, penis-envying, contriving, double-dealing, perfidious, dishonorable, treacherous, ruthless, phony, back-stabbing hypocrite, and Slick is different only in that he’s better at getting away with it. Had she not been a governor’s and later president’s wife, or if she’d been a Republican, nobody today would know her name; she has no skills, no talents, no accomplishments, and no integrity. She’d have been tossed out like last year’s dried-up Christmas fruitcake.

It’s perfectly obvious to just about everyone with three working brain cells that Slick made a deal with Lynch on that airplane. And it’s equally obvious that Sanders should have been credited with considerably more delegates than he wound up with. And it’s now a matter of public record that HRC deliberately broke rules and laws governing sensitive information that I’d have lost my career and gone to jail for by only accidentally failing to follow.

I had a Top-Secret clearance for 20 years and was constantly reminded about the serious consequences of failing to properly safeguard classified information and documents. Hundreds of thousands of other people have been around highly sensitive equipment and data and had no trouble following the rules governing the safeguarding of national security and secret information. But, those rules simply don’t apply to Clintons, apparently.

My guess is that even if she were indicted or convicted, some deal is in place somewhere that would cause Soetoro to pardon her on his way out the door (assuming that the transfer of power is traditional). That little farce of them hugging a couple nights ago was downright disgusting to me. You KNOW that somewhere in those missing thousands of e-mails is a bunch which relates directly to The Magic Negro himself.

How could a PotUS and SecState NOT have had multiple and frequent e-mail comms, particularly when she did not have immediate access to normal protected systems at embassies or consulates or military bases. He doesn’t like her, and she doesn’t like him; that charade they put on which looked like two back-street cheaters hooking up just screams to me that she and Slick have something ON him . . . familial, genetic, academic, criminal, political – and she’s using it now just as she did when she got him to appoint her SecState.

And if Soetoro doesn’t wind up pardoning her, one of her first official acts after being sworn in will likely be to pardon herself. As I said once before, I genuinely believe that part of her plan in becoming a senator was to acquire immunity status from prosecution, and as PotUS she can’t even be investigated in any practical sense of the word.

Soetoro has done nothing to improve race relations in this country. In fact, black people are actually worse off today than they were when he took office. He has as much in common with black Americans as Ted Cruz has with Cubans, and Hillary has as much in common with “the American people” as Angela Merkel.

Well, shi’ite. I said I wasn’t gonna rant. Oh, well. Y’all know where the “Delete” key is. It’s right next to Hillary’s “Reset” button.

George M. sent me this one.

And if you don’t believe that look at all of the cuckservatives who are against Trump. We even have some Republicans actually saying they will vote for Crooked Cankles. They don’t want their apple carts overturned by Trump. The Bush family and the Clinton family have become good friends. Both families are owned by the Saudis. The last two Republican presidential candidates are against Trump and will prolly wind up voting for Thunder Rodent Thighs. Think about that. They will vote for the most corrupt candidate to ever run for president. They will vote for a candidate who will nominate a liberal justice to the Supreme Court and will overturn the Second Amendment and chip away at the First Amendment. They are traitors. I’m talking to you McRINO, Mittens Romneycare, Little Lindsey Graham and Paul Ryan.

Sung to the tune of Mamas Don’t Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys.

Street punks ain’t easy to love and they’re harder t’ hold.
They’d rather fill their front teeth with diamonds and gold.
Stuff that they’ve stolen and pants at half mast
And 9 mil black glocks just for fun
If you don’t correct him, he’ll prob’ly die young,
Shot by another thug’s gun.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be gangsters.
Don’t let ‘em hate white folks and rob grocery stores.
Make ‘em do homework and errands and chores.
Mamas don’t let your babies grow up as gangbangers.
‘Cuz they’ll live on the street and die on the street,
Tryin to prove that they’re tough.

Gangsters like tattoos and Pepsi with weed every mornin,
Phat bubble butts and home girls they’ll never respect.
They think it’s great to make babies that they’ll never support
‘Cause street cred they’ve got to protect.
They can’t get jobs ‘cause they have cocky attitudes
And dress like they live in a ‘hood.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be home boys.
Tell ‘em that stayin in school don’t mean “actin white.”
Make ‘em read good books and stay home at night.
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be street thugs;
‘Cause yellin at cops while they’re jumpin on cars,
Don’t make them any good friends.

Gary C. sent me this.

Click on image to enlarge. The only reason I am writing this is for easier reading of the text.

Many people have sent me this riff on Aboot And Costello’s Who’s on First routine. The unemployment numbers are off a tad, buy you get the idea.

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE! Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE ALL OUT OF WORK!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.
COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.
COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.
Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.
COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down – Absolutely!
COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely – It goes down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise it would be 23%.
COSTELLO: Wait! I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.
COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.
COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Democrat.
COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the hell I just said!
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like Hillary. (Can’t we add ALL Dim-O’s and Obama to this?)

Yep! The gummint has been feeding us false numbers for the last 7.5 years. BTW, they do it during Republican administrations as well. We are in a jobs recession and have been since before Obungler took office. He hasn’t improved things. This has been the weakest recovery from a recession since before 1949. Obongo will be the first president without one single year of GDP growth of 3% or higher. First quarter GDP growth this year was .8% and second quarter GDP growth was 1.2% and it will prolly be revised downward as well. I’ll be willing to bet that the Commerce Department has fudged GDP numbers too. I don’t trust any statistics that comes from this gummint. We could have been in a recession for the last 7.5 years and they, with the willing assistance of the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party, have been hiding it.

Oboner has been the worst economic president in my lifetime. Crooked Cankles wants to continue these policies. She wants to be Obooger’s third term. That’s all we need. More Obamanomics.