The pressure from the silicone is going to cause the nipple, which is stretched to it’s maximum point, to rupture and start leaking. But I’d still motorboat the hell out of them.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, Denny. If I were about 40 years younger I might actually consider having this babe give me a golden shower, but now-a-days I’ve grown beyond that and will simple love to think of her as my water tap gone dry. Speaking of “taps” those mammoth excuses for aureoles on her silicon bloated hooters are probably the remnants of her entire genuine boobs before the high pressure injection system, applied by a well-trained foam insulation expert, did the deed. Anyway I forgive you for eliminating all evidence of the cooch in this photograph. I understand the scenic “Black Forest” tour isn’t popular in a blog-thread dedicated to the enhancement of Aureole Cellulitis for the perfect nipple devotees. It’s all about boobs and I respect that. I was thinking of starting a blog dedicated to crotch cracks but the FDA advised me not to go there. It seems a lot of ghetto dwelling females use Cocaine to powder their vaginas because it’s safer than Johnson & Johnson baby powder and in 2016 economics it’s actually cheaper and more readily available. So for the meantime I’m stuck evaluating chest adornments that the Ringling Brothers main tent barely covers.
Let’s step on the gas and get this rather bizarre display of mammary madcap over.
1) FACE: I was OK till my eyes landed on her “agape” mouth and I detected a slight hint of some unidentified white liquid coating her lower lip. Looks like Hugh Hefner just had his decrepit (90 year old) prostate drained. That’s covered by Medicare by the way. At his age it’s more of a necessary medical procedure than a happy ending. In any event disregarding the drooped mouth her face does have possibilities. Yup, it’d look good in a shoe ad. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Way too swollen and way too defiled by an unscrupulous, untrained surgical student who does this to earn money for his medical school Ginsu made scalpels. Her rosy titanic tit adornments are a disgrace even by carnival side-show standards. Rating: “D”.
3) TORSO/THIGHS: Now were cooking with propane. Continuing on our anatomical peregrination and after leaving the “Mounds of Hell we arrive at the “flat-tummy plateau land of pleasantness”. Ah yes. A pleasant landing spot for the male bodily fluids produced during some carnal caperage. Firm, flawless flesh is always appreciated. Now we travel on to the “Purlieu of Luscious Loins”. WOW! I’m impressed. These lovely legs are way too beautiful to describe in ordinary laymen’s terms. Silky smooth areas of Testosterone producing lust. The combination of these two anatomical areas have saved the lass from the disgrace of a total Toejam rating so low it would embarrass even Hillary Clinton. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall Rating: “B+”.
So there we have it. Another expert analysis of the female form complete. Speaking of “female forms’ It’s a great day for under 20 year old babe observing. Thank goodness for the iPhone, texting and Pokémon Go. The local bimbos are so intent at looking down at their electronic toys they don’t even notice me glaring in supreme lust at their supple, barely clothed young bodies. Back in the day my glowering licentiousness would have been noticed right off the bat and the objects of my analytical optic scanning would have scurried off or ran for the nearest shelter.
2016 & Soon the country may be doomed to be presided over by an ugly, criminal, lying sickly Lesbian but I have my “Fields of Flawless Fledging Femininity” to visually harvest.
Life is good. Even on a crotch-less Saturday morning. 🙂
Yikes. Pretty girl but if you dived into the cleavage too aggressively you likely would get a concussion. I think I would make my dive a bit lower on the anatomy.
Very nice… doesn’t appear to be much going on upstairs, but this isn’t Saturday Brainage. Does anyone else wonder how/why some women can take incredibly sexy pics (even fully clothed), while other “models” just seem incredibly bored and rather vacant in the brain-housing group?
Did Y’all ever buy one of them 25 cents punching balloons with the rubber ban on the end, and fill it with water?
The pressure from the silicone is going to cause the nipple, which is stretched to it’s maximum point, to rupture and start leaking. But I’d still motorboat the hell out of them.
She’s got that (making some guys life a living hell face)
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, Denny. If I were about 40 years younger I might actually consider having this babe give me a golden shower, but now-a-days I’ve grown beyond that and will simple love to think of her as my water tap gone dry. Speaking of “taps” those mammoth excuses for aureoles on her silicon bloated hooters are probably the remnants of her entire genuine boobs before the high pressure injection system, applied by a well-trained foam insulation expert, did the deed. Anyway I forgive you for eliminating all evidence of the cooch in this photograph. I understand the scenic “Black Forest” tour isn’t popular in a blog-thread dedicated to the enhancement of Aureole Cellulitis for the perfect nipple devotees. It’s all about boobs and I respect that. I was thinking of starting a blog dedicated to crotch cracks but the FDA advised me not to go there. It seems a lot of ghetto dwelling females use Cocaine to powder their vaginas because it’s safer than Johnson & Johnson baby powder and in 2016 economics it’s actually cheaper and more readily available. So for the meantime I’m stuck evaluating chest adornments that the Ringling Brothers main tent barely covers.
Let’s step on the gas and get this rather bizarre display of mammary madcap over.
1) FACE: I was OK till my eyes landed on her “agape” mouth and I detected a slight hint of some unidentified white liquid coating her lower lip. Looks like Hugh Hefner just had his decrepit (90 year old) prostate drained. That’s covered by Medicare by the way. At his age it’s more of a necessary medical procedure than a happy ending. In any event disregarding the drooped mouth her face does have possibilities. Yup, it’d look good in a shoe ad. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Way too swollen and way too defiled by an unscrupulous, untrained surgical student who does this to earn money for his medical school Ginsu made scalpels. Her rosy titanic tit adornments are a disgrace even by carnival side-show standards. Rating: “D”.
3) TORSO/THIGHS: Now were cooking with propane. Continuing on our anatomical peregrination and after leaving the “Mounds of Hell we arrive at the “flat-tummy plateau land of pleasantness”. Ah yes. A pleasant landing spot for the male bodily fluids produced during some carnal caperage. Firm, flawless flesh is always appreciated. Now we travel on to the “Purlieu of Luscious Loins”. WOW! I’m impressed. These lovely legs are way too beautiful to describe in ordinary laymen’s terms. Silky smooth areas of Testosterone producing lust. The combination of these two anatomical areas have saved the lass from the disgrace of a total Toejam rating so low it would embarrass even Hillary Clinton. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall Rating: “B+”.
So there we have it. Another expert analysis of the female form complete. Speaking of “female forms’ It’s a great day for under 20 year old babe observing. Thank goodness for the iPhone, texting and Pokémon Go. The local bimbos are so intent at looking down at their electronic toys they don’t even notice me glaring in supreme lust at their supple, barely clothed young bodies. Back in the day my glowering licentiousness would have been noticed right off the bat and the objects of my analytical optic scanning would have scurried off or ran for the nearest shelter.
2016 & Soon the country may be doomed to be presided over by an ugly, criminal, lying sickly Lesbian but I have my “Fields of Flawless Fledging Femininity” to visually harvest.
Life is good. Even on a crotch-less Saturday morning. 🙂
In other words, a great piece of ass spoiled by a horrible boob job. Got it.
Yup,
That’s about it in a nut shell, WTF!
Yikes. Pretty girl but if you dived into the cleavage too aggressively you likely would get a concussion. I think I would make my dive a bit lower on the anatomy.
Don’t mention plinkin’ the cooch, Roman. Denny doesn’t like that!
I don’t have a problem with that. I just don’t show the cooch.
a new meaning to the term ‘fun bags’….
Come in Tokyooooo is back! God bless GOC, thank you!
Very nice… doesn’t appear to be much going on upstairs, but this isn’t Saturday Brainage. Does anyone else wonder how/why some women can take incredibly sexy pics (even fully clothed), while other “models” just seem incredibly bored and rather vacant in the brain-housing group?