The book Reasons Not to Elect Hillary Clinton is now out.

Didja watch last night’s debate? I did. I wanted to see Hacking Hillary go into a coughing fit and collapse on the stage. Alas, it didn’t happen. Her staff pumped her full of enough drugs to allow her to stand for ninety minutes and not to cough.

Each candidate had a goal tonight. Trump needed to look presidential. Crooked Cankles needed to be likable. She had the hardest task. She had to mask her inner shrew. For most of the night she was able to do that but after an hour she had s little segment where she lost control. Her voice went shrill. She began to look like everyone’s ex-wife. Or, she looked like a future ex-wife when you had come home at 2:00 AM after a night out with the guys and she started lecturing you about all of your faults. When she goes into shrill lecture mode, she loses any likability she may have.

Trump’s goal was a lot simpler. He needed to look sane. He needed to look like he belonged on the stage. It was a real low bar and he surpassed it. He performed just well enough to do so. He ignored some obvious openings to attack Thunder Rodent Thighs. He only mentioned her thirty three thousand e-mails once. WTF?

The PIAP was obviously prepared with “facts” and figures. She had a few zingers. Trump had virtually no prep yet still held his own, especially since Holt was on her side. She did have a few episodes where her eyes didn’t track properly. I still think she has had a stroke in the past. Didja like that forced smile she employed to try and make herself likable? I wonder how much Botox she had injected before the debate?

The media claims she won the debate. However, almost all online polls said he did. The kicker here is just how despondent Mika Brzezinski is.

She’s almost in tears. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Update: Snap polls on who won the debate. This is the Daily Mail which is a better source for news than the American media. Two of the surprises here are Variety and Slate which both had Trump winning. For all of you Coughing Clinton lovers who say she did better, you’re prolly right but, you are missing the point. I’ll try to get this through your thick heads once again, and that goes for you my little pet liberal Robin Palm, with the masters degree. Welcome back by the way. We have all missed you. There was a very low bar set for Trump. All he had to do was show up and look sane. That’s it. Yeah, the Cackler was wonky but that didn’t matter. Trump assured voters that he could do the job. That was all he needed to do. Thunder Rodent Thighs is not a likable person and has been immersed in scandals for over thirty years. She is a terrible candidate and people with brains are looking for reasons not to vote for her. That certainly leaves troll boy, The Truth out. Trump missed a lot of good shots like when she was promoting green jobs. He did point out Solyndra but he should have also said that Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade promised five million high paying green jobs back in 2008. How will she succeed when the Obamessiah couldn’t? You can proclaim Shrillary the winner all you want, but the snap polls, even from liberal outlets like Slate and Variety, disagree with you. Let’s look at the polls over the next few days and see if the Wicked Witch of Chappaqua has stopped Trump’s momentum.