Goodbye summer. Goodbye beach balls. From AlphaDelta.
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7 comments on “Saturday Boobage 9-10-2016”
Someone has let the air out of the tyres. A half-inflated tyre may getter better traction in sand, but it looks wrong – certainly not useful at speed.
( You have probably heard the one about Paddy’s car, and Sean told him that the car had a flat tyre. “No trouble at all” said Paddy. “It is only flat at the bottom”)
Phony as the Clinton Global Initiative Foundation! But that’s the way of the world in the 21st century. Real, responsible & independent are words that are rapidly being replaced by “transgender, safe-zone & micro-aggression”. What a fucking low American and its dopy denizens have sunken to. Now the esteemed boobage contributors are trying to pass off silicon bloated tit-ware on the audience. And now with the aid of the NY Times “All the shit that’s fit to print” rag Hillary has declared: “Hillary Clinton groups half of Donald Trump’s supporters in ‘basket of deplorables'”. That certainly is a prime example of the Lebso calling decent, Christian, Conservative Americans “Shit-Heads”! Them’s fighting words you old wrinkled, cauterized, Huma sucked cunt. Then we have another Mulatto Kaepernick who makes $19-million a year and has the talent of Queen Victoria’s moss covered, cucumber dildo. We’re truly fucked gang.
OK, before I have to take a double amount of blood pressure meds let’s get on with the show.
1: FACE: Black shoe polish dyed mane gets her off to a really really bad start. It looks like a mop off the Battle Ship Maine. It’s probably soaked up enough jizz to impregnate the entire population of Asia 10 times over. Bloated, half-open lips and an under-slung jaw completes the trip around the cranial house of horrors. Rating: “D”.
2: BOOBAGE: Sad manufactured sacs of Raid’s ant paste because silicon was not enough to kill her chest infestation. Aureoles the size of Saturn’s rings and a sag that’s make a 98 year old dude’s nut-sack droop look like it was high & tight. Rating: “D-“.
3) TORSO: Her only redeeming feature. Tight, firm and nicely flared. Her tummy’s gonna save her from Toejam’s dreaded: “Feed to the Sharks” rating. Rating: “B”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “D”. PHEW!
Today’s headlines and now this way below par boobage display has me really in a funk. I think I’ll head off to the local park and ogle the fine talent there. Then I’m gonna head off for a late night massage with my favorite Thai honeys. That should put me in a better mood after this morning’s shock to the Retinal nerves.
Someone has let the air out of the tyres. A half-inflated tyre may getter better traction in sand, but it looks wrong – certainly not useful at speed.
( You have probably heard the one about Paddy’s car, and Sean told him that the car had a flat tyre. “No trouble at all” said Paddy. “It is only flat at the bottom”)
Who’ll volunteer to keep blowin’ on ’em ’til they’re re-inflated?
Phony as the Clinton Global Initiative Foundation! But that’s the way of the world in the 21st century. Real, responsible & independent are words that are rapidly being replaced by “transgender, safe-zone & micro-aggression”. What a fucking low American and its dopy denizens have sunken to. Now the esteemed boobage contributors are trying to pass off silicon bloated tit-ware on the audience. And now with the aid of the NY Times “All the shit that’s fit to print” rag Hillary has declared: “Hillary Clinton groups half of Donald Trump’s supporters in ‘basket of deplorables'”. That certainly is a prime example of the Lebso calling decent, Christian, Conservative Americans “Shit-Heads”! Them’s fighting words you old wrinkled, cauterized, Huma sucked cunt. Then we have another Mulatto Kaepernick who makes $19-million a year and has the talent of Queen Victoria’s moss covered, cucumber dildo. We’re truly fucked gang.
OK, before I have to take a double amount of blood pressure meds let’s get on with the show.
1: FACE: Black shoe polish dyed mane gets her off to a really really bad start. It looks like a mop off the Battle Ship Maine. It’s probably soaked up enough jizz to impregnate the entire population of Asia 10 times over. Bloated, half-open lips and an under-slung jaw completes the trip around the cranial house of horrors. Rating: “D”.
2: BOOBAGE: Sad manufactured sacs of Raid’s ant paste because silicon was not enough to kill her chest infestation. Aureoles the size of Saturn’s rings and a sag that’s make a 98 year old dude’s nut-sack droop look like it was high & tight. Rating: “D-“.
3) TORSO: Her only redeeming feature. Tight, firm and nicely flared. Her tummy’s gonna save her from Toejam’s dreaded: “Feed to the Sharks” rating. Rating: “B”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “D”. PHEW!
Today’s headlines and now this way below par boobage display has me really in a funk. I think I’ll head off to the local park and ogle the fine talent there. Then I’m gonna head off for a late night massage with my favorite Thai honeys. That should put me in a better mood after this morning’s shock to the Retinal nerves.
So you’re saying you don’t like her?
“Don’t like her?” That’s a bit harsh Col,
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for having had rimmed Hillary.
On second thought!!!!
Actually, Toe, that’s the way she came.
Search Veronica Zemanova before and after to see the proof.
Pip
Quit beating around the bush,,,and tell us what you really think.