Only if you “go gentle” on me sweetheart. I miss you and that luscious body that use to get my Testosterone flowing like the water going over Niagara Falls. I won’t go into the intimate details of how we entwined our naked bodies and our snacking in our favorite erogenous zone diner cause it might cause you embarrassment. (HEH) Drool, Drool!
OK. It appears we have a winner that Mr. Weiner could send naked pictures of himself to. Actually, if I could find this babe’s phone number I’d have a few bawdy body shots for her. Me and my teddy bear both naked as a J Bird. Two fuzzy play toys for the lovely lady.
1) FACE: I think she might be one of Charlie’s Angels. Charlie Sheen that is. Light on the make-up and almost the real deal blonde hair. It’s lighter than Strawberry but not the actual flaxen that is disappearing from the planet as the black haired intruders flow into Scandinavian terror and have their way with the indigenous damsels. That’s sad. Natural lips and sparkling eyes round out one of the prettiest faces I’ve seen. Rating: “A+++”.
2) ARM PIT: As my adorning audience knows I’m really attracted to smooth shaved female armpits. They are so friggin’ erotic. Both for the man and the woman. I use the light application of my lingual appendage stroking upwards against the pit-hair growth to achieve the maximum sensual feeling for both parties. After a few minutes of this foreplay the female is tingling with pleasure and erotic thought of what’s ahead. I, incidentally am not only ready for further carnal escapades but all the green gunk is off my tongue and residing under the young lady’s axilla. She can use a lava stone to remove it afterwards. Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Wunderbar! Natural. Perfect size and her aureoles are absolutely in proportion to those 2 lovey mounds of lust. Denny must have not noticed or her picture would have been relegated to the “dump cashe” of his custom computer to be deleted. Very nice chesticles young lady. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: Another “out of the park” for the lady. Smooth, toned and just perfectly tanned. Not the coffee mulatto crap displayed by Barry Soetoro from Kenya. Nor the pasty ceramic glaze of a young crack-head who hasn’t seen the light of day since she was 8. Perfection+. Notice NO cankers too. Not a single mark on her entire body. Her epidermal organ. I can’t stop the drool from running down my chin. No not the Hillary has had another stroke drool. Mine is the salivation of passion. My heart’s palpitating and my dong is no longer dangling. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+++”. And every bit of that mark is well earned.
Actually, I would have rated her an unprecedented “A 5+” but I have a confession to make. Yesterday I had an experience meeting a woman on a par with DDP. We accidently met in a small shop near my house. She’s a 50-ish, a real blonde from the English midlands who resembles, no is the absolute double, of the late Princess Diana. Amanda is her name and seducing her is my game. I love her Yorkshire accent. So noble, so sophisticated so bloody Victorian. I can’t wait to hear her moan in that accent. And that my friends will be as soon as I can come up with a ploy to get her into my boudoir. That is already on the drawing board. DDP, don’t be distressed. I’m thinking of having you fly in from Malibu to complete the perfect ménage à trois. I’m sure you’ll really enjoy the romp.
Oh seriously your best ever!!
Oh shit, toetam unhinged in 3-2-1….
This is definitely one for Toe, but you just know he’ll find something wrong!
I do miss ya Toejam (if you’re reading this)….but you can be a bit hard…I mean, *harsh* in your critiques. Hopefully you’ll go gentle on this beauty.
~XxxOoo
Only if you “go gentle” on me sweetheart. I miss you and that luscious body that use to get my Testosterone flowing like the water going over Niagara Falls. I won’t go into the intimate details of how we entwined our naked bodies and our snacking in our favorite erogenous zone diner cause it might cause you embarrassment. (HEH) Drool, Drool!
Y’all need to get an e-room.
OK. It appears we have a winner that Mr. Weiner could send naked pictures of himself to. Actually, if I could find this babe’s phone number I’d have a few bawdy body shots for her. Me and my teddy bear both naked as a J Bird. Two fuzzy play toys for the lovely lady.
1) FACE: I think she might be one of Charlie’s Angels. Charlie Sheen that is. Light on the make-up and almost the real deal blonde hair. It’s lighter than Strawberry but not the actual flaxen that is disappearing from the planet as the black haired intruders flow into Scandinavian terror and have their way with the indigenous damsels. That’s sad. Natural lips and sparkling eyes round out one of the prettiest faces I’ve seen. Rating: “A+++”.
2) ARM PIT: As my adorning audience knows I’m really attracted to smooth shaved female armpits. They are so friggin’ erotic. Both for the man and the woman. I use the light application of my lingual appendage stroking upwards against the pit-hair growth to achieve the maximum sensual feeling for both parties. After a few minutes of this foreplay the female is tingling with pleasure and erotic thought of what’s ahead. I, incidentally am not only ready for further carnal escapades but all the green gunk is off my tongue and residing under the young lady’s axilla. She can use a lava stone to remove it afterwards. Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBAGE: Wunderbar! Natural. Perfect size and her aureoles are absolutely in proportion to those 2 lovey mounds of lust. Denny must have not noticed or her picture would have been relegated to the “dump cashe” of his custom computer to be deleted. Very nice chesticles young lady. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: Another “out of the park” for the lady. Smooth, toned and just perfectly tanned. Not the coffee mulatto crap displayed by Barry Soetoro from Kenya. Nor the pasty ceramic glaze of a young crack-head who hasn’t seen the light of day since she was 8. Perfection+. Notice NO cankers too. Not a single mark on her entire body. Her epidermal organ. I can’t stop the drool from running down my chin. No not the Hillary has had another stroke drool. Mine is the salivation of passion. My heart’s palpitating and my dong is no longer dangling. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+++”. And every bit of that mark is well earned.
Actually, I would have rated her an unprecedented “A 5+” but I have a confession to make. Yesterday I had an experience meeting a woman on a par with DDP. We accidently met in a small shop near my house. She’s a 50-ish, a real blonde from the English midlands who resembles, no is the absolute double, of the late Princess Diana. Amanda is her name and seducing her is my game. I love her Yorkshire accent. So noble, so sophisticated so bloody Victorian. I can’t wait to hear her moan in that accent. And that my friends will be as soon as I can come up with a ploy to get her into my boudoir. That is already on the drawing board. DDP, don’t be distressed. I’m thinking of having you fly in from Malibu to complete the perfect ménage à trois. I’m sure you’ll really enjoy the romp.
Looking at the photo of the woman – how, seriously, how can any man be a homosexual??