Ole Yeller? Sort of, but that’s for later. But wait, who put the dome of St. Peters basilica on top of both her boobs? Them ain’t nipples. They’re more like overinflated soccer balls or even Buckminsterfullerene structured radomes . Too bad most Asians have black hair. I’m a blonde or red-head lover. Looking closer I detect something strange and was puzzled at first, but I think I got it now. Looks like one of the “brothers” planted some seed in the babe’s mamma san while he was on Liberty. She looks like Obama with slanty eyes and straight hair. No shit if the president had a Nip daughter she’d look like Singapore Sally here.
1) FACE: She must have had some of Dr. Finkelstein’s “round-eye” surgical treatment. Or were her eyes from daddy Trayvon’s DNA? Hard to tell. The nose is definitely from her rice picking maternal side. However her lips are definitely Ubangi oriented. A common combination when east meets Africa and the hormones groan. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m calling natural, but her scores gonna tank over the big aureoles and eerie nipples. Even the most unskilled plastic surgeon couldn’t have created those. Maybe her mamma was near Hiroshima or Nagasaki about 71 years ago and the radiation nailed the gene in her DNA that regulates nipples? Bad shit, man. Rating: “C”.
3) ARM PIT: Next to legs a woman’s pits are the sexiest part of the feminine anatomy. When close shaved they glow with the over abundant perspiration after a ribald session of 3 on 1 sex. It must be their proximity to the underlying axillary lymph nodes that causes the abundant Pheromone flow and its rapid evaporation to fill the air around the lady and to act as an stimulant aura for the male olfactory receptor neurons (or female’s in the case of Hilary Clinton). In any event this damsel’s pits are far from “the pits”. They are temples of pleasure. Rating: “A++”.
4) SKIN: As I stated previously her skin tone leans more to light mocha than lemonade. It is kina nice, like the mulatto Halle Berry’s smooth rawhide epidermis. It’s amazing what a non-Negroid female can contribute to the progeny spawned by a mixed copulation session. Rating: “A”.
Toejam Overall rating: “B+”. (The nipples knocked off a few points).
Today begins the start of the Labor Day weekend. And it’s started out considerably cooler than I’d like. Female flesh will be covered and that is not good. However, the forecast is for it to warm up considerably by Monday so I’ll just lay low today and give my ocular orbs and testosterone factory a rest.
I hope all ya all have a nice weekend as we enter the final lap before Donald Trump’s triumph in November.
Let me just say, thank you Denny. I am visiting in San Francisco, where there is an abundance of gorgeous Asian women, but all much more clothed. After my wife dies ………
IMHO, after spending a lot of time in WestPac in the Navy and sampling many Asian women, the Thai women are the most beautiful. The Japanese are the cleanest, but ironically, that’s where I got the crabs and the clap at the same time. One of my fellow instructors at IBM married a traditional Japanese woman who waited on him hand and foot and treated him like a king.
Ole Yeller? Sort of, but that’s for later. But wait, who put the dome of St. Peters basilica on top of both her boobs? Them ain’t nipples. They’re more like overinflated soccer balls or even Buckminsterfullerene structured radomes . Too bad most Asians have black hair. I’m a blonde or red-head lover. Looking closer I detect something strange and was puzzled at first, but I think I got it now. Looks like one of the “brothers” planted some seed in the babe’s mamma san while he was on Liberty. She looks like Obama with slanty eyes and straight hair. No shit if the president had a Nip daughter she’d look like Singapore Sally here.
1) FACE: She must have had some of Dr. Finkelstein’s “round-eye” surgical treatment. Or were her eyes from daddy Trayvon’s DNA? Hard to tell. The nose is definitely from her rice picking maternal side. However her lips are definitely Ubangi oriented. A common combination when east meets Africa and the hormones groan. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m calling natural, but her scores gonna tank over the big aureoles and eerie nipples. Even the most unskilled plastic surgeon couldn’t have created those. Maybe her mamma was near Hiroshima or Nagasaki about 71 years ago and the radiation nailed the gene in her DNA that regulates nipples? Bad shit, man. Rating: “C”.
3) ARM PIT: Next to legs a woman’s pits are the sexiest part of the feminine anatomy. When close shaved they glow with the over abundant perspiration after a ribald session of 3 on 1 sex. It must be their proximity to the underlying axillary lymph nodes that causes the abundant Pheromone flow and its rapid evaporation to fill the air around the lady and to act as an stimulant aura for the male olfactory receptor neurons (or female’s in the case of Hilary Clinton). In any event this damsel’s pits are far from “the pits”. They are temples of pleasure. Rating: “A++”.
4) SKIN: As I stated previously her skin tone leans more to light mocha than lemonade. It is kina nice, like the mulatto Halle Berry’s smooth rawhide epidermis. It’s amazing what a non-Negroid female can contribute to the progeny spawned by a mixed copulation session. Rating: “A”.
Toejam Overall rating: “B+”. (The nipples knocked off a few points).
Today begins the start of the Labor Day weekend. And it’s started out considerably cooler than I’d like. Female flesh will be covered and that is not good. However, the forecast is for it to warm up considerably by Monday so I’ll just lay low today and give my ocular orbs and testosterone factory a rest.
I hope all ya all have a nice weekend as we enter the final lap before Donald Trump’s triumph in November.
Average, but for Denny’s girls average is good.
Ooh, me likee!
Me love you ten times!
Let me just say, thank you Denny. I am visiting in San Francisco, where there is an abundance of gorgeous Asian women, but all much more clothed. After my wife dies ………
IMHO, after spending a lot of time in WestPac in the Navy and sampling many Asian women, the Thai women are the most beautiful. The Japanese are the cleanest, but ironically, that’s where I got the crabs and the clap at the same time. One of my fellow instructors at IBM married a traditional Japanese woman who waited on him hand and foot and treated him like a king.