Didja watch last night’s debate? I did. I wanted to see Hacking Hillary go into a coughing fit and collapse on the stage. Alas, it didn’t happen. Her staff pumped her full of enough drugs to allow her to stand for ninety minutes and not to cough.
Each candidate had a goal tonight. Trump needed to look presidential. Crooked Cankles needed to be likable. She had the hardest task. She had to mask her inner shrew. For most of the night she was able to do that but after an hour she had s little segment where she lost control. Her voice went shrill. She began to look like everyone’s ex-wife. Or, she looked like a future ex-wife when you had come home at 2:00 AM after a night out with the guys and she started lecturing you about all of your faults. When she goes into shrill lecture mode, she loses any likability she may have.
Trump’s goal was a lot simpler. He needed to look sane. He needed to look like he belonged on the stage. It was a real low bar and he surpassed it. He performed just well enough to do so. He ignored some obvious openings to attack Thunder Rodent Thighs. He only mentioned her thirty three thousand e-mails once. WTF?
The PIAP was obviously prepared with “facts” and figures. She had a few zingers. Trump had virtually no prep yet still held his own, especially since Holt was on her side. She did have a few episodes where her eyes didn’t track properly. I still think she has had a stroke in the past. Didja like that forced smile she employed to try and make herself likable? I wonder how much Botox she had injected before the debate?
The media claims she won the debate. However, almost all online polls said he did. The kicker here is just how despondent Mika Brzezinski is.
She’s almost in tears. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Update: Snap polls on who won the debate. This is the Daily Mail which is a better source for news than the American media. Two of the surprises here are Variety and Slate which both had Trump winning. For all of you Coughing Clinton lovers who say she did better, you’re prolly right but, you are missing the point. I’ll try to get this through your thick heads once again, and that goes for you my little pet liberal Robin Palm, with the masters degree. Welcome back by the way. We have all missed you. There was a very low bar set for Trump. All he had to do was show up and look sane. That’s it. Yeah, the Cackler was wonky but that didn’t matter. Trump assured voters that he could do the job. That was all he needed to do. Thunder Rodent Thighs is not a likable person and has been immersed in scandals for over thirty years. She is a terrible candidate and people with brains are looking for reasons not to vote for her. That certainly leaves troll boy, The Truth out. Trump missed a lot of good shots like when she was promoting green jobs. He did point out Solyndra but he should have also said that Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade promised five million high paying green jobs back in 2008. How will she succeed when the Obamessiah couldn’t? You can proclaim Shrillary the winner all you want, but the snap polls, even from liberal outlets like Slate and Variety, disagree with you. Let’s look at the polls over the next few days and see if the Wicked Witch of Chappaqua has stopped Trump’s momentum.
From the moment she stood there with that phony smile with her ugly old lady yellow teeth and the continuous nasty smirk that just shouted at the viewers and voters, “Hey you motherfucking morons! It’s my turn to be the fucking Queen and tell you God damn serfs what the fuck to do with your miserable, deplorable lives! So STFU and vote for me for POTUS you ungrateful, unworthy bastards!” That’s why the MSM thought she won and why the majority who voted in the various polls said, GFY Hillary!
I really liked when he said, you’ve had 30 years to fix this and haven’t. Or something to that effect and it’s true. She’s trying to say that’s great experience and he’s turning it around on her and saying it’s worthless because you haven’t produced results.
I like how elitist blue-blood Mika snorts while she’s trying to come up with an uncritical description of Trump’s constituency. The idea that his message resonates with the deplorable rubes that inhabit flyover country raises her blood pressure. She finds no fault with Hillary, but rather with the American people.
The first question from the ‘moderator’ told me exactly how the evening was going to go. Repeat the big lie about jobs and give it to the bitch to ‘answer’. About 30 seconds into her ‘answer’ I had to turn it off.
Oh man. I haven’t been here in awhile and just wanted to check in for a quick laugh.
You guys thought trump won. Or “held his own”, rather.
You just make comments about how Hillary looked or sounded, despite trump snorting, sniffling, shuffling, and near constant barrage of “false”. He behaved like a 7 year old forced to sit still for 90 minutes.
Lester Holt is a registered Republican, btw, it’s just hard to get the moderator on your side when you try to deny basic facts that made the basis of the questions.
Example: Lester asked Hillary about emails. She said “I made a mistake, I won’t do it again” and then never mentioned it again!
Can you guys explain why Trump lies so much when it’s so easily disproven by Twitter or interviews?
Does he just not know?
Like the China caused the global warming hoax tweet. Why deny he made that tweet? It’s so easy to pull up.
And instead of talking about Hillarys vote for Iraq (a big weakness), he went on and on about how he really was against the war before it happened, despite all the evidence showing the opposite.
I understand you guys have been hating Hillary for 30 years now… But the Donald is not the answer.
Robin – Bless your little heart. We have all missed our little pet liberal. Have you checked the polls? The people, yannow the ones who vote, all thought Trump won. It’s the media that thought he lost. As I wrote, he had a very low bar to pass and he passed it. Actually you are wrong about Iraq. He was against it. Neal Cavuto (oh that’s Fox so it must be wrong) just played an interview from back then where the Donald was against the war. And speaking of lies, Crooked Cankles lies every time she opens her mouth. She makes Donald Trump look like Honest Abe. She is simply not a very good candidate. Holt was a lot easier on Hacking Hillary than he was on Trump. He did not want to get the abuse that Matt Lauer did for having the temerity to ask Thunder Rodent Thighs a tough question. The libs sure screamed about that. What are you gonna do when Trump wins the election. It looks like he has just moved Ohio into his column.
Way to avoid the question!
Again, he lies about so many things that are easily disproven.
“Ford is leaving”
Ford: no we’re not.
“The NFL contacted me to say”
NFL: no, we did not.
Why did he say “that makes me smart” when Hillary brought up how he didn’t pay taxes? Does he not know how bad that looks?
Why did he brag about settling a racial discrimination lawsuit without admitting guilt? That doesn’t make you look innocent!
Why did he suggest some 400 lb hacker hacked the the DNC when we know for a fact it was Russia?
Why is he baited so easily?
Hillary mentioned the former Miss Universe.
Trump goes on a radio show this morning and talks crap about her weight.
I just don’t get it.
Anywho. I would treasure those polls why they have him close, guys! It won’t last.
Also, Hillary doesn’t need Ohio to win. Trump needs Ohio, Flordia, and needs to take one oh NH, VA, or CO.
LOL! You actually encouraged the Xbox, Safe Space faggot back?
I own a PS4.
I’m anti safe space, what else would explain me coming here?
Not that it matters, but I’m straight. Sorry to break your heart.
I wasn’t invited back, I just posted. It’s the Internet, not a country club.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s why you hid the last time, faggot.
Robin is not a faggot. He is just a misguided brainwashed liberal. I hope he lives long enough to see the error of his thinking. He prolly thinks the economy is going great guns even though we have a record number of people on food stamps and the lowest job participation rate in 38 years. And it isn’t because boomers are retiring. Most of them can’t afford to retire. We have a record number of millennials living with their parents because the economy sucks. He prolly believes the phony unemployment numbers, when in actuality we are in a jobs recession with the real unemployment rate in the double digits. How can you not count the people who have given up looking for work as unemployed? Obungler is the first president in history to not have even one year with a GDP growth rate of 3%! The only reason the stock market is soaring is because the Fed is printing money and companies are using this money to buy their own stock. We are in another bubble and when it bursts it ain’t gonna be a pretty sight. Remember, if socialists knew anything about economics, they wouldn’t be socialists. How’s that socialist utopia Venezuela doing? The programs that Obongo, Crooked Cankles, and Bernie want are the same programs that fucked up Venezuela, and Zimbabwe, and North Korea, and the USSR, and all the countries behind the Iron Curtain before it fell.
Well, Robin, for you it’s not Donald, for me it’s not Hillary. You mention Trump lyin’ as if that’s a deal breaker. I think of it as just another blowhard runnin’ off his mouth. Clinton, on the other hand, has such a history of blatant falsehoods that you don’t even notice ’em. Sniper fire in Bosnia, remember that? Tellin’ the families of the dead from Libya that it was all the fault of some poor schmuck’s video, then denyin’ she said that. You’ve just gotten so used to her spewin’ bullshit that it doesn’t even register on your Richter Scale, no matter what the magnitude is of her whoppers.
Well, here’s what I posted in comments on a coupla other blogs this mornin:
Once again as has become my habit during political events, I spent half an hour or so discussing items of local interest to Milady and me, then crashed and burned. While I would greatly appreciate putting HRC’s political career and public life to the ignominious end she so richly deserves, I doubt equally greatly that it’s gonna happen during a “debate.”
What I’d really like to see is an apoplectic fit brought on by an unrelenting coughing spasm during which her true inner self spews the obscenities for which she is well known amongst sycophants and protection squads.
As for DJT, contemplating his first hundred days in office I’d have to compare it to being diagnosed with some potentially fatal disease which the docs say we’ll survive but only with a great amount of nausea, angst, and general discomfort.
Innameantime, I congratulate myself on my very good sense in not wasting time compare-contrasting a professional liar with a professional performer but rather making a significant payment on the sleep deficit my very ill cattledog has cost me over the past month or so.
There was a debate?
More like a competition of talking points.
These are really just joint press conferences.
Libs like Robin are forgetting (read “ignoring”) the fact that Trump was actually debating two people Monday night -Hil-LIAR-y and Lester Holt. Those two assholes ganged up on Trump and did all they could to make him look un-Presidential (for lack of a better word). But Trump held his own, and him temper, very well, I thought.
And Lester Holt, the “moderator”, proved himself to be completely in the tank for Hil_LIAR-y. I have to wonder how much the Clintons are paying him under the table, and how long have they been doing it. Inquiring minds want to know. But I doubt we ever will . Unless, of course, Mullah Obama pardons him before the end of the year, like he very likely will with Hil-LIAR-y, Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Al The Tax Cheat Sharpton, FBI Director Comey, and all the others too numerous to list here.
Lester Holt is a registered republican.
So is John Kasich. So are members of the Bush family most of whom will vote for Crooked Cankles. So are the Never Trumpers. What’s your point? Many Republicans have come out in support of Crooked Cankles. Trump is a symptom of what is wrong with politics today especially in the Republican Party. We elect people who immediately break all of their promises when they get to DC. We have a president who has made Bush look like an ardent Constitutionalist and he lies more than Trump. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor. If you like your health care plan you can keep it. Premiums will go down by $2500. Red line in Syria. Benghazi was caused by a YouTube video. We didn’t pay a ransom to Iran. And you’re upset at Trump’s lies? The reason Trump is doing so well is that the people are fed up. And now Bernie supporters have found out from the DNC emails that the deck was stacked against him from day 1. And look how easily he was bought off. A nice new house. Trump should be tanking, especially since Hacking Hillary has really outspent him. She won the debate on points but it hasn’t affected the polls. She and Obungler. theough the Black Lives Matter movement are trying to rile up black so get them to the polls. Black lives only matter when a cop shoots them. Meanwhile blacks kill far more blacks than cops do. Ho hum. Nothing to see here. Move on. Way to tear the country apart. These are the people you support Robin. They’re promoting a race war to get Hacking Hillary elected.
Uh . . . just for the record, Holt was born in Marin County, Kaliphornia and registered at one time as Republican so that he could vote in a primary he had particular interest in.
Now try to tell ME that a guy from Marin County who worked as a reporter for CBS for nearly 20 years, then worked at MSNBC and now at NBC is a Republican.
Go ‘head. Tell me.
Here in Florida you can’t vote in primaries at all if you’re not either a D or an R. I’m registered as an I and can’t vote in ’em, which by the way I think sucks canal water.