Crooked Cankles Can’t Remember Joke

When asked about her calls on a drone strike on Julian Assange Crooked Cankles said that she can’t remember joking about a drone strike. For once Hacking Hillary is telling the truth. She wasn’t joking about a drone strike on Assange. She was serious when she said, “Can’t we just drone him?” At first, the other people at the meeting thought she was making a joke but as she went on, they realized that she wasn’t joking. She was serious. She wanted to take him out and still does. After all, look at the Clinton body count. You don’t cross the Ozark Mafia.

Isn’t it amazing that Thunder Rodent Thighs keeps saying that we should be talking about “the issues” while the focus of her campaign seems to be on Trump’s tax returns and him calling an overweight porn star Miss Piggy? Spawn of Clinton sez the same thing while attacking Trump’s character.

Stuff like this goes way back with the Clintons. I can remember back in the 90’s them whining about the “politics of personal destruction” when they were the masters of it. The projection is strong with the Clintons.

They need to take the focus off of the issues like Syria, Libya, Benghazi, the economy, The PIAPS’ health which will make her incapable of handling the rigors of the job, and her total incompetence. Every thing she has touched has failed from Hillarycare to Benghazi. She even failed on Alicia Machado for not properly vetting her. She’s supporting a porn star who was a getaway driver for a murder and the anchor baby mama for a Mexican drug lord. It’s a good thing the SJWs at Wikipedia were on the job sanitizing Machado’s entry on Monday. Here’s some info on her.

4 comments on “Crooked Cankles Can’t Remember Joke

  1. Any question about why Assange delayed his public release of ole hil’s
    documents? He doesn’t want to join a large (and growing) list of dead folks that got on the clinton’s bad list.

    • Yes, that and, many American’s have a memory-span about as long as a goddamn ant.

      Remember, Donald Trump has spent the past forty years living his life in the public’s eye but, it wasn’t until he ran for president that our Lying Press labeled him a racist.

      Strategically for Assange, it would be wise for him to bleed out whatever information it is he has just prior to the remaining two presidential debates. Social media, which Trump is a master at using, will take care of the rest.

  2. I stayed up late to watch the Alex Jones live coverage of the big Wikileaks reveal, the one that would get Hillary indicted. It was utterly surreal. Jones spent the prior hour building expectations, and then the live feed from Germany opened. An empty stage. We watched that for, I dunno, 20 minutes. The a gal came out. Then she started talking, congratulating herself for how great Wikileaks was on its 10th birthday. Blah, blah, blah, nothing. Then a couple of other people on stage and talked and said nothing. This prelude went on for an hour with absolutely nothing happening. Finally they cut to the Assange stream, which was of poor quality. He started talking, and talking, and talking. Said nothing. For people that oppose drones, they droned and droned and droned for HOURS. Alex Jones had stayed up all night to host this, and he was getting punchy. It was only Jones’s MST3K-class commentary, plus chatroom babble, that made it possible to listen to. Alex was shortly talking about a Wikileaks train wreck, and then shouting about having been trolled, finally announcing a “cluster you-know-what”. Jones was doing amusing stream-of-consciousness; this was “Operation Asswipe”, Assange was “Hillary’s buttplug”, or maybe (this is a Monty Python Life of Bryan reference) “Biggus Dickus”. You just had to be there to believe it. Watching it was like being drunk. I’m ready to vote for Hillary if she promises to send a drone strike against Assange; it was that bad.

    The key point Jones has seized upon is something Assange mumbled (the sound sucked, and he was not very coherent) about how they would release key data “before the end of the year”. Jones shouted out, “BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR? THAT’S AFTER THE ELECTION! THEY GOT TO YOU! YOU SOLD OUT!”

    Very strange.

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