Saturday Boobage 10-15-2016

This one is from Stine.

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17 comments on “Saturday Boobage 10-15-2016

  1. FAKE? I’m not sure but my assessment may lead to the Dr. Finkelstein side of the equation.

    I’m still a little fatigued from my week’s excursion into the heart of Georgia. My main mission was to explore the Chickamauga Battlefield which was the 2nd bloodiest battle after Gettysburg. And the best part was the Rebs kicked Yankee ass big time. I accomplished that mission but the most heartwarming time was when I was driving over the mountains through Tennessee and Georgia. Trump signs everywhere and everyplace. Thousands and thousands of yard signs and bumper stickers. Gee, I haven’t seen that in the MSM. Don’t be fooled by the liberal controlled polls and news. On November 8th the Lesbian criminal is gonna do what she’s been doing to Huma for years. She’s going down. So get your sorry asses out and vote. The only thing that might defeat Trump is people who don’t vote. Don’t be that person.

    OK, enough of the political lecture. **Let’s do it**. (credits to the late great Gary Gilmore)

    1) FACE: Definitely early 70’s so I figure we’re looking at a Hugh Heffner bang-babe. Hell, I got a sexier lampshade in my living room than that mop atop of her goofy head. Seductive eyes and puffy lips add to the “Karen Carpenter” gentle, clean erupting from the hippie era vogue look. Rating: “B”.

    2) BOOBAGE: If they’re real they are some fine set of upper anterior protuberances alright. Wow! Perfect symmetry flawless tone and OMFG those aureoles are a perfect fit. I’m thinking positive, but if those tits have been stuffed I’ll be very disappointed. Rating: “A+++”.

    3) TORSO & THIGHS: Creamy, alabaster flawless examples of perfect landing zones for my moist tongue. Dang, I’d take my time taxiing around her tummy and loins before enter the hanger. Rating: “A++”.

    Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”.

    Yes siree we do have a fine example of the best of the 1970’s here. No disgusting “tats” or “piercings” to spoil the landscape. Just a magnificent totally unblemished canvas to apply your built in magic marker on. Today is my catch-up day after a journey of 225 road miles but 160 crow-fly miles. Them damn winding mountain roads surely take their toll on both the car and driver. But that 9,000 acre National Military Park was so impressive I’m making plans for the spring. Well the fact that I met a little 16 year old country honey (Jennifer) at my motel might be another motivator to get my ancient ass motivated too. 16 is legal in Georgia by the way.

  2. Sophie Howard, again. Dickhead ^ still hasn’t figured out he’s *critiqued* the same gal repeatedly on here, born in 1983.

  3. So what if they starve themselves, augment their boobs, wear shoes that make them walk funny and put expensive paint all over their faces (big breath) essentially turn themselves into object – that’s no reason to treat them like objects!

    They only want to be treated like objects by men with money.

  4. WOW! All of this arguing over a beautiful set of succulent mammaries. I just can’t fathom the uproar and mud slingin’ that would ensue if Denny went a step beyond the words of our esteemed presidential choice and actually showed the “hole” package, “pussy” and all.

    And those comments are meant to be respectable to the female species as I’m sure was Dandy Don’s. I believe that he and I are both so very thankful that there are such wonderful differences between the sexes and that both of us are as perplexed and shocked that neither Shrill-Liar-Ly or the Obungler see it that way.

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