Might be useful if you are camping in a swag in Antarctica, – which I am unlikely to do. So I agree with Wolfe.
But I think Alpha Delta sent this girl along just to watch TJ blow a gasket!
I finally “kick-Started” (literally) my Commodore Vic 20 after a frightening 2 hours. I’m not sure what caused it to go into a coma but it’s running now and I’ll give ya’ll a brief but expert analysis of today’s offering thanks to A/D before the smoke coming from the hard drive obscures today’s contestant.
1) HAIR: Sort of Blonde good. Rating: “A++”.
2) EYES: Blue and clear (no druggie haze) Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBS: Too big in all anatomical aspects Rating: “D”.
4) ARMS: Pudgy + weird Tattoo. Both bad. Rating: “C+”.
Toejam’s overall Rating: “B-“.
Well the old beast is still humming away. I bet today’s vixen is a “humming” expert. She appears to be the bottom scrapping of A/D’s porn barrel. But the kid tries. I have to give him that much.
Hey A/D how’s about a full frontal nude of Alicia Machado for next week?
Tattoo? Isn’t that a strap to her falling undergarment? Her lips look like they’re pumped up to about 40 psi. You’d need 80 grit sandpaper to remove the layers of makeup. Oddly, I think her boobs are the only thing left original.
Too big and droopy. Prematurely aged dugs, poor girl.
Might be useful if you are camping in a swag in Antarctica, – which I am unlikely to do. So I agree with Wolfe.
But I think Alpha Delta sent this girl along just to watch TJ blow a gasket!
Is there a tit underneath those manhole covers? I mean nipples.
Can the poor thing sit upright by herself?
Motorboat
I finally “kick-Started” (literally) my Commodore Vic 20 after a frightening 2 hours. I’m not sure what caused it to go into a coma but it’s running now and I’ll give ya’ll a brief but expert analysis of today’s offering thanks to A/D before the smoke coming from the hard drive obscures today’s contestant.
1) HAIR: Sort of Blonde good. Rating: “A++”.
2) EYES: Blue and clear (no druggie haze) Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBS: Too big in all anatomical aspects Rating: “D”.
4) ARMS: Pudgy + weird Tattoo. Both bad. Rating: “C+”.
Toejam’s overall Rating: “B-“.
Well the old beast is still humming away. I bet today’s vixen is a “humming” expert. She appears to be the bottom scrapping of A/D’s porn barrel. But the kid tries. I have to give him that much.
Hey A/D how’s about a full frontal nude of Alicia Machado for next week?
Tattoo? Isn’t that a strap to her falling undergarment? Her lips look like they’re pumped up to about 40 psi. You’d need 80 grit sandpaper to remove the layers of makeup. Oddly, I think her boobs are the only thing left original.
You are correct about the “strap”, JT. I stand corrected but I stand by my rating.
No fool like an old fool.
Hey, AD, practice makes perfect. If he’s been a life-long fool he ought to be pretty good at it by now, huh?
What hair?
What eyes?
What arms?
A +++
@Kayden_Kross
You’re goddamn right.