I was so touched I went and signed up immediately. As soon as some schmuck sponsors me, I will be able to live the life of pleasure I’ve always dreamed of. I will need to dye the gray out of my beard, and have some skin touch up done for the photo session, Just not sure if I can spend all day on the couch doing nothing but instagram and facebook. I will give it my best effort though.
Damn this is funny! I’m a 59 year old white guy that had the bad habit of supporting myself after I LEFT HOME at 18.
What the hell was I thinking?? I was born 40 years too early I guess.
Damn this is funny! I’m a 59 year old white guy that had the bad habit of supporting myself after I LEFT HOME at 18.
What the hell was I thinking?? I was born 40 years too early I guess.
Damn you Denny !!!! Because of this video clip I have to get another pair of clean underwear …… and I’m running out of underwear now !!!! Please stop posting these You Tube clips that make me piss myself laughing.
Personally as I review my life of 75 + years in comparison , it comes to mind we the Get it done Generation are deserving of a rebate on the taxes we paid down thru the years so we can live the millennial life in our declining years.
When I think of all the late night/early breakfasts in greasy spoons while hung over from the previous night`s revery attempting to clear my senses so I could reasonably function thru out the pending work day I feel cheated.
At least we should receive a substantial refund for what we spent on our favorite energy drink “Beer” which allowed us to function in a straight world…call it a Business deduction.
Yes, it would be nice for all of us to live the life style of the over-leisured but I do object to be identified as a millennial.
A more proper identification for we as a group would be Perennials for in our misguided youth just like that class of flowers year after year without fail blossomed forth providing services , completing tasks & most important made contributions to society.
Is a refund for the beer we drank to much to ask? I would suggest a march for justice but most of us are too old. How about a bus ride instead, Hell I`ll drink to that.
70 years ago, the millennials were going ashore at Normandy.
60 years ago the millennials were freezing at Chosin.
50 year ago, I was sweating in Vietnam
40 years ago – – – – – well you get the picture.
Poor little babies, guess mommy and daddy never wiped their worthless asses for them, always gave them everything that wanted and never taught them that life is tough!
High school kids across the nation are cutting class to parade around and complain about the election results. School administrators, and a lot of the parents, are pussies. For God’s sake, these kids don’t know the first thing about politics and should not be involved. but their ‘good’ parents today — much better than the dumb old parents we had when I was growing up — shove the kids into ‘community organizing’ and agitation and activism when they are in nursery school. We never would have done something so disrespectful and stupid when I was in high school, and the punishment would have been quick and severe. Now, this is enabled by h.s. administrators and the media report on it like it’s the greatest thing ever that ‘young people are expressing themselves.’ Not a word would have been said, though, had Evil Bitch been elected and there would be no protests. these kids today are pussies but most of them have been raised by useless and entitled left-wing kooks who never took out the garbage, bailed hay, shoveled manure, or loaded/unloaded delivery trucks etc.
I was so touched I went and signed up immediately. As soon as some schmuck sponsors me, I will be able to live the life of pleasure I’ve always dreamed of. I will need to dye the gray out of my beard, and have some skin touch up done for the photo session, Just not sure if I can spend all day on the couch doing nothing but instagram and facebook. I will give it my best effort though.
Damn this is funny! I’m a 59 year old white guy that had the bad habit of supporting myself after I LEFT HOME at 18.
What the hell was I thinking?? I was born 40 years too early I guess.
Damn this is funny! I’m a 59 year old white guy that had the bad habit of supporting myself after I LEFT HOME at 18.
What the hell was I thinking?? I was born 40 years too early I guess.
This is the first generation that was raised en masse in daycares. Their role models were Smurfs and a purple dinosaur. Now they are of voting age.
When these millennials procreate — if they even can — what are their kids going to be like?
We’ll have to outsource procreation…
Damn you Denny !!!! Because of this video clip I have to get another pair of clean underwear …… and I’m running out of underwear now !!!! Please stop posting these You Tube clips that make me piss myself laughing.
Personally as I review my life of 75 + years in comparison , it comes to mind we the Get it done Generation are deserving of a rebate on the taxes we paid down thru the years so we can live the millennial life in our declining years.
When I think of all the late night/early breakfasts in greasy spoons while hung over from the previous night`s revery attempting to clear my senses so I could reasonably function thru out the pending work day I feel cheated.
At least we should receive a substantial refund for what we spent on our favorite energy drink “Beer” which allowed us to function in a straight world…call it a Business deduction.
Yes, it would be nice for all of us to live the life style of the over-leisured but I do object to be identified as a millennial.
A more proper identification for we as a group would be Perennials for in our misguided youth just like that class of flowers year after year without fail blossomed forth providing services , completing tasks & most important made contributions to society.
Is a refund for the beer we drank to much to ask? I would suggest a march for justice but most of us are too old. How about a bus ride instead, Hell I`ll drink to that.
According to George Bailey a “bell will ring” for every snowflake that’s adopted and get’s their wings!
70 years ago, the millennials were going ashore at Normandy.
60 years ago the millennials were freezing at Chosin.
50 year ago, I was sweating in Vietnam
40 years ago – – – – – well you get the picture.
Poor little babies, guess mommy and daddy never wiped their worthless asses for them, always gave them everything that wanted and never taught them that life is tough!
High school kids across the nation are cutting class to parade around and complain about the election results. School administrators, and a lot of the parents, are pussies. For God’s sake, these kids don’t know the first thing about politics and should not be involved. but their ‘good’ parents today — much better than the dumb old parents we had when I was growing up — shove the kids into ‘community organizing’ and agitation and activism when they are in nursery school. We never would have done something so disrespectful and stupid when I was in high school, and the punishment would have been quick and severe. Now, this is enabled by h.s. administrators and the media report on it like it’s the greatest thing ever that ‘young people are expressing themselves.’ Not a word would have been said, though, had Evil Bitch been elected and there would be no protests. these kids today are pussies but most of them have been raised by useless and entitled left-wing kooks who never took out the garbage, bailed hay, shoveled manure, or loaded/unloaded delivery trucks etc.