Well then she should please you. I refer to these as “flap jacks”. Of course because of her fair complexion they’re more difficult to see, but them suckers (literally and figuratively) are humongous.
Ole A/D is being very kind for sharing today’s beauty. Blonde, albeit bottle (check the eyebrows, they don’t match) nice zoomies and a thigh to die for. The elevation of the Trumpster to the next plateau (President-Elect) and the seemingly devastation of the Hildabeast must have stirred A/D to bring out the finest of his collection of babes to beat the baton by.
I’m suffering from forest fire flu. I’m surrounded on all sides by massive burning acres and the dense smoke is pouring through every small crack in my modest house. No rain in 3 months and 35 mph winds are taking the conflagration to a Dresden level. I hope the evacuation order doesn’t come or I’ll have to pack up my arsenal and head south.
OK, let’s do it.
1) FACE: As I previously mentioned the hair looks great but peroxide blonde doesn’t cut it after you’ve experienced the real deal. Besides she must have had the manufacturer of hair spray working a 3rd shift by the looks of the stiff straggly spaghetti. Her face looks great in the airbrushed (they didn’t have digital back in the early 80’s when this snapper was snapped) but imagine waking up next to her sans pancake and after a long hard nights romp. Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Looks lickable. Nice, firm, natural and “up-standing”. But the real highlight is her skin-tone. Magnificent. It really does every visible part of her justice. Aureoles are the nice lite pink that most likely matches her sensitive labia. I hate the Obama mahogany hue which more likely matches the babe’s unbleached asshole. Do I see over-sized aureoles however, but in this lady’s case I’ll not count it against her. Rating: “A+”.
3) ARM & THIGHS: Sweet. Not a canker to be seen and OH so smooth. Although both objects lack the muscle-tone of an accomplished marathon runner that perfectly OK. Sometimes taught sinew limbs are hot, but in this little tender body the semi-firm looks is spot on. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Not bad for a Playmate looking to bonk Mr. Hefner. Or was the photo taken post coital? Who knows? Who gives a rat’s ass. All I know it was post Toejam coital.
Tonight promises to hit 24F. That’s a bitch especially after yesterday afternoon’s 72F. I’m going to stock up on supplies (wine and nachos) and ask my neighbor Linda over for a sleep-over. When I lived overseas years ago I used hot-water bottles, but they are as scarce as intact hymens in a Catholic girl’s high school now. Linda is a hot, slender redhead and I guarantee you she throws off enough heat under the covers to bake a Thanksgiving pumpkin pie. I’m looking to get my sausage singed tonight.
Thanks again A/D for today’s babe. When I say “today’s” I wonder what this woman looks like currently? Hillary maybe?
for those of you familiar with the Navy’s old VIDs/MAFs system, I believe this young lady would be an A/799 … equipment checked and NO discrepancy noted.
Bananas well placed!!
As a large aerola-ist, I demand an end to anti-large aerolaism on this website.
I demand an end to guys with small mouths!
That’s “areola.” Sorry, sometimes my passion overcomes my spelling.
Well then she should please you. I refer to these as “flap jacks”. Of course because of her fair complexion they’re more difficult to see, but them suckers (literally and figuratively) are humongous.
Yes, when large areolae are outlawed, only outlaws will have large…wait, where I am going with this?
Outstanding! Well done Alpha
Ole A/D is being very kind for sharing today’s beauty. Blonde, albeit bottle (check the eyebrows, they don’t match) nice zoomies and a thigh to die for. The elevation of the Trumpster to the next plateau (President-Elect) and the seemingly devastation of the Hildabeast must have stirred A/D to bring out the finest of his collection of babes to beat the baton by.
I’m suffering from forest fire flu. I’m surrounded on all sides by massive burning acres and the dense smoke is pouring through every small crack in my modest house. No rain in 3 months and 35 mph winds are taking the conflagration to a Dresden level. I hope the evacuation order doesn’t come or I’ll have to pack up my arsenal and head south.
OK, let’s do it.
1) FACE: As I previously mentioned the hair looks great but peroxide blonde doesn’t cut it after you’ve experienced the real deal. Besides she must have had the manufacturer of hair spray working a 3rd shift by the looks of the stiff straggly spaghetti. Her face looks great in the airbrushed (they didn’t have digital back in the early 80’s when this snapper was snapped) but imagine waking up next to her sans pancake and after a long hard nights romp. Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Looks lickable. Nice, firm, natural and “up-standing”. But the real highlight is her skin-tone. Magnificent. It really does every visible part of her justice. Aureoles are the nice lite pink that most likely matches her sensitive labia. I hate the Obama mahogany hue which more likely matches the babe’s unbleached asshole. Do I see over-sized aureoles however, but in this lady’s case I’ll not count it against her. Rating: “A+”.
3) ARM & THIGHS: Sweet. Not a canker to be seen and OH so smooth. Although both objects lack the muscle-tone of an accomplished marathon runner that perfectly OK. Sometimes taught sinew limbs are hot, but in this little tender body the semi-firm looks is spot on. Rating: “A++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Not bad for a Playmate looking to bonk Mr. Hefner. Or was the photo taken post coital? Who knows? Who gives a rat’s ass. All I know it was post Toejam coital.
Tonight promises to hit 24F. That’s a bitch especially after yesterday afternoon’s 72F. I’m going to stock up on supplies (wine and nachos) and ask my neighbor Linda over for a sleep-over. When I lived overseas years ago I used hot-water bottles, but they are as scarce as intact hymens in a Catholic girl’s high school now. Linda is a hot, slender redhead and I guarantee you she throws off enough heat under the covers to bake a Thanksgiving pumpkin pie. I’m looking to get my sausage singed tonight.
Thanks again A/D for today’s babe. When I say “today’s” I wonder what this woman looks like currently? Hillary maybe?
Its says ‘Click to enlarge’. I didn’t need to click on anything to enlarge 😆 🙂
Thank you.
Teri Harrison?
Alissa Arden.
With that tiny piece of cloth she is wearing as panties. Do you think there just might be some snail tracks on the stainless steel counter?
for those of you familiar with the Navy’s old VIDs/MAFs system, I believe this young lady would be an A/799 … equipment checked and NO discrepancy noted.
I wasn’t sure what would be found beyond the first page.
What exactly is a boo bag?