I’m so devastated by el comandante’s demise I can hardly lift a finger to type today’s anatomical lecture. That bearded, cigar smoking icon of Communism has finally bought the granja. I heard Colin Kaepernick was in tears. Weeping openly while on one-knee over the death of his hero. Maybe the president-elect will send an emissary to the beleaguered country. Not to attend Fido’s death, but to work out a deal to make Cuban cigars in Brooklyn, NY.
OK, enough of the morning time to “tit assess”.
1) FACE: No beard, sorry Fidel she’s not one of your progeny. Nice reddish hair that looks natural. I’ve seen dozens of this woman’s likenesses all over the Appalachian Mountains. Mostly dressed in a Daisy Mae outfit and dippin’ the tobacky. Many of the lush mommas however have 12 or so brats under 15 trailing behind dressed in ragged coveralls. Anyway she’s got that soft/hard look. Kind of like the Roman God Janus. Eerie, but when you’re staring at her tits who gives a rat’s ass? Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Probably natural although they look oversized atop that svelte mid-section. Aureoles and nipples; nice pink hue and a perfect size for those bodacious bags of breast tissue. Oh my. Attention on deck. Canker at 11 O’clock over her left bazoom. Not to worry, it’s just a small dot and no points lost. Firm, solid and just waiting to be fondled by my sensitive hands and act as “fenders” for my 9 inch pocket rocket. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A”.
Yup another Saturday’s scholarly effort in the tank. Today I have to go to see the smoldering ruins of the local Wal*Mart after the hordes of kamikaze, bloated multitudes razed it to the foundation. There might be a couple of items salvageable. I hate holidays of any description. It’s become an excuse for the low-information dregs to sate their instant-gratification material lust. No more quiet, at home with the family have a quiet day. Anyway, I’m just going to ride it out here in my man cave and watch the TV. Yup, the powers of AT&T unlocked the cable vault for the weekend and I can watch great shows like Family feud, Jewelry shopping and the endless fucking football bullshit. On second thought I’ll just read a book. Next stop Christmas weekend free cable TV!
Dr. Finklestein’s work again?
Nope, all natural, just the way God intended them to be.
Damn that gal is sweet!!
Sheesh! Eat a sandwich or something!
Whoa!!!! Is that real? The hip/waist/boob ratio seems…? It will be interesting to see what Toe has to say.
~XxxOoo
LOL! Comradette, of course that li’l Russian gal is real.
But at least the nip/areola ratio might be to Toe’s liking. Maybe. One never knows with Toe.
I’m so devastated by el comandante’s demise I can hardly lift a finger to type today’s anatomical lecture. That bearded, cigar smoking icon of Communism has finally bought the granja. I heard Colin Kaepernick was in tears. Weeping openly while on one-knee over the death of his hero. Maybe the president-elect will send an emissary to the beleaguered country. Not to attend Fido’s death, but to work out a deal to make Cuban cigars in Brooklyn, NY.
OK, enough of the morning time to “tit assess”.
1) FACE: No beard, sorry Fidel she’s not one of your progeny. Nice reddish hair that looks natural. I’ve seen dozens of this woman’s likenesses all over the Appalachian Mountains. Mostly dressed in a Daisy Mae outfit and dippin’ the tobacky. Many of the lush mommas however have 12 or so brats under 15 trailing behind dressed in ragged coveralls. Anyway she’s got that soft/hard look. Kind of like the Roman God Janus. Eerie, but when you’re staring at her tits who gives a rat’s ass? Rating: “A-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Probably natural although they look oversized atop that svelte mid-section. Aureoles and nipples; nice pink hue and a perfect size for those bodacious bags of breast tissue. Oh my. Attention on deck. Canker at 11 O’clock over her left bazoom. Not to worry, it’s just a small dot and no points lost. Firm, solid and just waiting to be fondled by my sensitive hands and act as “fenders” for my 9 inch pocket rocket. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A”.
Yup another Saturday’s scholarly effort in the tank. Today I have to go to see the smoldering ruins of the local Wal*Mart after the hordes of kamikaze, bloated multitudes razed it to the foundation. There might be a couple of items salvageable. I hate holidays of any description. It’s become an excuse for the low-information dregs to sate their instant-gratification material lust. No more quiet, at home with the family have a quiet day. Anyway, I’m just going to ride it out here in my man cave and watch the TV. Yup, the powers of AT&T unlocked the cable vault for the weekend and I can watch great shows like Family feud, Jewelry shopping and the endless fucking football bullshit. On second thought I’ll just read a book. Next stop Christmas weekend free cable TV!
…so round, so firm, so fully packed…
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I’d love to nuzzle up between those pillows for a good nights sleep after……
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