What is it with the coastal states like California, Washington, Oregon, New York, Taxachesetts, and the coasts. is it sumpin’ in the water? Taxachuesetts and New York were the hotbeds of the War of Independence which was fought over taxes. Now they tax the crap out of themselves at a rate that King George would have never dreamed of. But the crowning glory of moonbattery has to go to California where Governor Moonbeam is fixin’ to drive another industry out of California b y going after cow farts. Please California, secede and take your 55 electoral votes with you. You are too fucking stupid to stay in the country. Ron has his opinion on Governor Moonbeam’s latest.
Guv’ner Moonbeam has decreed that Caliphornia must save mankind from itself and single-handedly reverse global warming. Despite the brutally obvious reality that no nations in Africa or Asia (which combined hold nearly 6 billion of the people on earth) have the slightest intention of doing away with coal or oil or cattle or anything else likely to produce greenhouse gases, he has signed legislation virtually eliminating beef and dairy production in the state.
More jobs lost. Why do Dimocrats hate working people so much?
When asked for comment, Governor Abbott of Texas said, “Roger that. We’ll be glad to sell meat to ‘em and I reckon Wisconsin and Minnesota will be happy to share milk and cheese to the left coast.”
Thousands of dairy-farm owners and operators, already burdened nearly below the break-even point with nuisance rules and regulations are looking north, east, and south for possible areas to relocate their businesses.
I wouldn’t move north since both Oregon and Washington have been Californicated. Texas is open for business and they love cattle.
Although I haven’t done the math, I’d estimate that the total contribution of all livestock in Caliphornia to the annual global emission of methane from all sources is under 1%. Betcha Wyoming, Colorado, Montana, New Mexico, and about a dozen other states would welcome some beef and dairy producers. I’d say more methane bubbles up from the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico each day than is produced by all the cattle in the US.
It’s only a matter of time before California outlaws exhaling since it contributes CO2 to the atmosphere. Here’s the story about the cow farts.
My daughter in law is a typical California weenie. I’m pretty sure that she farts so she will be marked for elimination by Moonbeam. To come to think of it, that is not a totally bad idea.
I live in the central Sierra Nevada mtns in screwyfornia and we folks here in the mountains just laugh down the hill at the fools on the CA plains.
I also live in the central Sierra Nevada Mtns and the county I am in voted 66% Trump…. the big coastal cities are the Lib enclaves (along with Sac area)
I will never, ever understand the liberal mindset about the determination to destroy good jobs. I can only hope every rancher and dairy producer picks up and leaves and heads east. I am sure Wisconsin and Michigan would welcome them and the jobs and taxes and income they would bring. What a strange, state. How in the would are they ever going to get straighten out? If that is possible?
The only hope is that the ‘big one’ hits and the very edge of California, Oregon and Washington falls into the sea
Hell, anything south of Yuba-Dooba City is SoCal, if’n you ask me. Let them suckers secede from the Union. Who’ll handle their mail? What’ll they have for defense? Are they ready to instantly enter into treaties and trade agreements with the USA for all the imports/exports that’ll be needed at what used to be just State borders? What’re the dipshits gonna use for currency? No more HUD, SNAP and other Federally subsidized programs? Without the US Constitution, how’ll they decide what limits the power of government? Let ’em go and let’s all laugh while we watch ’em flop around like fish outa water.
Within two years they would be Venezuela. They get more money from the federal gummint than they pay in taxes. But don’t tell them. Let them secede.
Texan, born and bred. My approved food list is cow, cow, and cow, with a side order of mashed potatoes and brown gravy. As Julia Child once said, “It doesn’t matter if it’s fat free. What matters is if it tastes good.” My motto!
Same regs apply to the illegal burrito munchers? That bean gas has to go somewhere…
Bovine flatulence is to keep your attention away from Moonbeam’s, and others, hidden agenda: Land grab to gain access to the minerals in the earth over which the cattle roam. Same scenario in Nevada. The legislature in Sacramento has nearly destroyed the “nation’s breadbasket” by withholding water to farmers and ranchers. They are truly evil bastards.
But California is against extracting minerals. It destroys the planet.
You gotta remember, Denny, that mining is only bad in Kommifornia. It’s okay to take the gold, lithium or whatever is needed for Silicon Valley toys, as long as it’s mined somewhere else. Just like their electric cars that have to be plugged in. Since the state can’t produce enough juice for its own needs, the MIMBY crowd is willin’ to get power from the Southwest where the Indians make it by burnin’ coal.
There’re fools here who actually pay more on their power bills for electricity from only “renewable” sources. I’ve yet to talk to anybody who can tell me how those electrons are different, or how then know to keep away from my meter but go to my neighbor’s.
Been in Pair-O-Dice , Ca for 43 years. 5 years to go and I’m out of Californistan for the saner pastures to the NNE of me. The damn gas bag politicians put out more “green house” gasses (what ever they are) than all the cattle in Butte County.
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Dudley1 is now back from his cabin in the hills……….
Anyway I am amused about Cow Farts again being in the news , I recall some years back in Florida this issue was being given serious consideration when some Liberal Environmentalist Wackoloon compared Florida`s Cow herd flatulence to all Industrial pollution & stated it to be a greater threat to humanity.
He wanted to reduce the size those herds in order to eliminate our dependence on Dairy & Meat products.
That is when I responded during the time frame before the white man arrived in America & the grass lands of the west were over run with vast herds of millions of buffalo as well as in Africa where even larger herds of grazing animals roamed resulted in astronomical amounts of Methane gas “Farts” compared to Florida`s cow herd minimal contribution, something must have intervened to reduce/limit the production of Methane by these four footed creatures in order for mankind to flourish .
I suggested then Corks must have been invented far earlier then previously thought. “Sorry Wine Drinkers”. American Indians as well as African Natives must have been sneaking up behind these unsuspecting animals plugging up their offensive bodily orifices.
In Africa I think given the likelihood Elephants would have taken exception to this practice & at least trampled slower natives , over time thus increased the ability of survivors to be able to run quite fast as well as dart left & right swiftly which today benefits the NFL in America. It is that or they trained Monkeys to swing down out of the trees to assume the task of inserting those corks & dart away in the underbrush.
But alas this is just speculation but the one irrefutable fact is Liberal Democrats are stupid with the most ignorant being the Environmentalists.
Out here in Orygun, the following was recently hailed as a “best letter of 2016” by the Eugene Weekly editors … those “with her” still don’t get it and never will I suppose.
FLUSH THE TOILET
Kudos to our next CIC, POTUS, Donald J. Trump.
He pulled off the biggest con in history.
He played the fear card on the American sheeple like a Stradivarius (if Stradivarius had made dog whistles or bullhorns).
He exposed to the world the truth of the “Ugly American.”
After the party of “I hope he fails” managed to plug the toilet of our democracy, Trump as the biggest, greasiest, shiniest turd, was able to rise to the top.
America’s chicken hawk karma has come home to roost.
The next four years will be a test to see if love can really trump hate.
If not, I think Mother Earth will flush the toilet on her own.
Michael T. Hinojosa, Eugene
Nov. 17