Here’s a redhead that I found.
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The only flaw I see on her are the stupid tattoos. At least she has no piercings. If you don’t think she’s hot, you’re gay.
Here’s a redhead that I found.
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The only flaw I see on her are the stupid tattoos. At least she has no piercings. If you don’t think she’s hot, you’re gay.
Yowza. That’s one fine looking lady there, Denny.
Curvy and natural, as I see it.
she is hot! I like looking at boobage before I go to bed . Just maybe I mightrelive a part of my youth , and have a wet dream . Or as the Boy Scouts Of America hand book 1959 called it ” a nocturnal emission
Here’s my checklist, much shorter than Toejam’s, I might add:
Areolae: check
End of list.
Is that a Bluetooth tat on her right hip?
I wonder what it’s connected to.
I couldn’t agree more on the goofy stupid tattoo thing. What compels a beautiful woman with a gorgeous figure and flawless skin to scribble a dark blue blotch that’s permanent? All tattoo’s from 10 feet away resemble dirt or a nasty bruise and on a beautiful sexy dame it’s like a bumper sticker on a Ferrari
Leanna Decker is common at best and, elevating the substandard of at least no visible metal does not merit anyone’s shaming to fagdom. Those are terms of beta bux chasing after a Roastie.
Firm natural breasts. Nice 34DD-24-35 figure. Cute pussy. Far from common I would say. I was surprised that she didn’t make Playmate.
She is common looking as the day is long and, her pussy resembles a wagon wheel ran through a cowflop: http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Leanna_Decker
That’s a bad pic of it. Check out her interview for a better shot of it. Of course, I think it would look better covered with red hair. I think you need to have your eyes checked. You wouldn’t nail her? You and TJ are both gay.
Intriguing. Of all the many people on the interweb, I would’ve never fathomed a response so – low energy.
Huh?
Oh man it’s nippy out there. Got up this morning and it was 20F. My little heat-pump was wailing like a cat with a Roman candle stuck up its ass. Fortunately no snow and we’ll probably make it to 40F by afternoon. I’m a summer guy and this shit combined with long dark days really bums me out. I’ve even given up hope for my “reduced price” Thai massage today. I’m stickin’ indoors and I might even watch as the freakin’ Liberal M.S.M. tries tossing uncooked spaghetti against the wall and they are really surprised it doesn’t stick. They ain’t never going to get to the point where their juvenile anti-Trump temper tantrums will recede. Now Trump with the aid of his constant dinner companion “a former KGB agent Putin has stolen the election by hacking into the DNC computer and released emails. Even some Turd-Coat douchebag republicans like Lindsey “asshole” Graham are getting in on the act. Wow, these corrupt members of the Washington D.C. Beltway Politicians Club are shittin’ the bed over Donald. I hope it gives ’em all fatal coronaries.
Any way let’s review today’s skankly offering. What’s her first name, Clarabell? I’m seeing low marks here. Several of the ladies body areas are not going to be treated with a hearty shock & awe grading. But it is what it is in the scientific arena.
1) FACE: Beyond hot porn queen. More like ghetto struttin’ material. She looks like her mug has been abused by horny males and rabid bobcats for years. Granted she’s probably only 26 years old by the Gregorian calendar, but the miles on her odometer have slipped into the 6 digit number. Her red hair and light makeup look make her seem like the girl in a Sunday school class, but that’s an illusion. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBS: More than likely natural , however slightly oversized for the framework. Plus it’s the old Denny patented mega-aureole madness that really lowers her tit appeal. Rating: “B+”.
3) TORSO: Now we have the perfect exhibit of canker Tacky tat art. Sadly she hasn’t consulted dr. Finkelstein about removing those blotches that range from the right of her navel (navel gets high marks for NO jewelry, just edible lint) up to below her lest chesticle. Removal would be an “out-patient” procedure and she’d be cank and scar free plus healed in a fortnight. Although her pelvic tats are small and unobtrusive visually I think they take away from the natural toned and smooth lower torso. Rating: “B”.
4) THIGHS: Like Colonel Sanders said once: “The thighs are succulent and firm”. Yes gang Lucy Mcgillicuddy’s thighs are the finest part of this slightly flawed example of melanerpes erythrocephalus. And by her size we have to deduce of the pileated variety. Rating: “A”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B”.
Ho hum and burrrrrr. I’m cold and hungry so it’s time for a hearty breakfast and a hot shower. If DDP were here I’d dine and shower at the same time. But she’s hanging 10 in Malibu while I suffer old man winter’s frostbite here in the Smokey Mountains.
She was 20 years old when that was taken. The boobs are a natural 34DD. You are gay.
Denny, I would say Toe is not necessarily gay, but non-binary, electronic device/love doll curious, species flexible.
She is hot, I’m not gay … but I do feel somewhat like a dirty old man. Thanks Mr. D!
” the old Denny patented mega-aureole madness ”
Beer on the monitor and keyboard.
Is it my fault TJ doesn’t appreciate the proper A to B (areola to boob) ratio? Some day I’m gonna post some gigantic areolae and send him right over the edge.
Find some as big as pancakes
I plan to.
Large areolas have no voice (I would be shocked if one actually spoke to me) so we must speak for them. This is a little noted subtext of making America Great Again.