As per instructions I tried to “click” on her tits to grow them a wee bit but alas the whole picture enlarged. Just kidding. They’re are 100% real and 120% perfect. I’m headed off soon to the local massage parlor to get a reduce quickie happy finish from the Thai sisters. They’ll be extra nice since they know I toss them a few hundred Baht to send home. Actually it’s the equivalent of $5, but they appreciate it anyway. I might have to seek carnal pleasure further afield since the girls announced they might just be headed home since Donald is going to enforce the immigration laws. I have mixed feelings. As far as their absconding I’m saddened and far as their gentle touches my loins are aching. But I have to look at the situation philosophically. There are more Asian redtail catfish in the South China Sea. Actual the babe’s “tails” are mocha colored. They turn a glowing red after I tie the Thais up and pummel their buttock with my open palm. But that’s a story for another day. Maybe when the dawn comes up like thunder on the road to Mandalay.
OK, let’s get on with what I suspect from a slight glance might be a high-scoring anatomical study.
1) FACE: She’s no 20 year old. Crow feet are starting to show beneath her very minimal pancake. Having said that I’m into MILFs. Unfortunately, at my advanced age most MILF qualifiers are the age of grandchildren. I didn’t miss the old, slow boat to Hoboken, however. I was knocking off a horny 43 year old when I was a mere lad. Carol was separated from the old man but she still had desires. Another story for another day. Anyway I like this woman’s facial features. Not too harsh, lightly made-up and the kind who Norman Bates would love to take home to meet his mother. Rating: “A++”.
2) PITS: I love shaved female armpits. Ant these are so hot I might have to run off in the middle of today’s lecture to have those Thai sisters minister to my carnal needs. However, I sacrifice and stay with my analysis. What’s not to love about the smooth, shaved woman’s pits? OMFG look at the symmetry of the taught Terea major and Coracobrachialis muscles. Spectacular and freakin’ awe inspiring. Imagine the sweet scent of her pheromones seeping out; finding their way up your nasal passage and smacking into your olfactory receptors. BOOM, went the beat of my heart. Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBS: Outstanding. And I mean that in 2 ways. One being their quality and the other their position in relation to the lady’s Décolletage. Wonderfully positioned. Firm, perfect sized and sporting nice aureoles and bud-like nipples. I’m gonna have to do a double/double today. Two Thais by morning and two Thais before beddy-bye. Even Paul Revere could only muster 2 if by sea. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: WOW! A perfect middle to a perfect body. Too bad I can examine her lower extremities. I bet her “pins” are a sight to behold and to be holding. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: A solid “A+++”.
Golly today’s session has worn me ragged. I might have to assume the passive position later and let the Thai babes do all the work. That’ll give me a chance to reflect on today’s wonder. However, this venture has given me another idea. I might just dial up DDP and see if we can mend our differences. The mental image of DDP’s naked body just flashed through my cerebral cortex and it sent a tingle south.
Remember: Next Wednesday is the 75th anniversary of the dastardly Nip’s attack on sovereign American soil. It’s a special day that most Snowflakes know nothing about and don’t have time to learn about in their busy life of fending off micro-aggressions and seeking “safe spaces”. But we few bad of ancient brothers must change that. Next week when you see a millennial yell: “Fuck the Nips and screw the Krauts”. They’ll probably think you’re hawking a new type of synthetic heroin.
Awww Toejam. I guess it’s been a while since you’ve seen any *real* breasts. Those look a bit like they’ve been bolted on. (The cleavage gap ratio is one giveaway.)
Anyway, glad to see you’re still kicking it. Miss you, old friend~
DDP I’m with ya. How could Fake Tit Inspector Clouseau miss this two foot putt? They look about as natural as a plastic hula girl on a dashboard. Usually Toe and I are on opposite sides of this issue.
You do realize that the only reason her areolae fit your requirements is because they are puckered from the cold. If they were in a relaxed state you would be bitching about their size and saying they were too large. Same goes for Rayvet.
Ahh, the good ol’ USA. The clouds have parted; the fog has lifted; even the lassies suddenly look happier and more radiant ! ( And I beat TJ ).
My kind of woman. Dark haired, nicely shaped breast, great nip/boob ratio and a beautiful smile. Marty has good taste.
As per instructions I tried to “click” on her tits to grow them a wee bit but alas the whole picture enlarged. Just kidding. They’re are 100% real and 120% perfect. I’m headed off soon to the local massage parlor to get a reduce quickie happy finish from the Thai sisters. They’ll be extra nice since they know I toss them a few hundred Baht to send home. Actually it’s the equivalent of $5, but they appreciate it anyway. I might have to seek carnal pleasure further afield since the girls announced they might just be headed home since Donald is going to enforce the immigration laws. I have mixed feelings. As far as their absconding I’m saddened and far as their gentle touches my loins are aching. But I have to look at the situation philosophically. There are more Asian redtail catfish in the South China Sea. Actual the babe’s “tails” are mocha colored. They turn a glowing red after I tie the Thais up and pummel their buttock with my open palm. But that’s a story for another day. Maybe when the dawn comes up like thunder on the road to Mandalay.
OK, let’s get on with what I suspect from a slight glance might be a high-scoring anatomical study.
1) FACE: She’s no 20 year old. Crow feet are starting to show beneath her very minimal pancake. Having said that I’m into MILFs. Unfortunately, at my advanced age most MILF qualifiers are the age of grandchildren. I didn’t miss the old, slow boat to Hoboken, however. I was knocking off a horny 43 year old when I was a mere lad. Carol was separated from the old man but she still had desires. Another story for another day. Anyway I like this woman’s facial features. Not too harsh, lightly made-up and the kind who Norman Bates would love to take home to meet his mother. Rating: “A++”.
2) PITS: I love shaved female armpits. Ant these are so hot I might have to run off in the middle of today’s lecture to have those Thai sisters minister to my carnal needs. However, I sacrifice and stay with my analysis. What’s not to love about the smooth, shaved woman’s pits? OMFG look at the symmetry of the taught Terea major and Coracobrachialis muscles. Spectacular and freakin’ awe inspiring. Imagine the sweet scent of her pheromones seeping out; finding their way up your nasal passage and smacking into your olfactory receptors. BOOM, went the beat of my heart. Rating: “A+++”.
3) BOOBS: Outstanding. And I mean that in 2 ways. One being their quality and the other their position in relation to the lady’s Décolletage. Wonderfully positioned. Firm, perfect sized and sporting nice aureoles and bud-like nipples. I’m gonna have to do a double/double today. Two Thais by morning and two Thais before beddy-bye. Even Paul Revere could only muster 2 if by sea. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: WOW! A perfect middle to a perfect body. Too bad I can examine her lower extremities. I bet her “pins” are a sight to behold and to be holding. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: A solid “A+++”.
Golly today’s session has worn me ragged. I might have to assume the passive position later and let the Thai babes do all the work. That’ll give me a chance to reflect on today’s wonder. However, this venture has given me another idea. I might just dial up DDP and see if we can mend our differences. The mental image of DDP’s naked body just flashed through my cerebral cortex and it sent a tingle south.
Remember: Next Wednesday is the 75th anniversary of the dastardly Nip’s attack on sovereign American soil. It’s a special day that most Snowflakes know nothing about and don’t have time to learn about in their busy life of fending off micro-aggressions and seeking “safe spaces”. But we few bad of ancient brothers must change that. Next week when you see a millennial yell: “Fuck the Nips and screw the Krauts”. They’ll probably think you’re hawking a new type of synthetic heroin.
Awww Toejam. I guess it’s been a while since you’ve seen any *real* breasts. Those look a bit like they’ve been bolted on. (The cleavage gap ratio is one giveaway.)
Anyway, glad to see you’re still kicking it. Miss you, old friend~
~XxxOoo
Show me those “A+++++” unequalled TITS, DDP!
DDP I’m with ya. How could Fake Tit Inspector Clouseau miss this two foot putt? They look about as natural as a plastic hula girl on a dashboard. Usually Toe and I are on opposite sides of this issue.
You do realize that the only reason her areolae fit your requirements is because they are puckered from the cold. If they were in a relaxed state you would be bitching about their size and saying they were too large. Same goes for Rayvet.
Denny,
Think her labia are puckered too? I’m into puckered labia. I like the tight fit.
Denny and Marty, you have my gratitude.
This one looks more like a swimsuit model than a porn girl.
That’s a man baby.
A bleached out Michelle (formerly known as Michael) O.?
Your codger masturbatory-reputation rests upon it.