Remember when United only used to break guitars?

This is a true story. The comments on this piece have been updated to reflect United’s latest fiasco. Examples:

2009: Throw guitar
2017: Throw human
2025: ?

Now they start to throw Asians.

In case you haven’t heard, United now breaks humans!

They even broke Hitler’s guitar!

The Dave Carroll video caused them to take a big stock hit. Nice to see their customer service hasn’t improved.