United is now offering both red eye and black eye flights!! From Rrddbb in the comments.

Can you believe anyone so fucking stupid as to physically haul a paying customer off a flight because you need room on the flight for a flight crew traveling to another airport? And doing it in this day and age when everyone has a cellphone and can and will record it? You couldn’t put the flight crew on another plane? What idiot made this decision? Geez! If you need the seats so badly keep raising the price for someone to take another flight. Someone will eventually rise to the occasion. Then, the tone deaf CEO of United makes a non-apology apology and then has to make an actual apology. Now everyone is laughing at United.

Fly the battered skies of United.

What kind of food does United serve? Take out Asian.

Freaking amazing! The dude is suing United and I hope he gets a lot of money. They deserve to pay for their stupidity and incredibly bad policies.

So for everyone involved, from the CEO, the the United staff at the airport, and the Chicago cop, here’s a collective award. You all earned it.