America is back! Finally we have a true leader who loves the country he is leading. Contrast this with Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. Trump did not apologize for America. He did not make excuses for Moslems. He told them to get their shit together. Did you see him bow to the Saudi King? Of course you didn’t! The president of the most powerful country in the world should bow to no one, especially an oil tick. In fact, a Saudi bowed to him. Melania did not wear a head scarf and the only people who gave her any crap about it were America hating liberals. The Saudis loved Ivanka. The only people who hate her are America hating liberals and the Fake News Media. But I repeat myself.

You are not supposed to fly directly from Saudi Arabia to Israel. You are supposed to make an intermediate stop somewhere. Guess what? Trump flew directly from Saudi Arabia to Israel. Jimmy crack corn and Trump doesn’t care.

Trump was the first sitting president to visit the Western Wall.

The American hating liberals gave Melania crap for covering her head when she and Trump met with the pope. Why did she do it with the pope and not in Saudi Arabia? Because she’s a Christian not a fucking Moslem you America hating assholes!

The Obumblers are in Italy. Didja see the pictures of them in Sienna? The gushing press, still trying to convince us that Moochelle is beautiful, described her top as “flirty”. I didn’t realize that flirty was a synonym for trashy. I’ll have to break out my Roget’s and check it out. That’s how black trash dresses to visit a cathedral in Italy. Contrast that with how Melania dressed to visit the pope. Thank the heavens that these people are no longer in the White House.

The Fake News Media will of course say Trump’s first trip was a failure, but it sure looks like a home run to me.

America is back!