Seeing those pictures of Moochelle yesterday in her “flirty” top reminds me of a joke. By the way, can you imagine either Melania or Ivanka dressed like that? They both have way too much class to dress like a fat-assed whore.

Two Indian women and Moochelle were talking. The first Indian woman sez, “I’m an Arapaho.” The second Indian woman sez, “I’m a Navaho.” They both look at Moochelle who sez, “I’se a Chicago ho.”

And that’s exactly what she looked like in Sienna yesterday: a fat-assed Chicago (or Atlanta) whore, and the UK Daily Mail gushed over her.

Meanwhile, the American Fake News Media is covering all of the important stuff like Trump getting two scoops of ice cream while the rest of his staff only gets one. Stop the presses! That’s grounds for impeachment right there.

And the biggest nesw story yesterday was The Flick Seen ‘Round the World. Didja hear about this one? Evidently, Trump reached for Melania’s hand in Israel and she flicked it away. The Fake News Media is covering this non-story as if it’s the end of the Trump marriage. I even saw on one site a slow motion video of Melania’s hand flick. And the Fake News Media wonders why the country’s opinion of it is at an all time low.