Nice pair those! I was once in love with a woman who was skinny
and as flat chested as Twiggy. She cut my heart out with a rusty
butterknife, but that is not the story. I am a lifelong friend of her
developmentally disabled brother. In fact 40 years later, he is my
roommate. Now, this once tiny 85-pound anorexic now weighs
about 160 pounds and her boobies are now hanging low.
I recently told My buddy that I still loved her and wanted to caress
and kiss her titties. So I got down on my knees, bent low with my
hands out doing caressing gestures and began doing the window
wiper thing while making kissing noises with my lips about 18″ off the
floor. We both got a good laugh out of it.
She is now batting for the other team so Nature has punished her enough!
As I told Toejam once, there is no such thing as bad pair of titties, but I
should have added only bad people.
The only ex-girlfriend I ever stayed friends with was slim with a small pair and was always self conscious about them. I always told her that I loved them, which I did, but it didn’t seem to help. I told her that when she was in her 60’s they would still be nice and perky. I was wrong. The last time I saw her (I only see her when I go to St. Louis which is now every two to three years) she had put on a lot of weight and has gone up at least a full cup size. Alas, they prolly sag now.
Age is creul handmaiden. Even we guys find our guts and nuts sagging low, and other things going limp. Here is a link to a song: I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore:
Only way to make that better would be if she was looking up.
…looking up at me from my lair!
Yum. Me! I think I would have to revive my motorboat technique.
I thought she had a tattoo of a magnifying glass on her boob . Then I moved my mouse , It was gone. Very nice
And they’re spectacular.
They’re real and they’re spectacular, and she could use some sausage.
It looks like she is saying…You should see the view from here!
Everett T., you have my thanks.
That photo reminds me of something I meant to do this morning.
Nice pair those! I was once in love with a woman who was skinny
and as flat chested as Twiggy. She cut my heart out with a rusty
butterknife, but that is not the story. I am a lifelong friend of her
developmentally disabled brother. In fact 40 years later, he is my
roommate. Now, this once tiny 85-pound anorexic now weighs
about 160 pounds and her boobies are now hanging low.
I recently told My buddy that I still loved her and wanted to caress
and kiss her titties. So I got down on my knees, bent low with my
hands out doing caressing gestures and began doing the window
wiper thing while making kissing noises with my lips about 18″ off the
floor. We both got a good laugh out of it.
She is now batting for the other team so Nature has punished her enough!
As I told Toejam once, there is no such thing as bad pair of titties, but I
should have added only bad people.
The only ex-girlfriend I ever stayed friends with was slim with a small pair and was always self conscious about them. I always told her that I loved them, which I did, but it didn’t seem to help. I told her that when she was in her 60’s they would still be nice and perky. I was wrong. The last time I saw her (I only see her when I go to St. Louis which is now every two to three years) she had put on a lot of weight and has gone up at least a full cup size. Alas, they prolly sag now.
Are you trying to shit people? Precisely why Sildenafil was invented: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/05/23/lil-asian-tight-puss/#comment-879778
Cracker followed really well with nobody – NOBODY – desires to fuck “bitchy bitter chicks.”
Age is creul handmaiden. Even we guys find our guts and nuts sagging low, and other things going limp. Here is a link to a song: I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
Ahhh. The mighty righty! Beautiful.
Hey Denny;
Very nice choice there