Remember That Time?

My buddy Pres sent me this.

And they’re investigating Trump for colluding with Russia? Both Clintons should be in jail for the rest of their lives. It’s a good thing the Clintons and Podesta have the Fake News Media on their side. But WTF is wrong with Republicans in Congress? Because they’re part of the corrupt establishment in DC. So they let the Dims get away with this stuff.

Comey Claus

Dimocrats are salivating. Tomorrow they hope Comey will deliver the goods on Trump. They’re like little kids on Christmas Eve awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus. Tomorrow Coney Claus will come and deliver a big bag of goodies and the Trump presidency will be done. Oh Boy!

Too bad for them that there is nothing there. Nothing! The Russia story was made up by Podesta on the night of the election as the excuse for Thunder Rodent Thighs losing. There will be no revelations by Comey. The Dimocrats will be just as disappointed tomorrow as we were last summer when he issued Crooked Cankles a Get Out of Jail Free card.

All Comey has for the Dimocrats is a sack of coal.