This one is from Russ P.

There was once a poor conductor. His job was to collect the fares from people riding the train. This was many years ago and the fare was a nickel. And every day he would walk the length of the train collecting the fares from the travelers.
He then met a beautiful woman that he wanted to marry. But he was a poor conductor and really couldn’t afford a wife. As he thought about it he decided to pocket every fifth nickel to help out. So it was that for a while he was taking every fifth nickel to help pay for his home and food.

Now as things like this progress his wife became pregnant. This threw our poor conductor into a tizzy. How could he afford to support a baby. His solution was to take an additional nickel so that he was taking two nickels out of every five. Things went along ok for a while but his wife became pregnant again. So our poor conductor decided to follow his pattern and now he was taking three nickels from every five.

At this point someone in management noticed that the revenues from the run were going down and after an investigation our poor conductor was arrested. He was tried in a court of law and found guilty of grand theft from the railroad. Now this was many years ago and the railroad held a great amount of power. They demanded his life for such an affront and giving in to the political pressure the judge sentenced our poor conductor to death.

The day of the execution came and the prison staff strapped him into the electric chair. At the appointed hour the warden give the order and the switch was thrown. Nothing happened. The prison staff checked to make sure that the connections were correct and the warden again give the order. The switch was thrown. Nothing happened. So a third time the staff checked to make sure that even the connections to the power lines were correct. Sure that all was in order the warden gave the order a third time. Again nothing happened. As the law at the time demanded our poor conductor was released having survived three attempts at execution. As he was leaving the prison the warden asked if he had any idea why he survived. The answer was “I guess I am just (more…)

Here’s some Iron Maiden another metal group with two lead guitarists.

Ana Vidovic again this time playing Asturias.

A bloack and white from Mike M. (more…)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sporting a big ol’ schadenboner. We finally gave the left a taste of its own medicine. I’m talking, of course, about this weeks’ asshole Kathy Griffin. She thought it would be funny to show a severed head of Donald Trump and now is acting like the victim because her career may be over. We can only hope. She claims that Trump “broke her”. Hey bitch, no one forced you to show a severed bloody head of Trump as if you were an ISIS terrorist. That was all on you and now you are paying the price.

I’m glad we on the right are finally using the left’s tactics against them. Here in Georgia we had a Gwinnett County commissioner call racist pig John Lewis a racist pig for not attending Trump’s inauguration. Of course the SJWs were up in arms and tried to destroy him like they do to all people who express views contrary to their own. They tried to get him fired from his job. They’ve initiated an ethics complaint against him. What he did paled in comparison to what Griffin did. Remember the rodeo clown in Missouri who wore an Obungler mask in the arena? The SJWs forced him to go to sensitivity training. Do you think Griffin is gonna have to go to sensitivity training? Nope. Trump is a Republican. Republicans are fair game.

Remember when the left fantasized over an assassination of Bush 43? There have already been many on the left calling for the death of Trump. So Griffin was just playing out the left’s fantasies. After all, no one on the left has gotten in trouble for this before. Why her? Maybe because we are fed up with the antics of the SJWs on the left. Can you imagine the uproar if a conservative comedian had lifted a bloody head of Obumbler. The SJWs would have called for him to be imprisoned.

It did my heart good to hear snippets of Griffin crying at her press conference today. Did anyone on the left care about Barron Trump crying when he saw a picture of his father’s severed head? So cry away bitch. You are getting everything you deserve. In fact, you are getting off easy compared to what would happen to someone on the right holding up a severed head of Oblunder. I sincerely hope your career is over and I also hope that this is just the first of many leftist scalps that we on the right collect. It’s time for us to quit being nice and allowing all of this bullshit from the SJWs on the left.

But cheer up Kathy. You did get an AOTW Award.

Another night of no sleep. The pain started right before I went to bed. After an hour, I took another 5 milligrams of methadone. No help. After another hour I took a hydrocodone thus guaranteeing I wouldn’t sleep but at least I hoped the pain would go away. It didn’t. I was up all night. Finally around 10:00 AM after I had eaten breakfast, read the paper, and done the SUDOKU the bad pain abated and I fell into a fitful sleep most of the day.

I get these pain episodes on top of my usual pain about four to six times a year. I have had three of them over the last two weeks. I don’t know what triggers them and nothing seems to work until they play themselves out. They usually only last twelve to twenty-four hours. Twelve to Twenty-four hours of pure misery.

On the upside, Trump pulled out of the Paris Accords (Yay!) and liberal heads are exploding (Yay!). These idiots think that man controls the weather. Nope. Look up in the sky. See that big yellow ball? That is what controls the weather. Six hundred years ago the planet was warmer than it is now. At that time Greenland was actually green. That is how it got its name. It was self-sufficient. Was the world a worse place back then? Nope. Were there a lot of SUVs and coal fired power plants back then? Nope. Then, the Little Ice Age hit. Greenland was no longer self-sufficient. The climate in Vineland (the part of North America the Vikings visited) was no longer benevolent.

Back in the 70’s the big worry was global cooling as the squawking class thought we were headed into another ice age. All of the climate models showed it. Now, we’re heating up. Except we are not. That’s why they had to change the name from global warming to climate change. AGW is just a scam to cripple capitalist economies and to scam them into giving money to Third World countries. Of course, that money won’t go to the countries but to their corrupt rulers. The real science deniers are the AGW crowd who won’t release their raw climate data and refuse to subject it to rigorous scientific testing.

A volcano spews more CO2 into the atmosphere than man does. And where does this bullshit that CO2 is bad comes from? It is an essential gas for life on this planet. No CO2, no plants. Do these people hate trees and agriculture?

And the AGW crowd keeps telling us that there will be more and more bad storms. How have the last few hurricane seasons been? Been pretty clam down there in the Caribbean.

Wasn’t palnning on posting anything except my pain pity party, but Trump exiting the Paris Accords put me in a really good mood. MAGA!

From quiller.