Monday Pun 7-3-2017

This one is from Will J.

Wow!!!!!!!! Only in my city!
You will not believe what happened this morning…
I pulled in to the gas station to get gas and a drink.
When I was walking in to pay, and noticed this
police officer watching a woman who was smoking
while pumping gas.
I saw her & thought, “Is this lady stupid or crazy?!!
With the officer right there too?”
Anyway, I went inside and got my coffee.
As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..
I looked out the door & the woman’s arm was on fire!
She was swinging it, and running around going crazy!
I ran outside & the police officer had put her on the ground
& was putting the fire out with his coffee!!
Then he put handcuffs on her & threw her in the cop car..
I was thinking “what kind of person smokes near a gas pump?”
But being the nosy person that I am, I asked the police officer
what he was arresting her for..
He looked me square in the eyes & said …

“Brandishing a firearm.”

7 comments on “Monday Pun 7-3-2017

  1. In the early 80’s some dipshit used a disposable lighter to prop the handle of the pump while he went in so buy something. Sure enough, when the tank was full and the handle did the kickback it sparked the lighter and set the whole place on fire.

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