Every Monday, the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation, runs a column on education written by Maureen Downey. Downey is a lib so naturally the columns are usually full of crap. The only reason I read the column this time was because it was about the good news that schools were resegregating. Of course that’s not good news for Maureen because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). She wrote the following paragraph.

Yes, parents endorse diversity in principle, but not enough to pester the school board or push for rezoning to achieve racial balance. The research on diverse schools suggests advantages accrue to all students, including less prejudice and stereotyping and higher levels of cultural competence. Minority students show improved academic performance, often because integrated schools provide more resources and opportunities.

Talk about a big ol’ pile of cow turds. I’m sorry, I don’t give a rat’s ass about “cultural competence” whatever that is. I do care about academic performance. Someone explain to me why sitting next to a brown or a black kid is gonna improve the performance of the white kids. The brown kid speaks Spanish and the black kid speaks Ebonics. The black and brown kids slow down the class. Maybe it helps the white kids learn better by having the teacher have to explain stuff to the brown and black kids many times thus driving it into the heads of the white kids providing they are able to stay awake.

When I went to school, they used tracking. They grouped the smart kids together, the average kids together, and the stupid kids together. That way, you didn’t have one stupid kid holding the entire class up. Of course that’s against the law of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)

Liberals believe in magic as in magic dirt which exists in America. This magic dirt allows some low IQ Somali who believes in a 7th Century death cult and worships a moon god to automatically become a productive American simply by moving here. Magic dirt. This is also the philosophy that sez you can move feral blacks to white neighborhoods and they will magically become law abiding members of the middle class. We saw how well that worked in Ferguson Missouri when blacks moved from the inner city to Ferguson and gave us upstanding citizens like St. Michael of Swisher Sweets and burned businesses to the ground. Now these same people who rioted and burned the businesses complain because there are no businesses there. There is no magic dirt.

Likewise, there is no magic involved in putting dumb blacks and browns among whites and expecting the intelligence to magically migrate to the dumb blacks and browns because of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) and multiculturalism are two of the biggest scams that liberals have given us. You want to see Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) in action? Look at the Balkans.

There is no magic dirt that will make Moslems good Americans. Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) will not make students perform better academically. In fact, it has just the opposite effect.

And that is my racist post for today.

Sicko Pastis is at it again.

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Dust’s first album is one of those rare albums where almost every song is a good one. It’s like Montrose’s first album, Boston’s first album, and Cactus’s second album. Here’s another song from their first album.

Check out the drumming. When Bell joined the Ramones as Marky Ramone he said he really simplified his drumming. Here’s a good interview with him.

It’s a shame Richie Wise decided he’d rather be a producer than a singer/guitar player and the band broke up. As Marky said Wise produced the first two Kiss albums.

More from Chaconne Kaverenga. Last week it was the Allegro from Bach’s Violin Sonata #2. This week it’s the Grave from the same Sonata.

Not large but well formed. (more…)

The assholiness is long and deep. Didja hear about this guy?

A Seattle, Wash., councilman implied that a new effort to clean excrement off the side walk outside the local courthouse could be racist Tuesday.

The crime and smell of urine and excrement have gotten so bad outside a King County courthouse that two judges are scrambling to find ways to fix the situation, reports the Seattle Times.

King County councilmember Larry Gossett isn’t a fan of one solution to power wash the feces from the sidewalks to tamp down on the smell. Power washing the sidewalks is too reminiscent of civil rights activists being hosed down, he said.

Name that race. Just another member of the perpetually aggrieved Negros.

Here in Atlanta, the mayor, Kasim Reed is spending $200K for a rainbow crosswalks for the LGBTUVWXYX assholes. Meanwhile, potholes need to be filled in. I suggest they use members of the LGBTUVWXYZ. I wonder if he’s gonna change the lights from Walk/Don’t Walk to Prance/Don’t Prance. Yep! The country is going bat shit crazy.

Of course we have all the liberals who are advocating Trump’s impeachment. Many of them think that if he is impeached and thrown out of office, Crooked Cankles will become president. Yep! They are that dumb.

But this week’s winner is Scott Hamann a Maine state representative.

A Maine state representative is being chastised for comments he made on Facebook Tuesday night suggesting that if President Trump got within 10 feet of him, he would be a “half-term president.”

State Representative Scott Hamann, a Democrat from South Portland, made the comment during a public Facebook exchange with someone he said is a longtime friend with whom he has “sarcastic” banter.

Maine Republican Party Chairwoman Demi Kouzounas called the remarks “unhinged and dangerous.”

Ya think?

Hamann, 36, later deleted the Facebook comment and released a statement saying his words were “inappropriate.”

Let’s compare this to the Gwinnett County councilman who called John Lewis a racist pig. The wrath of the SJWs descended on him. They tried to get him fired from his job and are trying to get him kicked off the Gwinnett County Council. This asshole threatened the president of the United States and his words were “inappropriate”? They’re threats. This is time for the Secret Service to pay him a visit. He should definitely lose his seat in the Maine legislature. But, remember, he’s a Dimocrat and the rules are different for them. He will get a slap on the wrist and that will be the end of that. Oh, and he’ll also get an award. Here it is.

Ron is saying what I would like to write but somehow can’t. Big ol’ case of writer’s block here at GOC Central. One of the reasons I almost gave up blogging.

Ron on.

Great mornin. MAHvelous day brewin out there. Air muggy, but clear . . . temp still tolerable, a tad under 80 . . . stars shinin, big moon ‘bout 2 days past full lightin up a classic sea battle out in the Gulf.

Two massive tall ships, ominous, under full sail, splendidly lit by the bright moon, engaged in a standoff . . . like classic galleons, man o’ war type ships of the line . . . exchanging broadsides and fusillades at the extreme range of their smooth bores.

As Monsterdawg & I turned west along the highway, I fully expected to see Cap’n Hornblower waving his cutlass urging his crews to aim for their bow while Calico Jack bared his chest and invited the Brits to send him their worst, his brigand cutthroats loading and firing in their turn.

Brilliant flashes lighting up the southern sky with unseen unheard missiles flying off into a watery oblivion, neither side bringing damage to the other. No sound . . . too far distant . . . but easy to imagine the shouts, the curses, the exhortations, the “Aarrrrgghhs.”

Good stuff. And even better yet, the BLM (Brown Lunch Mass) exited my lower GI canal last evening . . . good riddance! Would that ‘twere so easy to rid the media of their namesake. And just to satisfy my curiosity, I’m gonna eat some more o’ them brownies this mornin . . . but think I’ll forgo the onions & horseradish.

Not gonna turn on the news for a while . . . don’t wanna get CNNd (that’s a verb now, y’know), and especially don’t wanna hear ANYthing McStain might have to say . . . about ANYthing. He’s so blithely annoying and effortlessly useless, like unswept Styrofoam cups in a storm drain.

The guy never grew up . . . still acts like a frat boy who cuts half his classes and then suddenly becomes a holy warrior for the latest and loudest post-grad political fad sweeping the campus. Willed his brain to science, but forgot to tell ‘em not to harvest it while he’s still breathin.

Obviously he was severely and permanently damaged somewhere along the line, either in the Hanoi Hilton or one of the numerous crashes of military planes he piloted. I think he picked up an incurable case of athlete’s head fungus in ‘Nam.

Here we are . . . a nation in critical condition economically with a crumbling infrastructure, irretrievably ruptured politically with the left and the right locked in eternal mortal combat . . . and all the media can even conSIDer is Russia! Russia! Russia!

And the GOP – for years saying “if only we had the House!” Then “if only we had the Senate!” And when Soetoro gave both of ‘em to ‘em, they lament, “If only we had the White House!” Well, assholes . . . you got all three, plus a 5-4 Scotus. WTF is the goddam problem!!!!

We’re being governed by the Bernie Madoffs of budgetary restraint . . . the Charlie Mansons of legislative credibility . . . the Ted Bundys of civic responsibility . . . the Rambos of political correctness . . . the Professor Irwin Coreys of common sense . . . and it’s all being reported by Dr. Strangelove, the Chief Editor of the Fake News Gazette.

Looks like the time has come to erect a gallows on the National Mall . . . just as a hint. And maybe a large pot of tar over an eternal flame with a stack of rails on one side and a tentful of feather pillows on the other.

Aahhh, hell with it. Time for a cuppa and a brownie. Who deserves it more than I do! Might go out and run a chain saw for a while this mornin before the heat builds up like an glowing iron cloak on my shoulders. I can imagine the stump is some guy in a suit whose name begins with McC (pick one) and the chunks are what’ll happen after the next mid-terms.

Ron off.

Thank you Ron for carrying this blog while I try to rediscover my writing chops.

After seventeen years, my old grill had to be retired. I finally had it hauled away on Monday along with the rest of the junk on my patio. I also ordered a new grill and it was delivered on Tuesday. It came in a box. Crap! I have to put it together. So, today, I got halfway through the assembly. Alas, I can’t lift the actual grill itself onto the frame. It sez it requires two people. I could attempt it and prolly get it onto my knees and then lift it onto the frame, but with my luck, I would prolly mess it up. So, my good buddy Wahoo is coming over on Saturday to finish the assembly and we’ll christen the grill with some nice thick juicy steaks and a good bottle of wine where we’ll toast the memory of his departed wife Jeanella.

Didja ever wonder what would happen if the dog caught the car? Now we know. After campaigning endlessly against Obummercare, the Republicans caught the car and they are screwed. They have three options.

Option #1 – The best option. Repeal it. That’s it. Oh but 22 million people will lose their health insurance. Boo freakin’ hoo. How many of those people didn’t want to buy health insurance but were forced to? The 22 million is a bogus number. How do I know? It comes from Dimocrats and the Fake News Media. Remember SJW Rule #1. SJWs always lie. Always. The gummint shouldn’t be involved in health insurance anyway. If the Dimocrats hadn’t blackmailed John Roberts, Obummercare would have been declared unconstitutional, which it obviously is. Obummercare was a solution in search of a problem. There was no healthcare crisis except for Dimocrats who wanted a big gummint program for a vote buying scheme. Do you really think the Republican base would be upset if Obummercare was repealed. The people who would be upset vote for Dimocrats.

Option #2 – The next best option. Let it fail. It’s in a death spiral now. Insurance companies are exiting the exchanges right and left. I believe it’s Delaware that’s fixin’ to lost its last insurance company in its exchange. Big insurance companies like Aetna are bailing. Same with Blue Cross/Blue Shield. Premiums are going through the roof. Dimocrats own this. They passed it with no Republican votes.

Option #3 – The worst option. Repeal and replace. The Republicans don’t have the votes for this and anything they pass will simply be a fix for Obummercare, especially if they have to negotiate with Dimocrats. Then when the inevitable failure happens, Dimocrats and the Fake News Media will blame the Republicans.

Remember, the Dimocrats’ ultimate goal is single payer gummint run health care which will be a disaster. “Fixing” Obummercare is simply another step in that direction. Anytime gummint gets involved in sumpin’ prices go up. Look at what has happened with college. The same thing is happening with health care. Gummint needs to strep aside and let the free market work. Let insurance companies sell across state lines. The only real problem that needed addressing was preexisting conditions and that could have been fixed without a massive gummint program.

All I know is that the Stupid Party will find some way to fuck this up, just like they always do.

This musical pun is from Jane Austen.