Have you ever rubbed your thumb and forefinger together and said to someone, “Here’s the smallest violin in the world playing My Heart Bleeds For You?” Guess what? Now you can actually play the smallest violin in the world. Charlie Delta sent me this.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Use it on Dimocrats when they complain about Trump.
CD? CD? You mean that guy is still around? Damn. I still have a shirt (Revolt) I bought from him that I wear regularly to piss off the local libs that come out here to the country to shop in our outlet mall. We’ve got the idiots thinking the prices here are “great”. They’re not really, just average. But a fool and his money are soon parted and these city slicker libs are dumb as a bag of rocks. And they HATE that shirt that CD designed.
Yep! CD is still alive and kicking. It’s been a while since I have seen him since we ended the Camp Blownstar blog meet. You must be talking about the big outlet center in Dawsonville right? I took my sister there a few years ago for her to buy some big name brand something. She said the price was considerably cheaper.
I press my two fingers together like that and say: “Do you know what this is?”
They almost always answer: “The worlds smallest violin…”
I say “No, that is 4000 pounds of compressed give-a-shit – just for you.”