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Saturday Boobage 9-30-2017
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Asshole Of The Week
Johnny McRINO acted up too late to make the cut lastt week and was in the running this week but he was beat out by the NFL. The NFL messed up bigly this past week from the commish to the owners to the coaches and to the players. Jerry Jones who in a viral email was reported to have said that any player who knelt would sit took a knee with his entire team. I knew the email was bullshit, just like the one about the Chief’s owner was bullshit.
What we have observed this week will be in marketing classes in the near future along with New Coke and Playboy’s decision to stop nudity in the magazine. You don’t piss off your customers.
As I said in an earlier post, the NFL could have quashed this last year when Colon Krapperdick started his antics and was aped by other black booger eatin’ moh-rons, but they were afraid of the blacks in the league. Now, the situation has spiraled out of control. Trump called them on it and they doubled down on their stupidity. Jones knelt with his team. Way to give your fans the finger Jerry. Did you forget that you are in Texas? Arthur Blank, the owner of the Falcons, and other owners locked arms with their players “in solidarity”. In solidarity of what? Telling the people who buy the tickets, watch the games on TV, and buy NFL merchandise to fuck off? You had a choice, you could pander to your black players and give the finger to the fans, or you could respect the fans and tell the black players to knock it off. Fines and suspensions would do wonders when the players felt it in their wallets. Now the NFL is feeling it in its wallet. How does if feel beauzeauz?
As for the kneegroes kneeling?
Blank became a billionaire with Home Depot. Did he suddenly forget all of his marketing expertise? Most of the other owners are businessmen. Did they suddenly forget that the customer is always right?
According to the news all the Packers stood for the national anthem Thursday night, but they locked arms, they didn’t stand with their hands on their heart. In other words, they’re still disrespecting the flag and the anthem. It’s funny listening to the semi-literate kneegro thugs saying they are not disrespecting the flag and the anthem. Then what are you doing? Half of them don’t even know.
Now, as ticket sales are declining and TVs are being turned off teams like the Steelers, who cowardly remained in the tunnel and the Denver Broncos say they will stand this week. Will they lock arms or will they respect the flag and the anthem? We’ll see. Or some of us will. Many others like me will not be watching.
You went full SJW NFL. Never go full SJW. You have seriously damaged your brand. Want some advice? Tell all of the players to stand respectfully with hands over their hearts. If they don’t, fine and suspend. You may even have to have some of your thugs cut ads apologizing for their reprehensible behavior. Or you could continue on the course that you are following. Pete Rozelle, Vince Lombardi, and Tom Landry are spinning in their graves. None of those three would have tolerated this bullshit.
Here’s your award.
Ticket Sales Decline
Ticket sales to NFL games have dropped 17.9%.
The National Football League is feeling the impact of the “Trump Effect.”
Ticket sales since he called on team owners to fire players who take a knee to protest the National Anthem have cratered.
The online ticket reseller TickPick told Secrets that sales have dropped 17.9 percent, far more than the usual Week Three fall.
From TickPick:
17.9 percent decrease in NFL orders this week compared to the previous week.
Last year the drop was 10.8 percent in orders on Monday & Tuesday following Week Three games.
“We have seen a massive decrease in NFL ticket purchases this past week in comparison to years past. Week 3 seems to usually have less ticket orders than week 2, but this year ticket purchases are down more than 7 percent from this time last year,” said TickPick’s Jack Slingland.
“While we can’t specify if this decrease is due to the president’s comments, player and owner protests, play on the field, or simply the continued division of consumer’s media attention, the conversation around the NFL this week has focused on the president’s comments as well as the players’ and owners’ reaction. As viewers continue to abandon their NFL Sunday habits, both the number of ticket sales and the purchase price of tickets will drop,” he told us.
I wonder what could have caused that?
Now let’s work on the sponsors. Anheuser Busch came out with a stupid statement about supporting the flag and also the right of semi-literate thugs to protest. By the way, most of these players don’t even know what they are protesting. It’s monkey see monkey do. It’s time for the fans to quit buying Anheuser Busch products. When those sales drop, and sales of other sponsors like Nike which has come out on the side of players, they and the NFL will take notice. You don’t piss off your fans. Nike is really stupid. Michael Jordan once said, “Republicans buy shoes as well.”
Irony
Isn’t it ironic that the semi-literate black thugs, who are supposedly protesting against police brutality, are the same people who beat up their wives and girlfriends? Ray Rice call your office. One of the reasons blacks have problems with cops is black attitude. If they didn’t break the law and give cops a hard time, there wouldn’t be a problem. Darren Wilson killed St. Michael of Swisher Sweets in self defense. Brown did not have his hands up. Remember, he had just robbed a convenience store. He was walking down the middle of the street. All he would have had to do was get out of the street when the cop told him too but he was a big dude and no one tells him what to do. Instead he attacked the cop and he’s dead, the now ex-cop’s life is ruined, and stupid black people are protesting. More blacks need to watch Chris Rock’s video.
Ron On The NFL
I’ve been waiting for Ron to weigh in on this topic. I put together excerpts from some emails he sent me.
Ron on.
Then the discussion switched to the NFL protesters. So I shut the thing off and came in here to read the news without the innuendo and sarcasm. First thing I ran into was some pissed-off retired Army guy who says they’re just a buncha “kneegers.” Reason I know that is that the blogger tagged the item with that printed word.
Then I found one ranting about the frequency of arrests of NFL players. And once again, as with so many other protests in this country these days, I don’t know what the hell they all want.
Ron off.
Neither do they. This is a case of monkey see monkey do. They claim it’s not about the flag or the anthem. If that’s so, why do they protest during the anthem. They have bought into the Black Lives Matter bullshit and the mythology of Michael Brown having his hands up and saying “Don’t shoot.” They don’t realize that more white people are killed by cops even though more black people commit violent crimes. Thirteen percent of the population and they commit over fifty percent of the crime.
Just a partial list of the criminals playing in the NFL. USA Today posted a list of NFL players arrested. Because they are professional athletes, they are treated differently and often just get slaps on the wrists. The NFL seldom disciplines them for being arrested.
Ron on.
Apparently like the libs, who believe that ousting DJT would usher in a socialist utopia with Hill and Bernie and Fauxcahontas in which everything is free, including abortion on demand, health care, education, housing, food, and of course weed, the NFL morons believe that if they make big enough nuisances of themselves, all white people’s wealth will be confiscated and given to poor blacks as reparations for something that happened 200 years ago.
Maybe they think that if all the white or Asian people in power positions were replaced by blacks, everything would be hunky-friggin-dory for the oppressed black millionaires in the various entertainment industries.
Yeah, right. Like in Detroit, or Zimbabwe, where the rich and powerful whites were chased out of town and replaced by blacks. I can just imagine a country run by Al Sharpton, Jemele Hill, Keith Boykin, and O.J. Simpson.
Oh, waitaminnit – we already HAD that, with Loretta Lynch, Eric Holder, Susan Rice, and Barry Soetoro. Worked out great, dinnit! Everybody MUCH happier now, and the national debt only doubled from $10T to $20T during that administration while the infrastructure was restored, the military was revitalized, education was reinvigorated, and the economy was re-energized.
In very short order, the monuments to Jefferson, Washington, and even Kennedy would be torn down. The flag would be replaced by a black field with a fist, and the faces on currency would be Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, Trayvon, Michael, LeBron, Aretha, and Kaepernick.
This all is traceable back to DingleBarry. When he was elected in 2008, race relations were MUCH better than they are now, and nobody was pulling down confederate statues or dissing the national anthem at sports events.
During his tenure, tho, race was the fallback on nearly every issue, more often than not, and always without any logical reason for it. Very few people burned down buildings or blocked streets in 2008 because the police were racist. Nobody was indiscriminately targeting police officers for assassination. Nobody made a big deal out of Confederate statues or wanted the Jefferson Memorial demolished because he owned slaves.
And nobody was suggesting that the “Star-Spangled Banner” is racist, that it shouldn’t be sung or honored by black athletes, or that the sports fans really want politics injected into ball games.
Kneegers. Yeah, I think that guy hit it spot on. Overhyped, pampered, ignorant, misled, overpaid assholes who drank the Kool-Aid and bought into the halfrican’s propaganda that it’s all white people’s fault, and once we get THEM on THEIR knees, everything will be great, just like in Kenya, or Somalia, or Egypt, or Chad, or . . . . . . .
Ron off.
I read somewhere that if you put whites on an island you get England, Asians on an island you get Japan, blacks on an island, you get Haiti.
Ron on.
And the more I thought about those ignorant black whiners complaining about something they refuse to hear the truth on, the 23rd Psalm popped into my head. Kept rewriting and editing it while the dogs did their thing, starting out with “Obama is my shepherd; I shall not starve.” Finally wound up with this edition by the time I came back in a few minutes ago:
The race is my purpose; I shall not stand.
It maketh me to kneel for gentle Michael: it remindeth me of Freddie.
It exciteth my blood: it leadeth me in the streets of destruction for Trayvon’s sake.
Yea, though I lurk in the valley of the shadow of debt, I will fear no cops, for Al art with me; his lies and his myths they comfort me.
Obama prepareth a banquet before me from the taxes of Whitey: he covereth my head with Holder; my weed fumeth sweetly.
Surely food stamps and welfare shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in subsidized housing forever.
Ron off.
Yep. Ya wanna talk about social inequality? Howza ’bout the trillions we have wasted trying to civilize blacks and elevate them into the middle class? How has that worked out? Has it made them stay in school and get an education? Has it made them quit having children they cannot afford? Has it made them quit rioting every time some worthless thug like St. Michael of Swisher Sweets or St. Trayvon of Skittles gets killed in self defense? Now they’re fixing to kill the golden goose by destroying the NFL.
The owners could have nipped this in the bud last year when Colon Krapperdick started his antics but they buried their heads in the sand and hoped it would go away when no team hired him this year. Now they are faced with a dilemma and they are handling it wrong. They are also in denial.
Kneel Before The Emperor
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love the #DailyMemeWars! Got it here.
Jerry Jones
Quit sending me all those emails about Jerry Jones saying that any player who knelt wouldn’t play. Turns out it was bullshit as I replied to everyone who sent it to me.
Sorry folks. The Cowboys are not “America’s team”.
Dear NFL
Dear NFL – After no one picked up Colon Krapperdick I thought you might have decided to put a stop to those ridiculous protests by the semi-literate thugs who are lucky to be paid millions of dollars to entertain us. I was wrong. You went full SJW. As Glenn Reynolds sez, “Never go full SJW.” See Missouri, University of. It went full SJW last year. As a result, enrollment is down. It’s so bad that it had to shut down many of its dormitories. Besides that, alumni donations are way down. It has had to lay off many people. Unfortunately, it prolly hasn’t closed its Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) department.
I didn’t watch a single football game last year until the playoffs and that was only because the Falcons were in them. I would not have watched the Super Bowl if the Falcons had not been in it. I decided to give you a chance this year. I was wrong. You have decided to spit in the faces of the fans. As I heard Rush Limbaugh say today that you had a choice between your employees and your customers and you chose your employees. Bad move.
And what was that bullshit that Goodell was peddling about the NFL not being divisive. What a load of crap. These protesters are divisive. These Negro thugs have decided to disrespect the flag and the country. Didja see what happened in England? They knelt for the anthem and stood for God Save the Queen. Fine dickheads, move to England.
There is no other country in the world where blacks have it better than the United States. Even our poor blacks live better than 90% of the people on the planet. And most of you Negro football players would be in jail, dead, or in a gang if it weren’t for football.
What’s really ironic, and Rush picked up on this as well, is that liberals have been trying for the last ten years to destroy football because it is too violent. Now, they have the commissioner, the owners, and the players helping them out. Dear Negro thugs, do you know the term “useful idiot”? That’s what you are.
The fans do not want to see Black Lives Matter demonstrations. They want to see controlled violence. Football is our version of the Roman gladiatorial games. Before a match the gladiators would say, “We who are about to die, salute you.” What do you think the Romans would do if some doofus gladiators would pull some shit and say, “Thracian lives matter”? They would be executed on the spot. We don’t have that option but what we can do is starve you of money. We can quit watching the games. We can quit building stadiums for the owners or giving them tax breaks. We can turn off the television on Sunday afternoon, Sunday night, Monday night, and Thursday night. Your ratings were down last season because of just one player, Colon Krapperdick. They’re down this season and you have doubled down by not controlling your semi-literate Negro players. The ratings are gonna continue to plummet.
Half of these booger eatin’ moh-rons don’t even know what the First Amendment is. Many of them couldn’t even read it.
You need to crack down on the players and enforce the rules. There is a rule that all players must stand for the national anthem. You can always get more players but you can’t get more fans. In every NFL camp this summer there were ninety players. The rosters were eventually cut down to fifty-three players on the active roster and ten on the practice squad. That leaves twenty-seven players who didn’t make the cut. For thirty-two teams than means almost nine hundred men who want to play. Fine the players who won’t stand and suspend them. If the players strike, do what you did last time: replacement players. Sure, the quality of the product will drop but after the semi-literate thugs don’t have the money to support their life styles, they’ll be begging to come back and stand for the national anthem. Krapperdick said that if a team picked him up, he would stand for the anthem this year. Too late dickhead. I sure hope your girlfriend is a good screw because she sure screwed up your career you pussy whipped asshole.
So, even though my Falcons are 3-0, I will not be watching any more games this season. I will not watch any games on Sunday, Monday, or Thursday. I’m done. I watch to be entertained. It’s an escape from politics. You let the SJWs take over and have pandered to your Negro players. Watch your ratings continue to drop and try to blame it on hurricanes or other crap. Judging from what I am seeing on the internet, I’m not the only person who feels this way. You are offending your fans and your fans won’t take it anymore.
Karma
At the football game in Detoilet yesterday, they had some black dude sing the national anthem. At the end of his rendition, he took a knee and raised his fist in the air. At the end of the game Detoilet’s winning touchdown was overturned on review and they lost the game. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



