So many assholes to choose from this week.

Celebrity chef Antony Bourdain said if he cooked for Trump he would poison him. JHFC! So much hatred on the left. I don’t remember anyone saying they would kill Clinton or Obungler but there was a lot of assassination porn about Bush 43 and so many liberals want to kill Trump. And we’re the haters? These people are disgusting!

Jennifer lawrence thinks Trump caused the hurricanes. Do you now have to be a blithering idiot to be a star in Hollywood? I’m so old I can remember when Hollywood was pro-America.

What about Miss Texas? Good Lord they have to politicize everything even the Miss America Pageant. She castigated Trump on his statement about Charlottesville. Listen honey, nothing would have happened if the Antifa thugs hadn’t shown up or after they did, if the cops had done their job but the mayor of Charlottesville wanted there to be a confrontation and told the cops to stand down. He’s as responsible for the death as the driver was. It was the Antifa thugs who were responsible for the violence. I guess your brains must be in your boobs.

I could also nominate the school teacher in Cherokee County Georgia who kicked the boys out of her class for wearing Make America Great Again t-shirts. She called that a neo-Nazi slogan. But that was two weeks ago and she has since been fired. I used to live in Cherokee County. It’s a very conservative area. She should have known better but she’s a liberal so what do you expect. Nice to see a liberal having to pay for her actions.

But one liberal who did not have to pay for her actions is this week’s winner of the prestigious Asshole of the Week Award. It is Jemele Hill of MSESPN. When conservatives on MSESPN espouse their beliefs, like Curt Schilling, they get fired. When liberals, especially protected species liberals like Jemele Hill espouse their beliefs, and demonstrate their racism, nothing happens. She called Trump a white supremacist who has surrounded himself with white supremacists. Did MSESPN fire her? Nope. Did MSESPN suspend her? Nope. MSESPN did send out a bullshit memo talking about tolerance and inclusiveness. Of course, the tolerance and inclusiveness does not include conservative white people who speak the truth. It only includes racist black people who can pretty much say anything they want to say.

By the way, Jemele, the white supremacists are the white members of the Dimocrat Party whom you support and the real Uncle Toms are the members of the Congressional Black Caucus. Blacks have been voting for these people for the last 50 years and they are still kept poor, uneducated and dependent upon the gummint. Blacks did better under Reagan and both Bushes than they did under Obungler and they will prolly do better under “white supremacist” Donald Trump, but you are too fucking stupid to realize that having been brainwashed by the white supremacists of the Dimocrat Party. You prolly don’t realize that the KKK was formed by Dimocrats or that the Republicans freed the slaves. The Dimocrats were the party of slavery, segregation, and Jim Crow. They have kept black people on the Dimocrat plantation with the help of the Uncle Toms of the CBC. You are ignorant, stupid, racist and an asshole. Here’s your award.

Bike-share program in Baltimore temporarily shut down due to theft. Raise your hands if you are surprised that this happened in majority black Baltimore.

The manufacturer of the $2.36 million Baltimore Bike Share system said his company has never experienced the level of theft that caused officials to announce a temporary shutdown of the program to allow additional locking devices to be installed to the bike docks.

The original locks on the bike stations were overwhelmed by thieves ripping the bicycles out at an unprecedented pace, said Alain Ayotte, CEO of Bewegen Technologies, the Canadian manufacturer.

Anyone with a brain knew that this system would be a failure. One thing blacks are really good at is stealing.

“We don’t have this issue anywhere else, not at this level,” Ayotte said Wednesday. “Our locking system is recognized [as] very, very up to industry standard, but due to the issues that occurred in Baltimore this summer, we did add additional security.”

The bike-share program launched last fall with 200 bicycles at 20 stations and was supposed to grow to 500 bicycles at 50 stations in the spring. Instead, it has suffered so many thefts and maintenance backups that most of the bicycles are out of service. The program will close Sunday and reopen Oct. 15.

And it will fail then.

Ayotte declined to describe in detail the original locks or the new ones, citing proprietary technology.

He confirmed that Bewegen will pay for the installment of the additional locks but would not disclose the cost, saying only that it was “substantial.”

Officials have repeatedly declined to share figures of exactly how many bicycles have been stolen.

The number of bikes stolen was “substantial” as well. This program will simply not work in majority black Baltimore.

The bicycles are outfitted with GPS technology, so the stolen or abandoned bikes were usually recovered. But thefts and other non-returns of the bicycles had become such an issue that two maintenance employees were devoted solely to bike recovery, officials said.

Thus upping the cost of this stupid program.

Bicycles are often damaged when they’re ripped out of their docks or ditched in an alley, which has contributed to the maintenance backlog that leaves about 100 bicycles at a time awaiting fixes.

The bikes cost $2 to rent for a 45-minute single trip or $15 for a monthly pass, which provides users an unlimited number of 45-minute rides for 30 days.

Or they cost nothing for the Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) discount users who “borrow” them for free. After all, they’re entitled because of Slavery® and they’re upset because of statues.

Ayotte said he understands monthly users being upset by the lack of service. City officials made the right move to shut down the system and regroup, he said.

Don’t they value Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)?

“We’ve had different challenges [in Baltimore] than other places, but the city is 100 percent behind the bike share system so we’ll make sure we’ll overcome these issues,” Ayotte said.

This only works in places where there are not many black people.

The Baltimore Department of Transportation apologized for misleading riders about the reasons for the lack of bicycles across the system. Users who complained about empty docks across the city were told for months that it was a “rebalancing issue.”

“Rebalancing issue”? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That brings back memories. IBM used that euphemism for layoffs when they called them “workload rebalancing”.

“Our intentions were not to confuse riders at all, but to make sure each station had a good supply of bikes on demand,” spokeswoman Adrienne Barnes said. “Unfortunate incidents hindered supply. Moving forward communication will be much clearer and direct.”

What they need to do is post guards at each station but that would be considered racist, just like identifying the looters during Harvey and Irma as black is considered racist. Liberals are saying that blacks need to loot to get food. I didn’t know that you could eat flat screen TVs and sneakers.