Three African members of the UCLA basketball team have been arrested in China for shoplifting. I’m sure they are wondering what all the fuss is about. They’ve prolly been doing this in the US for years and since they are Africans and athletes they have been getting away with it. There’s that race card they could always play. Much to their dismay, the Chinese don’t accept the race card. Visa? Yes. American Express? Yes. Race card? Nope. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m wondering how the media is gonna blame this on Trump? I guess they’ll blame him if he’s unable to get the Chinese to release these sticky-fingered basketball players. It’s not like they’re a Marine whom Obumbler left to rot in Mexico. These are fine upstanding African citizens who can dribble and dunk a basketball. Priorities.

Let ’em spend a year or two in a Chinese jail. It’s the right thing to do.

Update: Wow! That racist bigot Trump got them released! Of course, he’ll get no credit for it.

William T. sent me this video. I almost made it my Sunday Metal. Who knew Hitler was a rocker and an AC/DC fan?

This one is from Roman R. Alas, my friend Jeannella is no longer with us. Being from North Dakota and of Norwegian descent, she loved good Norwegian jokes. She would have loved this one.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

‘I’m sorry,’ he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, ‘but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo … (more…)