Feminist Confusion

As Flounder would say, “This is great!” We have another liberal who just went down the tubes. Charlie Rose has been accused by eight women of exposing himself and groping them and has been suspended by CBS and PBS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nov. 20– Eight women have come forward with allegations that longtime television host Charlie Rose exposed himself to them, groped their breasts, buttocks and genital areas and made sexually-charged phone calls over the course of more than 10 years.

In extensive interviews with the Washington Post, the women recounted how Rose made unwanted sexual advances while they worked or aspired to work on Rose’s namesake PBS show between the late 1990s and as recently as 2011.

Ranging in age from 21 to 37, five of the women spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of retaliation from the veteran TV host. The women’s allegations have striking similarities, describing how Rose alternated between anger and flattery.

Rose, 75, who also co-hosts “CBS This Morning” and contributes to “60 Minutes,” apologized for his “inappropriate behavior” but insisted he was under the impression that the incidents were consensual.

Of course they were.

Meanwhile, feminists, in order to go after Republican Roy Moore, have retroactively thrown BJ Clinton under the bus. Golly, we were wrong for supporting him and he really should have resigned. Right! Remember Gloria Steinem’s One Free Grope Rule. Another reason they’re attacking BJ is they hope that this will drive a stake through the heart of Thunder Rodent Thighs. The Dimocrats really don’t want her to run for president in 2020 and are trying to kill the Clinton Machine once and for all.

Anyhoo, feminists are now confused about Al Franken. Sure, he’s a dooshbag but he’s a Dimocrat. Dimocrats need that seat in the Senate. How can they go after Roy Moore for allegations of sumpin’ that occurred 40 years ago while turning a blind eye to what actually happened 11 years ago.

One of their arguments: Franken wasn’t in the Senate 11 years ago so this doesn’t count. Yep! That is one of their arguments.

Another argument: Franken is all for women’s issues so we really need his voice in the Senate. Sounds exactly like the argument they used for BJ back in the 90’s. He really cares about women so it’s OK for him to rape and assault them.

Hypocrisy thy name is feminist. Just imagine Feminists Gone Wild if Franken were a Republican.

Me? I’m enjoying the feminists twisting themselves into knots by supporting Franken just like they did BJ.

Monday Pun 11-20-2017

From Ron in Ohio and many other readers over the years with similar versions.

Finally! The American Medical Association’s Membership Has Voiced Their Opinions To Trump’s Revising Obama-Care. This is important medical information. As they say on TV; “Be sure to ask your doctor”.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”

While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

Orthopedic specialist didn’t think it had a leg to stand on.

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

However, the Radiologists said they could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

But, the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

As expected, the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists, giddy bunch as they are, thought the whole idea was a gas.

Those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

Bringing up the rear, it was the Proctologists who won out though, hoping for a clean wipe of it all they were all for leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!