Deer Hunting Question

From my friend Pres.

Looking forward to hunting season…but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck? I mean … maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female. I’m just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court does.

We no longer follow the Constitution. We are ruled by an out of control judiciary that has rendered it obsolete. They make stuff up out of nowhere and ram it down our throats. C’mon you cucks in the Senate, work harder at approving as many of Trump’s judicial nominees as you can before the next election since you seem bound and determined to lose Congress in 2018. You’re already trying to undermine the will of the citizens of Alabama and get a Dimocrat elected there. What’s the next Senate election you’re gonna fuck up?

13 comments on “Deer Hunting Question

  1. Heh, last thanksgiving I berated my lefty hippy hunter nephew* about ‘Imposing gender roles’ when he was talking about the buck he shot.

    *Odd duck: gun guy, hunter, nature hippy, obama voter. I get the impression he doesn’t think a lot of things through all that carefully.

    • Maybe the buck he shot had a nice ‘rack’ and truly was confused on what he was! But if I am in Pa. and get a buck more in likely the game warden will say that was an Ohio deer that self identified as a West Virginey deer and triple-fine me because I didn’t’ add up all the points of each state for a legal buck!

  2. The game warden no, he will not buy into any of that bullshit. The rest of this insane country will and is buying into this shit, Lock, Stock and Barrel. The insanity is truly something else and it looks like it will get much, much worse. I am sorry and sadden to witness this decay in this nation. Again Denny you nailed with this post.

  3. Might not work with the warden, but if the case ever got to court in Kommiefornia the guy’s probably be able to use that and get off. I think in this state, they want MAGA to stand for Make Americans Gay Assholes. May Trump appoint more Federal judges and justices than any President before him.

  4. I heard something on the radio, which may be open to debate, but the claim was that 77% of liberals now think that the sex of the baby isn’t determined at birth. They believe it is determined at some later time by the parents or the kid itself.

  5. Grassley evidently woke up and told Al Franken to shove his “blue slip” holdup of Minnesota Supreme Court Justice David Stras to the Eighth Circuit. Eat shit, Al Franken.

  6. “How many social workers does it take to change a light globe”?

    Only one – but the light bulb really has to want to change, you know.

  7. Well, here goes from a native Texan gal…we eat what we shoot…deer, cattle, goats, gators, etc. Only thing I ever shot at…and missed…was a rabid skunk. Thanks to my dad…a great shot…he nailed the skunk big time, and then I had to call in sick to my workplace so I could get the the dead skunk smell outa my my house by doing 18 loads of laundry and $290 worth of clothes dry cleaning, not to mention taking my so called guard dog to the grooming place for purification…kinda like our own gummint…

    • Okay, Jane Austen, please elucidate on where we can take our gummint for purification. I’m down with chippin’ in a few bucks.

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