Happy Thanksgiving one and all. I am really thankful that Trump is our president and not Crooked Cankles.

Ron on.

Ahh, well . . . . The North American Billary: a rapacious, ravenous, contagious, avaricious, and dangerous beast with an undetermined number of faces; two separate libidos, one calcified and the other malignant; two sets of independently operating legs, one wandering and the other cankled; split personality with matching sexual preferences; dysfunctional moral glands; and an insatiable lust for power.

The Billary is known for its long but highly selective memory,

Ron off.

It’s amazing all of the stuff the two smartest people in the world could not recall.

Ron on.

its complete absence of ethics, a highly developed sense of revenge, and an odd habit of herding its enemies under large wheeled vehicles.

While inhabiting the property at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in the late 1990s, the slick persona of the Billary defiled the image of the North American PotUS, rendering it incapable of honor, integrity, and trustworthiness for several years, with a severe relapse beginning in 2009.

Then about 10 years after the initial assault, the other half managed to single-handedly demolish any remnants of truth, loyalty, and personal accountability in the structure during that same period of relapse into deceit and treachery.

Following hard upon the impact of the cankled half of the Billary’s refusal to accept its own political mortality and have the decency to go off somewhere and ignominiously die, the decrepit slick half’s recent renaissance of ancient misdeeds at precisely the wrong moment in time remind me of Henry II’s lament perto Becket:

“Is there no one who can rid us of this meddlesome beast?”

Apparently no Democrats can get through to Cankles that she’s her own worst enemy and has NO chance of running again for high office . . . or even being relevant, for that matter.

Of course it could be that they’ve collectively decided to simply allow her to continue her delusional campaign of “Not My Fault” to ensure that by the time the 2020 presidential campaign hits high gear she will be politically deceased.

Weiner, Weinstein, Harvey, Spacey, Franken, Slick . . . a veritable Who’s Who of lewdness, lust, libido, and lechery. In the past, HilRod paid teams of detectives to unearth hearsay and produce rumor to shame women in Arkansas into accepting cash to keep their mouths shut about Slick’s licentious activities.

And for years now they’ve just co-existed as business partners in their nefarious and predatory “foundation,” maintaining a husband-wife relationship only where their white-privileged daughter and grandchildren are concerned.

So the question now is whether this latest set of allegations might be the coup de grace to her already critically injured media presence. I for one would read her obit, whether political or biological, with much satisfaction, even glee. Instead of running for president, perhaps she should be running for the border.

I mean, jeeeez, it must really suck to

Amass millions of very suspicious dollars

Hijack your political party

Get debate questions handed to you beforehand

Wipe out people who know where the bodies are buried

Destroy evidence of your illegal activities in government

Rig the vote counts in your favor

Steal the PotUS nomination

Finance a fake dossier on your opponent

Promise voters free everything

Sell your soul to Mephistopheles

and then lose the election to someone you say is incompetent to do the job you still think is rightfully yours because you have a vagina.

Yeah, I’d be pissed, too . . . if I had no morals, no ethics, no scruples, unlimited funds, and the media on my side and my spouse caused me to lose.

It’s over, Hillary. Slick can’t hurt you any more, ‘cause you’re a dead cow walking. Give it a rest. Give US a rest. Go crawl into your empty Absolut bottle and slip off into that “I used to BE somebody” dreamland with Huma and Valerie.

Ron off.

I have nothing to add.

“In short, basically the Democrat Party is a Duke lacrosse team that actually did it.” – Kurt Schlichter from his latest column.

Dontcha just love it that all of these dirtbags are Dimocrats? And just in case these allegations against Roy Moore are true, he was a Dimocrat at the time. What is it about Dimocrats that makes them such sleazebags? BJ Clinton. Ted Floater Kennedy. Al Franken. Now John Conyers has just been exposed for paying off some babe for sexual harassment.

Speaking of paying off women, what about this fund that has been paying off women who have been the victims of sexual harassment by congresscritters? I want to know which congresscritters have been involved. I also want to know why our taxpayer dollars have been used to pay off women to keep them quiet. This is outrageous! Let these dooshbags use their own money to silence women not taxpayer dollars. Of course, don’t expect Congress to hold hearings on this. Too many of their fellow members have been involved.

Rush Limbaugh has a theory about why these liberal men are all for women’s causes. It’s how they get laid. “Look at me. I care about women’s issues. Now take off your clothes bitch!”

What’s sad is how so many women have fallen for it. Look at how they supported BJ. Look at how they supported Thunder Rodent Thighs who enabled BJ’s abuse of women and then turned around and destroyed all of his victims and then told women that she was a feminist and supported them AND THE WOMEN FELL FOR IT. It’s times like these that I think giving women the vote was a mistake. Without women, BJ would not have been elected. Yes ladies, you elected a sexual predator and you almost elected the enabler of a sexual predator. Fortunately their were enough women who saw through the PIAP

Good news! Charlie Rose just got fired by CBS.

So who do you think the next exposed liberal sexual predator will be?

As Flounder would say, “This is great!” We have another liberal who just went down the tubes. Charlie Rose has been accused by eight women of exposing himself and groping them and has been suspended by CBS and PBS. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nov. 20– Eight women have come forward with allegations that longtime television host Charlie Rose exposed himself to them, groped their breasts, buttocks and genital areas and made sexually-charged phone calls over the course of more than 10 years.

In extensive interviews with the Washington Post, the women recounted how Rose made unwanted sexual advances while they worked or aspired to work on Rose’s namesake PBS show between the late 1990s and as recently as 2011.

Ranging in age from 21 to 37, five of the women spoke on condition of anonymity for fear of retaliation from the veteran TV host. The women’s allegations have striking similarities, describing how Rose alternated between anger and flattery.

Rose, 75, who also co-hosts “CBS This Morning” and contributes to “60 Minutes,” apologized for his “inappropriate behavior” but insisted he was under the impression that the incidents were consensual.

Of course they were.

Meanwhile, feminists, in order to go after Republican Roy Moore, have retroactively thrown BJ Clinton under the bus. Golly, we were wrong for supporting him and he really should have resigned. Right! Remember Gloria Steinem’s One Free Grope Rule. Another reason they’re attacking BJ is they hope that this will drive a stake through the heart of Thunder Rodent Thighs. The Dimocrats really don’t want her to run for president in 2020 and are trying to kill the Clinton Machine once and for all.

Anyhoo, feminists are now confused about Al Franken. Sure, he’s a dooshbag but he’s a Dimocrat. Dimocrats need that seat in the Senate. How can they go after Roy Moore for allegations of sumpin’ that occurred 40 years ago while turning a blind eye to what actually happened 11 years ago.

One of their arguments: Franken wasn’t in the Senate 11 years ago so this doesn’t count. Yep! That is one of their arguments.

Another argument: Franken is all for women’s issues so we really need his voice in the Senate. Sounds exactly like the argument they used for BJ back in the 90’s. He really cares about women so it’s OK for him to rape and assault them.

Hypocrisy thy name is feminist. Just imagine Feminists Gone Wild if Franken were a Republican.

Me? I’m enjoying the feminists twisting themselves into knots by supporting Franken just like they did BJ.

From Ron in Ohio and many other readers over the years with similar versions.

Finally! The American Medical Association’s Membership Has Voiced Their Opinions To Trump’s Revising Obama-Care. This is important medical information. As they say on TV; “Be sure to ask your doctor”.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”

While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

Orthopedic specialist didn’t think it had a leg to stand on.

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.

However, the Radiologists said they could see right through it.

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

But, the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.

As expected, the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists, giddy bunch as they are, thought the whole idea was a gas.

Those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

Bringing up the rear, it was the Proctologists who won out though, hoping for a clean wipe of it all they were all for leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

RIP Malcolm Young rhythm guitar player for the band AC/DC. His younger brother Angus Young always gets the spotlight since he’s the lead guitar player, but Malcolm was a solid player and backup singer. He’d been suffering for dementia for quite some time. Dead at 64.

We salute you Malcolm.

This one is from AlphaDelta.

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Double standards. We expect them from Dimocrats. After all, if it weren’t for double standards, Dimocrats wouldn’t have any standards at all. Now we find that Republicans, like Bitch McConnell and John McRINO have adopted Dimocrats’ double standards. The cucks have demanded that Roy Moore resign over allegations that he had improper behavior with women over 40 years ago. It’s funny that it has taken 40 years for these allegations to have surfaced when you consider how long he has been in the spotlight. Yet, here we have Al Franken, with pictorial proof of what he did and you don’t hear of those paragons of virtue, Bitch and McRINO calling for his resignation. Instead Bitch is calling for an ethics investigation. What’s to investigate?

Look at that scumbag, groping a sleeping woman’s breasts while leering at the camera. Oh yeah. Doesn’t he make a perfect senator? He does make a perfect Dimocrat senator in the mold of Ted Floater Kennedy or Chris Dodd who made a waitress sandwich with Floater. Ethics investigation my ass.

By the way we have some liberals justifying Franken’s behavior by saying Leeann Tweeden was a Playboy Playmate. That’s right. Blame the victim. First off, she was not a Playmate. She appeared nude in an issue of Playboy and displayed a nice rack. Even tho’ she was nude, all you saw was her awesome boobage. Second, that does not justify the dooshbag’s groping. Remember, these were the people outraged at Clarence Thomas allegedly talking dirty but were OK with BJ Clinton raping and sexually assaulting women. They were upset that Trump said he could do it, not that he did it, but were OK with BJ raping and assaulting women.

Bitch demanding Moore drop out of the Senate race while giving Franken a pass makes it even more clear that Bitch is behind the smear job on Moore. Bitch, McRINO, Schumer, et. al. are all swamp dwellers and will do anything to protect their fellow swamp dwellers, like Al Franken. I don’t know who’s the bigger asshole here, dooshbag hypocrite failed comic Franken or hypocrite Bitch. Just to show how bipartisan I am, I think I will let these two assholes share the award this week.

From my friend Pres.

Looking forward to hunting season…but I do have a question. If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn’t really a buck? I mean … maybe he’d always wanted to be a doe, but with no choice of his own he was born with the physical attributes of a male. And yet … on the inside he’d always known he was truly a female. I’m just wondering if I can get the game warden to buy that bullshit, because society and the Supreme Court does.

We no longer follow the Constitution. We are ruled by an out of control judiciary that has rendered it obsolete. They make stuff up out of nowhere and ram it down our throats. C’mon you cucks in the Senate, work harder at approving as many of Trump’s judicial nominees as you can before the next election since you seem bound and determined to lose Congress in 2018. You’re already trying to undermine the will of the citizens of Alabama and get a Dimocrat elected there. What’s the next Senate election you’re gonna fuck up?