Ronsday Epic Rant

Someone pissed in Ron’s cornflakes and sometimes that’s a good thing.

Ron on.

Boy . . . I gotta tell ya, the GOP has a deep-seated, chronic, and unshakable fear of success.

Forget that DJT has done more in 9 months to restore economic stability, trade equity, and prestige for the country than DingleBarry did in 8 years. Forget that the stock market has risen spectacularly since he was elected and investors are no longer afraid to put money into renovations and startups. Forget that food stamp use and unemployment figures are lower than they’ve been in 10 years.

Sessions is an indecisive pussy. McConnell is an outdated twerp. Schumer is a hypocritical obstructionist. McCain is a bitter fraud. Waters is a senile loon. Pelosi is a dead cow on the road to recovery. Ryan is . . . I don’t know what Ryan is, but other than a lotta talk about what’s good for the country from him when the cameras are on, I don’t see much positive coming out of his office.

Mueller is a DNC mole working to protect his buddy Comey. The IRS is bloated and corrupt. The CIA is rudderless and self-destructive. The FBI is just plain fubar. The Congress is hot-air snafu. The military is gender and discipline hosed. The Senate’s new motto is Make America Wait Again. Most of our “leaders” have adopted a “Save the Swamp” approach to bidness as yuzyull. Looks to me as if the only one actually doing anything in D.C. is DJT, and STILL he gets nothin but constant cold shoulder from GOPers, relentless vitriol from the media, and stubborn resistance from Dems.

Ron off.

Keep in mind that Ron was not a big fan of Trump during the primaries and the election.

Ron on.

The Democrat Party platform clearly is anti-white, anti-gun, anti-Bible, pro-marijuana, and pro-illegal-immigrants. The Republican party is clearly anti-success, anti-reform, anti-Trump, pro-innuendo, and pro-Swamp.

What I know for sure about Judge Roy Moore could be neatly inscribed in bold print on a fruit fly’s wing. Is he guilty of some really unsavory behavior? Oh, prob’ly .. . . 40 years ago. But is it really any different in light of what Ted Kennedy, the “Lion of the Senate,” or Barney Frank, the raging poofter, or Gerry Studds or Fred Richmond, all of whom won re-election after their sex scandals?

Or even Mel Reynolds, convicted of sexual assault but pardoned by Slick, the Rapist-in-Chief whose wife threw HIS accusers under the bus until it became politically expedient for her to say that ANY woman who claims she’s been sexually abused should be believed.

Go ahead and try to tell ME the attacks on Moore for unacceptable behavior FORTY YEARS AGO aren’t political. And Gloria Allred? Sheesh! I mean, I was pretty much done with Moore until she jumped on the bandwagon with her latest “victim” to join in the fray to keep him out of Congress. But as soon as she attacked him, I began to wonder about the credibility of the OTHER witnesses.

Ron off

Me too. This is a sign that this is 100% bullshit and the fact that Bitch McConnell and Johnny McRINO jumped the gun on this whole thing almost before any information came out is another tell. The GOPe would rather have a Dimocrat in this seat instead of a conservative. Remember Gloria Allred came out with a bunch of accusers of Herman Cain who disappeared right after he dropped out of the race.

Ron on.

Moore’s problem is not so much that he was a bit of a pervert when he was in his 30s, but that he’s not a swamp dweller or a Trumpist. Les entrenchistes fear him because he might not vote the way a Luther Strange might, so somebody dug up some old dirt on him to either put him back on the straight and narrow party path or get rid of him for who knows what real reason.

And now McConnell et al. are saying that he might still win the special election and be seated in the Senate, so they’re developing strategies for UNseating once he’s there, which would then throw it back to Governor Ivey to appoint another pro-tem replacement, which would obviously be a Republican.

But that brings up the situation for the Democrats, who just might NOT vote to oust Moore once he’s sworn in beCAUSE they know she would appoint a well-behaved Republican and would rather take their chances with a maverick who might spit out the bit and run with them on certain issues . . . or just to be characteristically obstructionist and vote against what Republicans want.

It’s the timing that pisses me off. That and the rampant bandwagoning of women coming out of the woodpile like trolls from the Black Forest to attack anything that stands up to pee. Hey, Weinstein’s an infected wad of diseased protoplasm, Weiner’s a sick pedophilic sexter, and Cosby was a Jekyll-and-Hyde America’s Dad and lewd ‘lude abuser.

Ron off.

It looks like they’re even ready to throw BJ under the bus if only to get rid of Crooked Cankles and the Clinton stench once and for all. Some feminists are coming forth and saying they made a mistake by defending BJ back in the 90’s.

Ron on.

O.K. I get it. Excoriate them. Pillory them. Castrate them. Let their victims do what they think is appropriate for their misbehavior. Hell, I’ve long been a proponent of immediate castration for forcible rape.

But do it and shut up about it. Don’t keep bringing it up as if no other events were happening in the world. Maybe we are a salacious society which salivates about smut and pants over prurience. But we don’t have to dwell on it when there ARE more important issues that need attention, such as tax reform, immigration reform, IRS reform, FBI reform, and military discipline reform.

Why is Bowe Bergdahl still suckin air, and possibly about to receive over a quarter-million bucks in back pay? Why is Hillary Rodham not in a federal penitentiary? And why the HELL is Colin Kaepernick on the cover of GQ as “Citizen of the Year”?

All I know is that we have abandoned dignity and shame in this country, except where violations of the political correctness mantra or allegations of perceived racism are involved. And if I could use every day with impunity on the assumption that it would be my last one, I can promise that a succession of days would play out in which each one had far fewer assholes than the one preceding it.

Ron off.

I fear we would run out of lampposts. We need to reintroduce tar and feathers.

Cucks Gotta Cuck

They sure do. The long knives are out for Judge Moore because the last thing Bitch McConnell and John McRINO want in the Senate is a real conservative. McRINO went on Twitter and tweeted the following.

The allegations against Roy Moore are deeply disturbing and disqualifying. He should immediately step aside and allow the people of Alabama to elect a candidate they can be proud of.

Sorry, I don’t know how to embed tweets. Anyway I retweeted it and said.

You should step aside so Arizona can elect a senator they can be proud of.

After all, he ran on repealing Obummercare and when he had the chance to do just that, he voted against it. He put his hatred of Trump ahead of his promise to his constituents. What a penishead!

Of course, Bitch McConnell was calling for Moore to drop out almost before any of the allegations had been made. It’s almost as if he knew they were coming. Maybe he was behind them. Then Mittens Romneycare had to chime in.

Innocent until proven guilty is for criminal convictions, not elections. I believe Leigh Corfman. Her account is too serious to ignore. Moore is unfit for office and should step aside.

So by that reasoning, when Horrible Harry alleged you paid no taxes, you should have dropped out of the presidential race. The last person we need to hear from is a loser like you Mittens. You lost a totally winnable election. Fuck! You!

Evan McMuffin said… Oh who gives a flying fig what that loser had to say.

All of the “Republicans” going after Judge Moore are the usual RINOs that you would expect. They are all denizens of the DC Swamp who don’t want Trump to drain the swamp because that would be the end of all of their goodies. I’m thinking these Moore allegations are pure bullshit and the speed of the response to it by cucks makes me even more sure that it’s a scam. Our RINOs are every bit as corrupt as the Dimocrats and their corruption is on display right now.

Meanwhile, I don’t hear any of these cucks calling for Senator Menendez (Crook, NJ) to resign. That’s because there ain’t a dimes worth of difference between them and him, especially with McRINO. Do you remember the Keating Five?

Update: I inadvertently left Ted Cruz out of this. Vox Day sez it best.

I hope Texas voters remember what a treacherous little Fake American weasel Ted Cruz is when he is next up for re-election. I still remember one of the best quotes from the entire presidential campaign season: “I saw a video of a Buddhist monk self-immolate, and Ted Cruz still did it better.”

I remember his disgusting performance at the Republican National Convention. He’s just another cuck calling for Moore to resign from the race.

What’s The Big Deal?

Three African members of the UCLA basketball team have been arrested in China for shoplifting. I’m sure they are wondering what all the fuss is about. They’ve prolly been doing this in the US for years and since they are Africans and athletes they have been getting away with it. There’s that race card they could always play. Much to their dismay, the Chinese don’t accept the race card. Visa? Yes. American Express? Yes. Race card? Nope. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m wondering how the media is gonna blame this on Trump? I guess they’ll blame him if he’s unable to get the Chinese to release these sticky-fingered basketball players. It’s not like they’re a Marine whom Obumbler left to rot in Mexico. These are fine upstanding African citizens who can dribble and dunk a basketball. Priorities.

Let ’em spend a year or two in a Chinese jail. It’s the right thing to do.

Update: Wow! That racist bigot Trump got them released! Of course, he’ll get no credit for it.

Monday Pun 11-13-2017

This one is from Roman R. Alas, my friend Jeannella is no longer with us. Being from North Dakota and of Norwegian descent, she loved good Norwegian jokes. She would have loved this one.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

‘I’m sorry,’ he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, ‘but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo … (more…)

Sunday Metal 11-12-2017

Not really metal but a hit by a garage band back in the 60’s, ? and the Mysterians. I remember when the Iredell County was in Guam, our homeport, in 1968 a bunch of us would go over to a beer bar near the drydock (25 cent beer!) and this song played on the jukebox over and over.