AOTW 11-3-2017

Well, well, well. What do we have here? The rats are bailing from the USS Queen Cankles. Liewatha, who claimed last year that the primary wasn’t rigged for Thunder Rodent Thighs now sez the primary was rigged. The biggest rat of all is Donna Brazile. She just wrote a book and in it she sez she was shocked (shocked I say!) that when she took over the DNC she found out that the primary was rigged and that Crooked Cankles had hijacked the finances of the DNC. She is really throwing Felonia von Pantsuit (thanks Kurt Schlichter for that name) under the bus. Like she didn’t know the primary was rigged. She fed the PIAP debate questions for the CNN debate. She’s neck deep in the corruption. I’m just wondering if sumpin’ big is about to happen and that’s why all the rats are bailing from the USS Queen Cankles.

Another asshole is the judge in the Bowe Bergdahl trial. He’s letting the sonuvabitch walk. All the deserter is getting is reduction in rank to private and a dishonorable discharge. For desertion. Time was, a deserter would be shot. Now a deserter gets to skate. WTF?

But the biggest asshole this week is Jeff Sessions. He just recused himself from the Uranium One scandal. WTF? Why is he the AG if he isn’t gonna do his job? If he’s gonna recuse himself from everything he may as well recuse himself from the office he holds since he’s not doing anything. Crimes were committed and he’s not gonna investigate them. What do the Dimocrats have on him? President Trump. it’s time to ask him to resign and replace him with an AG who will do the job. In the meantime, Sessions can add an Asshole of the Week Award to his resume.

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Papa Johns

Papa Johns Pizza sales are down. Hmmm. I wonder what’s causing that? Could it be that they are the official pizza of the NFL? The CEO, John Schnatter, blames the NFL.

Papa John’s International Inc. founder John Schnatter is going after NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, saying weak handling of the league’s national-anthem controversy has hammered sales of his pizza.

“The NFL has hurt us by not resolving the current debacle to the players’ and owners’ satisfaction,” Schnatter, who serves as the pizza chain’s chairman and chief executive officer, said on a conference call. “NFL leadership has hurt Papa John’s shareholders.”

It’s also hurt sales of Nike and Under Armor, but that’s self imposed, since both of those companies virtue signaled and came out on the side of the players. Turns out pissing off white people who love the country isn’t a good business model. Who knew? Certainly not the NFL owners and the league office.

The remarks follow a controversy over NFL football players protesting during the national anthem, a movement that started last season. The demonstrations have sparked calls for a boycott and raised concerns among league sponsors. But Schnatter’s comments mark the highest-profile example of an NFL partner publicly blaming the outcry for hurting business.

Isn’t it nice seeing patriotic Americans using boycotts? As Kurt Schlichter said, “The left is gonna hate the new rules.” Those rules include using the left’s tactics against them.

Goodell, whose contract is up for renewal, has taken flak for not resolving the controversy more quickly. The flap has even drawn tweets from President Donald Trump, who called for owners to fire or bench players who refuse to stand during “The Star-Spangled Banner.”

“Leadership starts at the top, and this is an example of poor leadership,” Schnatter said.

Ya think? Of course the owners are to blame as well. The sight of owners like Jerry Jones virtue signaling while kneeling with his players and Arthur Blank doing the same by locking arms with his players was not only disgusting but stupid. The NFL has become the WHPWPL

It’s hard to quantify the connection between the NFL and pizza sales, but Papa John’s did post disappointing results in the latest quarter. Its shares fell as much as 13 percent on Wednesday — the most in two years — after same-store sales missed analysts’ estimates. The Louisville, Kentucky-based company also trimmed its revenue and profit forecasts for the year.

The NFL declined to comment.

What would they say? The inmates have taken over the prison? Ooops! One owner did say that and had to backtrack because it pissed off the kneegroes since half of them have either been in prison or should be in prison. Maybe they should change the name to the Negro Felon League.

Schnatter has appeared frequently in advertisements during NFL games, including alongside star quarterback Peyton Manning, a franchisee of the chain’s restaurants in Colorado. Back in 2014, when Papa John’s posted a nearly 10 percent gain in North American same-store sales, the company credited its close relationship with the NFL and Manning for driving its business in the U.S.

On Wednesday, the tone was quite different. Papa John’s post-earnings conference call was dominated by negative talk of the NFL. The league’s name came up 44 times during the discussion, compared with 12 mentions in the year-earlier call.

The company wasn’t specific about the sales impact from the NFL protests, but indicated it was shifting some marketing spending away from the league.

The reports that it has quit advertising on NFL games is wrong but it has cut back dramatically.

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“This should have been nipped in the bud a year and a half ago,” Schnatter said on the call. “Like many sponsors, we’re in touch with the NFL. Once the issue is resolved, we’re optimistic the NFL’s best years are ahead.”

Yep! When Krapperdick started his BS, the league should have told him to stand or to go to the locker room and remove his uniform and go home. Suspend him without pay. It wasn’t as if he was the starting quarterback. Hit the other players as well. They also should have fined him for his pig socks that he wore at practice. Isn’t it amazing that the NFL can fine Kneegroes for dancing in the end zone but not for disrespecting the flag of the United States? Now Goodell and the owners are faced with a full scale Kneegro Rebellion and don’t know what to do. By ignoring the situation and then virtue signaling in response to Trump’s remarks they have made the situation worse. People are pissed. The boycott of the NFL and its sponsors is working.

Keep it up folks.

Ronsday – Hillary

Ron on.

Da – yum! It just never lets up. Watchin the news these days is like tryin to follow a re-run of a Stanley Kubrick movie spliced with MovieTone News clips from the 60s and dubbed in whatever the hell they speak in Kyrgyzstan with a lisp and bad teeth, all while trying to survive a monster hangover.

CNN just won’t let it go. They GOTTA find slime on Trump and his campaign committee, even it it’s not there. Is there ANYbody in the entire world population who doesn’t know that the “Trump Dossier” is a fake set up by the Russians and paid for by the DNC and the Clinton Campaign?

And does ANYbody on the friggin planet believe for two consecutive heartbeats that Comey is NOT a weasel who abandoned all ethics and Mueller is no more trustworthy than Slick himself where the Uranium One imbroglio is concerned?

And I double-dog DARE anybody to find me even the tiniest shred of proof that Loretta and Slick discussed nothing other than grandchildren or golf or canasta Toll-House cookies or the weather in Palma de Mallorca during that tarmac tete-a-tete.

I wonder how you say “Sheeeesh!” in Kyrgyzstan. Prob’ly with dry phlegm and a full glottal stop after a digitally augmented bilabial trill.

Hillary Rodham. Man, if anybody ever deserved a dry-phlegm, full-glottal-stop, bilabial finger trill it’s she. Trump put it perfectly last week when he said, “Yes, Hillary . . . PLEASE run in 2020.” She just can’t seem to shut the hell up. As I said when she ran against Soetoro, she can’t recognize her own worst enemy . . . herself.

Looks to me as if she’s subconsciously succumbing to whatever shred of decency remains in her rotten soul and setting herself up as scapegoat for it all – Uranium One, Trump Dossier, electoral college loss, Benghazi, ISIS . . . . the lot.

Here’s the problem in a nutshell: The Demoncraps aren’t the slightest bit interested in doing what’s best for the nation, unless of course it happens to dovetail with their master game plan, which is seizure and control, in perpetuity, of total power. And one thing they simply canNOT allow is for the Obama legacy to become eroded and tarnished.

A quick look at what’s been going on recently, tho, demonstrates that that’s precisely the reality – DingleBarry’s entire tenure is being unmasked as corrupt, racist, greedy, and inept. His signature legislation, the ACA, is in its economic death throes, so Dems in Congress are scurrying to scuttle any attempt by GOPers to deep-six it.

Add to that the fact that the racial divide and anti-cop violence is worse than it’s been since the 60s. Throw in responsibility for the collapse of Iraq, the birth of ISIS, the chaos in Libya, the doubling of the debt, and most recently the IRS settling lawsuits for several millions of dollars for their targeting of conservative groups.

Scandal-free administration my country-boy butt. If BO has a legacy, it’s malfeasance, profligacy, and disunity. So, the DNC simply can’t have the Uranium One fiasco tied to him with mid-terms coming up.

How are they gonna avoid further disintegration of their Magic Negro’s Marxist “Yes, We Can” gift to the world? Simple, and typical: Scapegoatism. Throw Hillary to the dogs.

I was watching a crime drama recently, either a Bones or a Columbo, in which a character made the observation that in chess sometimes it becomes necessary to sacrifice a king to save your queen. In this case, tho, it’ll be sacrificing the queen to save the king’s legacy, as well as their own future.

A coupla days ago, Panetta, a key player in the Soetoro regime, said that it’s time to dig into the Clinton Campaign’s dealings with Fusion GPS. Wow! Handwriting on the wall much? The ultimate “Oh, look! A squirrel.”

The seemingly interminable probe into Russian meddling with the election is beginning to backfire on Dems and throwing some very old and rotten egg in their faces. Hillary is non-electable, even moreso now than a year ago.

The people AND the press are tired of her pointing fingers and shifting blame and whining about the VRWC, so getting even the ultra-loyal ClintonNewsNetwork to pull the chain and flush her wouldn’t take much of a shove.

By nature, Perez is a creep and Podesta is a crook. Hell, they even look somewhat like brothers. But that doesn’t make them stupid, merely devious and corrupt. They understand when it’s time to cut losses and let the Godmother of Gripe sleep with the fishes.

They don’t have to look any further than their target, Hillary, for hints on how to do that. Billary have been doing that for decades. She is dead meat, just clutchin her illicit millions and gender loyalty for life support.

Time to rid themselves of the e-mail scandal, the Benghazi embarrassment, the Pay-to-Play uranium deal, the rank hypocrisy, and the Trump Dossier snafu and distract the sheeple while they do some two-a-days to get viable candidates in shape for mid-term conference finals and the 2020 SuperBowl.

There is that one little thing, tho . . . that trail of corpses who got in the way of the Clinton machine. Think they can avoid the Suicide Express?

Ron off.

Wouldn’t it be ironic for Thunder Rodent Thighs to die mysteriously? A bit of Arkancide on Crooked Cankles. How sweet that would be. And BJ is overdue for a massive heart attack.