Ron on.

Da – yum! It just never lets up. Watchin the news these days is like tryin to follow a re-run of a Stanley Kubrick movie spliced with MovieTone News clips from the 60s and dubbed in whatever the hell they speak in Kyrgyzstan with a lisp and bad teeth, all while trying to survive a monster hangover.

CNN just won’t let it go. They GOTTA find slime on Trump and his campaign committee, even it it’s not there. Is there ANYbody in the entire world population who doesn’t know that the “Trump Dossier” is a fake set up by the Russians and paid for by the DNC and the Clinton Campaign?

And does ANYbody on the friggin planet believe for two consecutive heartbeats that Comey is NOT a weasel who abandoned all ethics and Mueller is no more trustworthy than Slick himself where the Uranium One imbroglio is concerned?

And I double-dog DARE anybody to find me even the tiniest shred of proof that Loretta and Slick discussed nothing other than grandchildren or golf or canasta Toll-House cookies or the weather in Palma de Mallorca during that tarmac tete-a-tete.

I wonder how you say “Sheeeesh!” in Kyrgyzstan. Prob’ly with dry phlegm and a full glottal stop after a digitally augmented bilabial trill.

Hillary Rodham. Man, if anybody ever deserved a dry-phlegm, full-glottal-stop, bilabial finger trill it’s she. Trump put it perfectly last week when he said, “Yes, Hillary . . . PLEASE run in 2020.” She just can’t seem to shut the hell up. As I said when she ran against Soetoro, she can’t recognize her own worst enemy . . . herself.

Looks to me as if she’s subconsciously succumbing to whatever shred of decency remains in her rotten soul and setting herself up as scapegoat for it all – Uranium One, Trump Dossier, electoral college loss, Benghazi, ISIS . . . . the lot.

Here’s the problem in a nutshell: The Demoncraps aren’t the slightest bit interested in doing what’s best for the nation, unless of course it happens to dovetail with their master game plan, which is seizure and control, in perpetuity, of total power. And one thing they simply canNOT allow is for the Obama legacy to become eroded and tarnished.

A quick look at what’s been going on recently, tho, demonstrates that that’s precisely the reality – DingleBarry’s entire tenure is being unmasked as corrupt, racist, greedy, and inept. His signature legislation, the ACA, is in its economic death throes, so Dems in Congress are scurrying to scuttle any attempt by GOPers to deep-six it.

Add to that the fact that the racial divide and anti-cop violence is worse than it’s been since the 60s. Throw in responsibility for the collapse of Iraq, the birth of ISIS, the chaos in Libya, the doubling of the debt, and most recently the IRS settling lawsuits for several millions of dollars for their targeting of conservative groups.

Scandal-free administration my country-boy butt. If BO has a legacy, it’s malfeasance, profligacy, and disunity. So, the DNC simply can’t have the Uranium One fiasco tied to him with mid-terms coming up.

How are they gonna avoid further disintegration of their Magic Negro’s Marxist “Yes, We Can” gift to the world? Simple, and typical: Scapegoatism. Throw Hillary to the dogs.

I was watching a crime drama recently, either a Bones or a Columbo, in which a character made the observation that in chess sometimes it becomes necessary to sacrifice a king to save your queen. In this case, tho, it’ll be sacrificing the queen to save the king’s legacy, as well as their own future.

A coupla days ago, Panetta, a key player in the Soetoro regime, said that it’s time to dig into the Clinton Campaign’s dealings with Fusion GPS. Wow! Handwriting on the wall much? The ultimate “Oh, look! A squirrel.”

The seemingly interminable probe into Russian meddling with the election is beginning to backfire on Dems and throwing some very old and rotten egg in their faces. Hillary is non-electable, even moreso now than a year ago.

The people AND the press are tired of her pointing fingers and shifting blame and whining about the VRWC, so getting even the ultra-loyal ClintonNewsNetwork to pull the chain and flush her wouldn’t take much of a shove.

By nature, Perez is a creep and Podesta is a crook. Hell, they even look somewhat like brothers. But that doesn’t make them stupid, merely devious and corrupt. They understand when it’s time to cut losses and let the Godmother of Gripe sleep with the fishes.

They don’t have to look any further than their target, Hillary, for hints on how to do that. Billary have been doing that for decades. She is dead meat, just clutchin her illicit millions and gender loyalty for life support.

Time to rid themselves of the e-mail scandal, the Benghazi embarrassment, the Pay-to-Play uranium deal, the rank hypocrisy, and the Trump Dossier snafu and distract the sheeple while they do some two-a-days to get viable candidates in shape for mid-term conference finals and the 2020 SuperBowl.

There is that one little thing, tho . . . that trail of corpses who got in the way of the Clinton machine. Think they can avoid the Suicide Express?

Ron off.

Wouldn’t it be ironic for Thunder Rodent Thighs to die mysteriously? A bit of Arkancide on Crooked Cankles. How sweet that would be. And BJ is overdue for a massive heart attack.