What’s The Big Deal?

Three African members of the UCLA basketball team have been arrested in China for shoplifting. I’m sure they are wondering what all the fuss is about. They’ve prolly been doing this in the US for years and since they are Africans and athletes they have been getting away with it. There’s that race card they could always play. Much to their dismay, the Chinese don’t accept the race card. Visa? Yes. American Express? Yes. Race card? Nope. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m wondering how the media is gonna blame this on Trump? I guess they’ll blame him if he’s unable to get the Chinese to release these sticky-fingered basketball players. It’s not like they’re a Marine whom Obumbler left to rot in Mexico. These are fine upstanding African citizens who can dribble and dunk a basketball. Priorities.

Let ’em spend a year or two in a Chinese jail. It’s the right thing to do.

Update: Wow! That racist bigot Trump got them released! Of course, he’ll get no credit for it.

15 comments on “What’s The Big Deal?

  1. “There’s that race card they could always play. Much to their dismay, the Chinese don’t accept the race card. Visa? Yes. American Express? Yes. Race card? Nope. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”!

    Brilliant!!! LMAO!!!

  2. A compromise is in order. Lil Kimmy likes black basket ball players, so China should arrange for them to make a jail break and scurry over the border to Dennis Rodman’s bestus bud.
    Or let them take a suitcase of opium to Barry’s old stomping grounds, Indonesia.

  3. “Three African members of the UCLA basketball team have been arrested in China for shoplifting.”

    Were they lifting top-shelf merchandise?

    • Pete, Louis Vuitton highbrow enough for you??

      I remember all the briefings I got before pulling liberty overseas. If this dumbass sailor can hear and remember not to do stupid shit, why can’t a skolar-athleek?

  4. I read that UCLA is at fault because they failed to train the athletes how to act in a foreign country. Like stealing is OK here but not in other countries? I was hoping they’d spend a year or two in the slammer eating rice. Trump is too nice. If he hadn’t stepped in, though, we could have traded Kappercuckoo for those three.

  5. I wonder if they will face any sanctions from UCLA when they get home. I’d say that causing an international incident should be grounds for expulsion, but what do I know, I went to college when there were rules about conduct.

  6. Thanks for the link, JC. I wonder why that never showed up in goggle searches , my Google fu must be weak.( athletes shoplifting, tsu, band shoplifting, etc….)

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