Global Warming

Holy crap it’s cold! I’m living in Georgia not Canada. Where is this cold weather coming from? I thought the planet was warming. We’re setting records for low temperatures all over the country.

Of course, the AGW crowd will say anecdotal evidence is no proof but these are the same guys who say that every high temperature in the summer is proof of global warming.

Remember the polar vortex a few years ago when we had all of those low temperatures? I said at the time that they would be blamed on global warming and sure enough this site’s pet liberal, Robin, said that it was because warming at the North Pole pushed all of the cold down into the lower latitudes.

Remember, if it gets too hot, it’s global warming. If it gets too cold, it’s global warming. If we have floods, it’s global warming. If we have drought, it’s global warming. Everything can be blamed on global warming. Trump’s election was prolly because of global warming. In that case, global warming was a good thing.

The earth is not warming and the seas are not rising. It’s all liberal bullshit.

15 comments on “Global Warming

  1. Ya can’t convince a Liberal that water is wet and they’re so stuck you can’t convince them that sub zero temps aren’t caused by SUV’s incandescent light bulbs and cow farts.

    Imagine being so conformed and programmed to believe the remedy to a fake problem is “just give Democrats all your money and freedom and they’ll control mother earths thermostat”

  2. Do not forget NASA/NOAA was found to be altering/falsifying sea temperature data to favor the leftwing climate change position & then found again not just altering data but reporting alleged temperature data at NOAA stations across the polar regions which existed in name only & did not have any instrumentation to measure or record temperature information……This means they just flat out created non existent documentation & lied.
    This is a group often referenced as indisputable information by Al the Goracle. I am shocked ,just plain shocked. BWAHAHAHAHA!

  3. Well, the South is getting their revenge.

    Bermuda has spun up a low pressure system and sent it northward. We’re getting a “nor’easter” tomorrow w/ 4″-8″ followed on Saturday with temperatures dipping down to -9°F.

    We’re expecting a bumper crop of frost heaves come spring.

  4. Ever noticed how the colder it gets, the lower the crime rate? Let’s see minus-10-actual, Fahrenheit, six feet of ice and 70-mile-an-hour winds in the cities.

  5. The GORACLE has spoken??????..He just said yesterday Extreme low temps & heavy snow is what you get with Global Warming.
    Funny in past years warm weather went North & pushed cold weather South . Now we have record low temps & snow in Alaska, polar bears are thriving & ice cover is growing, so what is causing the new ice age here?
    Is the GORACLE really this stupid or is it just the environmentalist liberals who feel guilty for being human beings?

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