This one is from Ron in Ohio.
There was an old gardener who absolutely refused to work without his favorite shovel. When a curious person wanted to know why, the old gardener answered; “It’s just a feeling of security,
I never heave loam without it.”
Bennet Cerf would be proud. 🙂
I feel dirty after that.
That gardener is just going to dig himself in deeper
Compost yourself!