From Ron in Ohio.
A woman was brought before a judge on domestic abuse charges. She was accused of assaulting her husband with his own guitars.
After hearing the charges the judge ask the prosecutor, “First offender?”
“No your honor, first was the Gibson, then came the Fender.”
Chinese man goes to an Eye Doctor. The doctor says, “You have a cataract. The Chinese man says, “No, I have Rinkin Continental.”
I think you’re stringin’ us along here.
Lots of dischordance with the couple. Maybe they will go solo after that treble. The judge is probably fingering out whether the wife could fret again, have another tone attack and flatten sharply any rebellion from the plucking player. Bet you a few gStrings are mixed in that bass story.
Claudia wins.
Ouch – that really struck a sour chord