All I can say is, “Wow!”

Ron in Ohio sent me some late St. Patrick’s Day Boobage.
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I guess I could give it to Kamala Harris for calling for the death of Trump. What is it with these Dimocrats calling for the deaths of Republican presidents? We saw this stuff back when Bush 43 was president. Hollywood even made a movie about his assassination. Can you imagine how the Fake News Media would have gone batshit crazy if a Republican politician had called for the death of Obungler? Mean-spirited.

But I’m gonna give it to Kellye Burke.

Four teenage girls were standing in line at Tiny’s Milk and Cookies in West University Place, a tiny municipality nestled within the Houston city limits. They were waiting to buy cookies for kids at their church. One of the teenaged-girls was wearing a Trump t-shirt that said, “Make America Great Again.”

While waiting, West U Councilwoman Kellye Burke walked up to them and screamed, “Grab em by the p*ssy girls!” They tried to laugh it off, but Burke kept on.

Again, she screamed expletives at the girls, who were then frightened. Burke then yelled “MAGA!” repeatedly while shaking her fist, according to one of the girl’s fathers, who accompanied them to the bakery.

The TDS is strong in this one..

The girls never responded and left without saying a word, one fearful this woman might hurt her.

None of them were aware Burke was a councilwoman until after the fact.

The families and the girls spoke to local news under the condition of anonymity for fear of retribution.

Burke was charged with a Class C misdemeanor for disorderly conduct. Burke apologized to one family. They accepted her apology.

These people always call us on the right mean-spirited but it always seems to be them that are the mean-spirited ones. What an asshole!

From one of my alert readers.

This story cracked me up.

MIAMI — A Florida Democratic National Committee member is resisting a chorus of resignation calls from African-American activists and party officials — including his own wife — after he referred to blacks as “colored people.”

DNC member John Parker, a Democratic state committee member from Duval County, told POLITICO he simply mangled the phrase “people of color” and that he didn’t mean to say “colored people” at a Jan. 22 party meeting at a Jacksonville restaurant.

Silly activists. There is actually no linguistic difference between “colored people” and “people of color”. None! They mean exactly the same. One uses the adjective “colored” and the other uses a prepositional phrase “of color” to describe “people”. Why is one OK and one isn’t? Because you people of color are booger eatin’ moh-rons who are looking to be offended by anything said, by anyone, at any place and at any time. Remember the ignorant Africans on the Washington DC city council who were offended by someone saying the budget was niggardly? It had absolutely nothing to do with the word “nigger” but it sounded the same so it must have.

However, I do love to see Dimocrats eating their own.

He later apologized for his words, but not before igniting a divisive election-year controversy that distracts from what Democrats say should be a focus on President Donald Trump’s bigotry.

Kiss my ass. It’s the Dimocrats, especially the African Dimocrats who are the biggest bigots. What about Jesse “Hymietown” Jackson and Al “Greek homos” Sharpton?

The problem, local activists say, is that Parker’s remark was not simply an errant remark. Diallo-Sekou Seabrooks, an African-American who said he heard the remarks at the Burrito Gallery restaurant after a Democratic meeting, told First Coast News that Parker “freely used” the phrase, “colored people,” at the event and that he was concerned that Jacksonville would become like Atlanta, a city with a majority-black government.

“Why would you still think that ‘colored’ was cool? Because to me, it’s a Jim Crow terminology and it’s unacceptable,” Seabrooks told the station.

Why do you not understand that there is no linguistic difference between “colored people” and “people of color”? Why do you want to be offended? Why don’t you learn English?

Parker denied those and other claims that have become the subject of local and state Democratic Party complaints lodged against him — that he spoke pejoratively of the aftermath of integration that evening, and on other occasions called a woman the “mayor’s mammy” and allegedly referred to the local Working People Caucus as the “Poor Black People Working Caucus.”

Like I said, the Dimocrats are the real bigots.

“I misspoke and used the term colored people when I meant people of color,” Parker told POLITICO on Feb. 13, when first asked about his remark. But he said any other claims that he used racially insensitive remarks “did not happen.”

Good luck with that. You’re toast dude! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ron on.

Lotta prophetic punditry about Trump’s continuing failure to fill out his team, his unwillingness to listen to people he DOES appoint or nominate, and his haste in firing those whose advice he doesn’t like.

The latest guys are Pompeo and Bolton, and the sotto voce grumbling is that they won’t be around long, especially Bolton. They say Trump won’t listen to Bolton and will be under YUGE pressure to get rid of him from the pusillanimous RINOs and anti-anything-Trump Dems.

Well, I like Bolton’s straightforward, no-nonsense, in-your-face manner, especially after the nearly fatal pussyfooting “We’re sorry” naivete of the halfrican’s reign of error.

But . . .the ‘Stache IS a hawk, a hawk’s hawk, and he’ll be a turd in the punchbowl for mealymouthed lounge lizards and it’s-all-America’s-fault entrenched Washington harrumphers as long as Trump keeps him around.

I mean, anybody who goes on news programs and unequivocally tells Khamanei to ES & D and Kim Phat One to FO & D is refreshingly and reassuringly welcome after the bowing and scraping and apologizing and extortion funding by DingleBarry.

And his take on that parasitic horde of anti-American beggars on the East River . . . especially in consonance with Haley’s harangues (whose testosterone levels are powers of 10 greater than Kerry’s or Soetoro’s) . . . is almost as contemptuous as mine.

I got no use for that crowd, and I’m sure Trump could find much better uses for the property. Initially it was a noble experiment, and one that COULD have worked if it weren’t so corrupt and pro-Muslim. The world HAD to do something about war.

So out walkin around in the dark this mornin under a nearly mull foon and anemic clouds scurrying toward the north for some reason, I worked myself up into a snit over it all. Was actually angry by the time I got back to the kitchen and fired up the Keurig. Why? Well . . . . . . .

As the staggering cost in resources, national wealth, and lives became clear toward the end of WWII, the United Nations was established to replace the failed League of Nations as a cooperative entity to maintain global peace.

Fine idea. Massive failure. Most members of the UN sit there because they want something from the rich western nations, usually in the form of defense umbrellas, food aid, health care, and cash.

Third-world states have set themselves up as permanent victims of western greed and feel thereby entitled to unending reparations. Everybody knows, and that is EVERYBODY knows, that the food, the medicine, the aid, the money never goes to the poor anonymous victims but to the despotic rulers and corrupt politicians.

John Bolton said 25 years ago that if the U.N. building “lost 10 stories, it wouldn’t make a bit of difference.” The quote pops up every time his critics feel compelled to trot out the hit parade of his alleged triggers and other infamies and political incorrectitudes.

The U.N. is a pipe dream, never intended to bring about a Utopia, just provide a forum for discussion which could possibly avert aggression and war. And it certainly wasn’t intended to be a “Death to the US” and “Death to Israel” fraternity or an ATM for enriching dictators and propping up bankrupt socialist regimes.

It’s turned into a perpetual SNAFU in blue hats, Lone Ranger’s masks, insatiable appetites, and runaway libidos. The hope was that reasonable, mature dialogue might overcome universal distrust and allow diverse cultures to work together in the interests of humanity. The reality? Well, let’s see:

Aleppo, destroyed.

Haiti, infected and abandoned.

Zimbabwe, looted and starving.

South Africa, white ethnic cleansing.

Northern Africa, Refugees Anonymous.

Arabia, paranoid and suicidal on a massive scale.

Pakistan, schizoid and nuclear.

Afghanistan, Neolithic and maniacal.

Eastern Europe, lost once again to Russia.

Rwanda, 500,000 lives lost through bad UN policies.

Bosnia, 7,000 men and boys killed and countless women raped.

Sri Lanka in 2009

South Sudan in 2016

Iraq, Oil for Food fiasco

U.N. schools in Gaza used for storing weapons aimed at Israel.

Sexual abuse and exploitation by peacekeepers all over the world.

Defenders of the U.N. employ deflect-and-demand strategies with moderate success, pointing to the bad behavior of individual states as the cause of U.N. failures and insisting that the U.N.’s core problem is a shortage of financial resources and weak legal authorities.

But contrary to the belief that the U.N. runs on a shoestring budget, total expenditure for U.N. programs in 2016 was around $50 billion, up 22 percent since 2010. That’s as big as the GDP of several sovereign nations.

And abuse of the U.N. power and authority by states such as Russia to protect clients like Bashar al-Assad or Iran to condemn Israel is an integral feature of the system, not a bug.

Anthony Banbury, a former assistant U.N. secretary-general said upon resigning, “I was unprepared for the blur of Orwellian admonitions and Carrollian logic that govern” U.N. headquarters, he recalled: “If you locked a team of evil geniuses in a laboratory, they could not design a bureaucracy so maddeningly complex, requiring so much effort but in the end incapable of delivering the intended result. The system is a black hole into which disappear countless tax dollars and human aspirations, never to be seen again.”

And that’s from a self-described believer in the U.N.’s ideals and mission. But the truth of the U.N. is probably worse, since fixes to the system never seem to work.

Mismanagement, corruption, abuse, and moral perversities remain:

Iran sits on the executive board of the Commission on the Status of Women. Syria is represented on the U.N.’s Special Committee on Decolonization.

Robert Mugabe was named good-will ambassador by the World Health Organization.

Sometimes it looks like Bolton’s comment about the U.N. losing 10 floors is at least 5 floors short.

I agree with Bolton about many things and disagree with some of his cut-and-dried solutions about others. But on the U.N. he’s been right all along. If his presence in the White House helps to scare the organization and the anti-US Dictators’ Association into real reform, so much the better.

My stance on our relationship with it remains unchanged: The UN needs the US, but the US doesn’t need the UN. I’d be perfectly happy to see the HQ moved from the East River to the Seine, the Danube, the Nile, the Zambezi, the Ganges, the Amazon, or even that one outside what used to be the main gate in Subic. Sailors and Marines from my generation know the name. Very fitting one it is, too.

See . . .tolja I worked myself up into a snit. Just as my body always feels better after a good physical workout, my brain always feels better after a good rant. Now I can pack some complex carbs into my belly so IT’ll feel better after a good snack and I can seriously consider a nap.

Ron off.

Like I always say, “Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US.”

President Trump is at 50% approval and it’s driving the Dimocrats and their lackeys in the Fake News Media nuts! What’s even better is Trump has a higher approval rating that Obungler did at this time in his presidency and he had the Fake News Media cheerleading him on. Remember, he was “sort of a god”. He “stepped down” to become president. It was the black version of Camelot with his beautiful (Gag me with a spoon!) wife and cute (Butt ugly) children.

Nothing they have thrown at him is working. Russia! Russia! Russia! Not working. Chaos in the White House. Not working. Sex scandals. Nope.

Remember the Billy Bush tape where Trump said he could grab pussy? Trump pointed out that BJ Clinton actually did grab pussy by bringing three of his victims to one of debates and the three victims said that Crooked Cankles enabled BJ’s behavior and tried to destroy his victims. Some champion of women she was. She said all women must be believed so Juanita Broaddrick went on Twitter saying she must be believed.

Kurt Schlichter wrote that the Dimocrats are gonna hate the the new rules.

Dimocrats can no longer use morality against conservatives because they have lowered the bar so low that not even an ant can limbo under it. Dontcha love the new rules?

They tried to tell us that Clarence Thomas allegedly talking about Long Dong Silver and pubic hairs on Coke cans was sexual harassment but BJ dropping his drawers in front of Paula Jones and telling her to “kiss it” or getting blowjobs from a pudgy intern wasn’t.

Trump saying he could grab pussy was bad but BJ fondling Kathleen Willey was OK because he stopped when she told him to thus having Gloria Steinem come up with the One Free Grope Rule. That means that Trump could grab pussy and if the woman said stop it would be OK because of Steinem’s One Free Grope Rule. See how that works? Dontcha love the new rules?

Now we have a porn star with fake boobs and Playboy Playmate of the Year, also with fake boobs and everyone but the Dimocrats and Never Trumpers are going “Ho Hum. The Dimocrats told us that sex was OK during the Clinton years and character doesn’t matter.” Dontcha love the new rules?

Many men are envious of Trump. Look a busty porn star and a Playboy Playmate are accusing him of having sex with them. That beats Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

Trump has had three wives and all have been babes. BJ has had one and she’s a barker. Trump would trade one in for a newer model. BJ was stuck with the same old whiny jalopy. Three babes versus a PIAP.

CNN even hoped they could get Christian women to condemn Trump after the Stormy Daniels interview. Whoops! Didn’t work out as they planned.

Quite a few heated responses are flowing into CNN’s report about the Trump supporters, as one woman accused Stormy of “shopping her story for money.” Others in the room full of Christian Trump fans derided Daniels’ value as a human being because of her profession.

“This is a porn star. Why are we giving it any credibility? The fact that she now wants to come out with her story because she’s afraid for her children? My goodness what did you tell the kiddos about your full-time job?” asked one of the women.

Whereas one blonde woman in the group admitted that her “heart hurts for her,” the others slammed Stormy as a woman seeking money and attention.

“I don’t believe she had sex with the president because I haven’t seen any hard proof,” said one.

“I wasn’t voting for a choir boy,” said another.

Another Fake News Media fail. Dontcha love the new rules?

Let’s face it. How can Dimocrats lecture us on morality when they had St. JFK of Cumalot banging everything in sight? Jackie was there for class, sophistication, and having kids. Brother Bobby was no better, and LBJ bragged that he got more pussy than JFK. Then we have the least brother Ted, the “Lion of the Senate”, who, in a sane world, would have been convicted of manslaughter in the death of Mary Jo Kopechne. At least, that kept him from becoming president. Of course, we know about BJ, and we are finding out that our first African president was involved in a bugging case that was Watergate on steroids.

Compared to all of these paragons of virtue. Trump is a choirboy.

The more crap they throw at him, the higher his approval rating goes. Dontcha love the new rules?

Now if only he would take money from the defense budget to build the wall. The Dimocrats in Congress and the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party, the Fake News Media, would go bat shit crazy and Trump’s approval rating would top 60%.

Holy crap! He really clocked that Roman soldier.

A late Easter pun from Jane Austen.

My yearly Easter post.

So which do you prefer to eat first, the butt or the ears?