Gary C. sent me this one.
A young Texan boy grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid, very bright and you can really shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
1. six illegal aliens
2. six ambulance-chasing lawyers,
3. six meth dealers,
4. six Muslim extremists,
5. six liberal Democrats,
6. and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.
“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”
Love it.
All he would have needed was 13 bullets.
Huh? Please elaborate.
Six Ambulance chasers are most likely liberal dumb-o-craps as well.
The six illegal alien mooslimes jumping the border hauling meth to sell to fund their terror operations.
One for the bunny, unless of course, one of the satanic servants likes rabbits instead of goats.
Ron in Ohio Sez:
Love it! – although it’s been over 25 years since I spent one of the most wonderful years of my life working in South Texas, I can relate to that joke and its relevance to the many great locals I met there.
I worked in a predominately Anglo & German ethnic white area with minority Black and “LEGAL” Mexican ancestry folks. Everybody respected one another and got along very well.
I was a witness to lunch in a local restaurant where people of different races and ethnicities called-out to others to come sit with them. Ya’ know, “Hey Bubba! Or, Hey Lamar! Or, Hey Ramon! – It was refreshing! When I mentioned to the owner that I thought it was great that everyone “got along” in that small town, he said; “It’s no big deal, we were all raised together and if someone, of any group, got outta’ line or done anything wrong, before it went to far, we’d ALL kick their ass! That usually straightened them up.”
Yeah, I know how the kid felt. I don’t like findin a hare in somethin where it ain’t s’posedta be neither.
Ron be da winner!
I think they should re-evaluate that test……I`d bet the farm that the Energizer Bunny is stoked up on something illegal maybe even dealing.
For sure down under in Australia Rabbits are public enemy #1!