Ronsday – Mad Maxipad

Ron on crazy Aunt Maxie.

Saw Mad Maxipad’s largemouth face first thing when I started clickin onto my daily blog run. Sheeesh! Whatever humanity that semi-erect bipedal crone might have been originally issued was long ago eaten away by excess bile in her system, and the minimal cerebral tissue she was born with became so corrupted by partisan hate that it morphed into a swamp cabbage and rotted.

She offends me every time she opens her mouth and spews her racist hatred. How the hell did she ever get into Congress, and why hasn’t she been removed for gross ineptitude! She has all the intelligence of a desiccated toad and the class of an Ozark mule. She’s about as American as Soetoro and as qualified as Beyonce. She’s taken obsession to levels even Freud wouldn’t know how to measure.

The most corrupt member of Congress, by far, and STILL payin off family members for no-show jobs from DNC and other campaign funds. And TRUMP is bein investigated? Waters has defined hate speech as anything spoken which she hates to hear, even from black rap artists.

I think what’s wrong with her is constant pain and itch in her head from thick silt and mineral deposits among tissue damage caused by listening to the “Reverend” Sharpton while staring at the imaginary glow from her Magic Negro for 8 years.

Hey, MaxiPad –

This is a brain:

This is a brain on race:

Oh, well, what da hell. Think I’ll get the clipper and take a few pounds of hair off Monsterdawg today. He’s lookin a li’l fluffy ‘n’ shaggy after I washed him yesterday.

Besides prob’ly oughtn’t pick on brain damaged people. Ecclesiastes 7:16 – be not righteous overmuch; neither deem thyself over wise.

‘Course Ecclesiastesalso says to “Take thee a little wine for thy stomach’s sake.” Better’n the Qur’an, innit?

18 comments on “Ronsday – Mad Maxipad

  1. Damn, y’all have actually given me hope. I’m in the crowd young enough who couldn’t give a shit about the old, ridiculous, Step-n-fetch-it.

    Thanks Ron!

    • No Slapsie Maxie is not the brain dead African Tribal witch who did not know the moon & mars were seperatate.
      You are thinking of Sheila”Tequila” Jackson Lee who is even more stupid then Slapsie Maxie & actually served on NASA/Space Committees
      Some of her other farts was …..
      1. Claiming the Constitution was 400 years old
      2. Did not know there was only one Vietnam ….Said North & SouthVietnam lived in Harmony & peace side by side as friends now that we were out of there.
      3. Said that the KuKlux Klan threw away there sheets , put on regular cloths & no were the Tea Party
      4 Introduce a House Resolution to HonortMichael Jackson as a World Humanitarian
      5. Being apparently forgetful addresses employees & staff members as you Stupid Mother F–ker`s
      6 Earned a BA in political Science at Yale in 1972 & a law degree from University of Virginia in 1974
      7. Of Course a Democrat member of the US House of Representatives from Texas serving in her 11th term ror the 18th district. .
      asa /space x commite s

  2. She’s certainly no brighter than her constituents. Those she doesn’t please she intimidates. She has some real power, but for the time being the dims find her “useful” for floating ideas. They feed her, she sez it and they measure the reaction.

    Still, to the leftist elite she’s just a house servant – like the rest of us.

  3. Election night 2016 the Democrat maturity level dropped like a rock over night and that’s every Liberal Democrat from top to bottom dwellers. All of them are carrying on like bitchy little girls.

    Black anti White racism has become a duty among the co-opted useful idiots most of them happen to be White themselves. Crazed professional negroids like this Waters racist want President Trump impeached because he’s not Hillary and onacona he’s a White man and they’re crazed racists.

    To the new trained toy soldier Liberal Democrat only the Christian, heterosexual,l self reliant, informed, educated, masculine, American, Conservative, armed, White Man is the only scum sucking despicable obstacle to advancing their slimy socialist agenda. Axe a black Liberal who do they hate and fear more MS-13, ISIS or a White patriotic Conservative man. Look what the Liberal run entertainment and advertising media are doing to him.

    • Our media wants to dumb us down, not wise us up. News succumbs to entertainment in a world increasingly more similar to “Max Headroom” than is comfortable.
      Newsreader/actors and everyone else in that sorry cesspit all know it. They don’t care if we know they’re the enemy. Networks only spew garbage and we eat it up because what else is available to a numb and downhearted consumer, except stop consuming? Let the cable services do their worst and shape the Dummy Vote.
      As in Millennials. Or inner city idiots who listen to one party for fifty years, never get ahead, and blame it on a party not even in power the whole time. (Let’s hear it for public education!)
      So let this honky mofo observe that bugeyed batshit-crazy
      Slapsy Maxie and the other “professional negroids” are the also the very same Black Caucus who never ever quite manage to help the NONprofessionals who elect them.
      That ain’t racist to point that out. Somebody steps on toes, you can’t blame who ain’t on the dance floor.

      Bring on the hospice care.

  4. Please tell me that the CNN screen-cap is not real. I’m not sure which is sadder, the fact that she’d say that (or I’d even believe it possible) or the camera wouldn’t immediately cut away while her handlers took her back to her padded room.

  5. Dammit RON!!!!!!

    I take offense at your insulting Ozark Mules……

    California Mules….well, I ain’t got no concern for them ….

    Insult them as you please.

    Those desiccated toads are on their own….

    If you want to know why Mad Maxi-pad is in congress, the answer is
    Liberal gerrymandering

  6. O.K. O.K.!! Make it Moroccan mules, then.

    But it’s basically just mistakin a burro or a donkey for a jackass.

    Last mule I had any up-close and personal dealins with knocked down a board fence and let about 50 sheep out of the ready-for-shearin pen and I hadda go run ’em back through the cuttin chute . . . without a dog.

    That was a Hoosier mule, BTW, but I ‘spect his grandaddy came from West By-God Virginny.

    • Moroccon Mules are pretty calm & unafraid …..They know Arabs prefer to boink Goats Sheep & Camels in that order . The reason Camels are last is because Arabs do not like to interrupt intercourse to run around to the fr0nt of the camel & climb a step ladder to French kiss their sweetheart of the evening.

  7. A “MULE”is created when a male donkey sperm is inserted in a “Female” HORSE, and this horse becomes pregnant and a baby mule is born.
    All Mules are sterile. Period. Stalwart strong,calm and smart. Really smart.
    Example: Leave the doors open to two feed bins directly across from each other, and harness 2 horses tail to tail and place them directly between the feed bins and the horses will pull and pull against each other until the strongest horse pulls the weaker horse backwards and the stronger horse will eat.
    Do this with 2 Mules and they will immediately pair up and turn together to one of the feed bins and it it clean, and then turn around and go eat all the feed out of the other bin. Absolutely TRUE.

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