Ron’s weekly rant.

Woke up from a kinda interestin dream this mornin ‘round 0334. Ordinary house in a very natural setting, like somebody chopped out an open space in an overgrown valley and set a house down in it.

Didn’t make any notes, so I can’t remember the whole thing, but it had Clint Eastwood in it. He was apparently raisin 6 little girls there, rangin in age from around 3 to 11 or so. Wanted me to teach ‘em proper English and history.

So I’m walkin with Monster gettin all sweaty in the 99.473% humidity out there, tryin to remember the rest of the dream, but all I could come up with was that he was really pissed about women’s lib groups and Code Pink and “I’m With Her” and everything negative from ‘em.

Said the worst person he can imagine in charge of anything would be Hillary Clinton. Oh, and he was around 40 years old in the dream, wearin a white T-shirt and cookin tomato soup on a 2-burner propane stove for his girls.

So I’m walkin, and thinkin, and got myself to wonderin why none of the national women’s rights groups have come out to protest the treatment of women being harassed and bullied for no reason other than supporting Trump.

And you never see groups of liberals marching and screaming about children being killed by illegals, or protesting the shooting problems in Chicago or Baltimore or St. Louis. Doesn’t fit the lib agenda to demonstrate about failed leadership in crime-infested places controlled by Democrats.

There just aren’t any liberal or “progressive” or humanitarian groups raising hell about MS-13 gangs supporting themselves by selling drugs and killing people. But they DO gleefully march for open borders and unrestrained immigration from Central American failed societies, leaving trails of litter and rubbish in their wake.

How’s come they aren’t out marching to support veterans who are out of work or homeless, or the filth and discarded needles on the streets in “sanctuary” cities, or the fact that Maxine Waters is a millionaire on an annual salary of $100,000 and lives in a mansion that’s not even IN the district she represents in Congress?

HATE to walk along thinkin about HRC, but couldn’t help it. Now she’s makin noises about runnin again in 2020. JHC! Hillary is a career grifter and a compulsive scab picker. Over the years she’s caused multiple carbuncles, weeping sores, suppurating pustules, on the Murkan body politic, and now that she’s no longer a viable entity, she’s compelled to keep messing with ‘em so that they can’t heal.

One day she’s gonna read about NASA astronomers discovering the center of the universe, and boy will she be PISSED when she realizes it ain’t her. Got to thinkin ‘bout stuff I said about her when Slick was in the Oval Office, and then when SHE ran for the job: First Felon, First, Potty Mouth, and so on.

Then my mind went over the wives of presidents over the past half century or so. Mamie Eisenhower. Wow, what a mover and shaker. Jackie Kennedy, a slow-witted cow who was drawn to piles of cash like botflies to piles of manure. Betty Ford . . . sigh! Came up with a list of titles for some of ‘em:

Jacqueline Kennedy – First Status Seeker

Claudia (LadyBird) Johnson – First Namedropper

Rosalyn Carter – First Prude

Hillary Clinton – First Bitch

Laura Bush – First Airhead

Michelle Soetoro – First Sow

Melania Trump – First Trophy

And THAT led me into that self-possessed twit Alexandria Occasional-Cartoon, the one with the Looney-Toons eyes and big teeth who’s running for Congress on a platform of “Free Shit!” for everyone, forever. Hey, if she’s so hot for free stuff, maybe she’ll work for no salary.

And her mentor, Bernie. If he’s so hot about guaranteed minimum wage hikes, how’s come he makes so damned much money, drives a $170,000 car and has 3 houses? If he were genuine about his beliefs, he’d work for what he calls a “living wage,” wouldn’t he?

It’s really easy to wield the sword of social justice and wave the banner of compassion when somebody else is paying for all the freebies. The typical socialist “resister” takes an Uber to Starbucks so he can use free wi-fi to post from his Obamafone on social media complaining about the inequities of capitalism.

But when the socialists or the communists want people to have something, like the ACA, they make it the law and FORCE you to buy it. When free enterprise has a slow-moving or unpopular product, they improve it so it becomes useful and desirable.

If Bug-Eyes is so taken with the success of socialism in places such as Cuba or Venezuela, why doesn’t she just move there and leave us the hell alone! I gotta tell ya, the Lefties who trust big gummint to fix things definitely didn’t learn anything in history class. Either that or the key to happiness is a really shitty memory.

So anyway, I got back to the house after puttin all that together in my brain pan, made myself a cuppa, and identified the planks for the Dems’ 2020 campaign:

Dump Trump

Dump 2nd Amendment

Dump Military

Erase Borders

Free Health Care

Free College

Free Housing

Forget Gender

Legalize Drugs

Tax the Rich

Government-funded abortions

Guaranteed Livable Income

And NO PLASTIC STRAWS !!!

Yeah, that’s the solution. Oughta fix up ever’thing all spiffy. How could any sane person vote AGAINST that dream ticket. I’m goin down this mornin to make sure my voter registration status is all up to snuff so I can help repeal those disastrous Trump tax cuts, rein in this runaway false economy, return the military to pre-WWII levels of readiness, promote Islam, fund the EU, and MAMA (Make America Mexico Again).

But first, a PB & J and some new batteries for my keyboard.