Since they decided to pull “Baby it’s Cold Outside” from its playlist because someone was offended, I feel that these other holiday songs are also on the chopping block. How did our generation ever survive?
1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Subjecting minors to softcore porn
2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances
4. White Christmas? Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom/Stalker
6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression
7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben
9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
11. Do You Hear What I Hear: Blatant disregard for the Hearing Impaired
12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: Animal abuse
14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership
16. I’ll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That’s just Insensitive
17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism
From my friend Pres.
The Scottish government banned gingerbread men.
https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/12/scottish-parliament-bans-gingerbread-men-in-coffee-shop-due-to-sexism-concerns/
Nothing surprises me when they have the John Boehner of Scots (Macintosh) overseeing the Nancy Pelosi of Scots (Nicola Sturgeon).
Can’t imagine why my grandfather bailed out of that cucked shithole in the early 1900’s.
My ancestors bailed out of Ireland, Scotland and Briton in the late 1800’s and never looked back. Can’t say I really blame them at all.
Nutcracker.
The Man With The Bag. Does Santa shoplift?
I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas. Animal abuse, are they endangered?
And I forgot…
All I Want for Christmas Is You. Dependent, obsessive relationship.
None will offend me like the first Rap song I ever heard back in the early 90’s that came blaring out loudly from an SUV driven by a gangster wannebe that talked about beating and throwing a woman off a third story building. No mention of banning any of these songs. So no, I don’t take offense at any of these Christmas songs unlike others who have a double standard.
Frosty the Snowman? Anarchist. Knowing he’s headed for meltdown, he realizes he doesn’t even have to obey the police. But he remains confident of resurection.