The Blinky Shutdown

It’s official. Speaker Blinky now owns the shutdown lock, stock, and barrel. Trump offered a compromise, and 30 minutes before he even offered it she said it was no dice. Trump offered a compromise, she said no. Ergo, the shutdown is all on her.

Those poor starving 800,000 gummint employees who are about to be thrown out of their homes have no one to blame but Blinky.

What I get a kick out of are the tweets from Dimocrats like Occasional-Cortex who claimed that a gummint employee told her he was suffering by losing a paycheck but not to give in. This was a week before any gummint employee had missed a paycheck.

Another Dimocrat congresscritter claimed he was giving out sandwiches at a food bank and a starving gummint worker told him not to give in.

Dimocrats always lie.

We warned you voters that a vote for a Dimocrat was a vote for Blinky. Some of you were fooled by Dimocrats who claimed that if you voted for them, they would not vote for Blinky as speaker. How did that work out?

Dimocrats always lie. If they told the truth, the Dimocrat Party would be a permanent minority party.

I’m waiting for the end of February when the Food Stamp money runs out. What’s gonna happen when the EBT cards quit working? There’s gonna be a lot of pissed off Africans and you know what happens when Africans get pissed off. Riots. Try explaining to the Africans that you are favoring illegals over them.

Look out Detoilet.

I’m just hoping that Bitch McConnell doesn’t cuck out. It’s the Blinky shutdown. She’s the one who has said she won’t compromise. She’s now responsible for the 800,000 starving gummint employees who will soon be on the street because they can’t pay their mortgages.

Oh the humanity!

Monday Pun 1-21-2019

From N.H. Tom.

I caught a bad case of flu while in Madrid.

Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed I realized I needed medical attention so I called the concierge to get help.

“Oh, so you’re sick!” came the reply. “No problem, we’ll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away.”

The doctor strolled into the room within seconds and whilst I stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out, “H…how does the hotel have their own doctor on call?”

He simply shook his head, cracked a smile and replied, (more…)