Abrams Tank Goes National

Omigawd! As if the optics of Chuck and Nancy responding to Trump’s Oval Office address weren’t bad enough they have decided to double down and have Stacey Abrams Tank give the rebuttal to Trump’s SOTU address. Hopefully she will have finished gorging at the buffet table by then.

Ever since she lost the Georgia gubernatorial election, she’s been whining about voter suppression. She’ll prolly bring that up in her speech.

Unfortunately, we aren’t done with Abrams Tank here in Georgia. She’s considering running for the Senate in 2020 so we’ll have to put up with another election season of grievance politics.

I wonder if she’ll have paid off her $50k debt to the IRS by then?

12 comments on “Abrams Tank Goes National

  1. I wonder if the person shooting her televised rebuttal will use a super
    wide angle or fisheye lens so as to capture her welfare bootie in all it’s
    humongous glory?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  2. Fat, Black and Stupid is no way to go through life.

    That was my belief during the gubernatorial election (I should have Trademarked that saying like Denny does his SRF) and that will be my belief when she gives the rebuttal. We need a good drinking game for her speech. Like maybe every time she say nuffin, or dindu or other ebonics wording, take a shot.

    • “Drinking game”??

      Aw, Hell no! I want to watch this dead cold sober so I can enjoy every golden moment. Then watch the MSM gush gush gush about how her response was then next best thing since Willie Shakespeare laid down the pen.

  3. From Wikipedia – In April 2018, Abrams wrote an op-ed for Fortune revealing that she owes $50,000 in back taxes AND holds $170,000 in credit card and student loan debt student loan debt.
    You can bet whatever she does say it will involve forgiving student loan debt and getting other free stuff.

  4. Poor Stacey Abrams Tank……….Actually in Tank circles she as well as mental capacity is a light weight.
    The Rooskies have a new Battle Tank in production called the T-14 Armada which by 2020 they are supposed to have about 2300 in service. It weighs in at 48 Metric tons & requires a 1500/2000 HP engine for power.
    At the end of WW2 the Germans were developing the Panzer VIII Maus which fortunately never reached full combat readiness…..It weighed in at 188 metric tons & ironically the name Maus means Mouse …..Some Mouse!
    Just because they have closed the “All you can eat Buffets” near where Stacy hangs out is no reason to pillory her with the name Tank because she is a tad plump …..she is really the size of a VW Bus, Beep Beep!

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