Schadenboner Time

Online news services are getting hit hard. Buzz Feed is laying off 15% of its workforce. Schadenboner. Boing!

Puffington Host just laid off its entire opinion section. You mean there is part of the Puffington Host that isn’t opinion. Anyhoo, schadenboner. Boing!

I loved this tweet.

Omigawd! The humanity! Now federal workers can’t afford tampons. Hey lady, it’s now the Blinky Shutdown so it’s her fault that federal workers “can’t afford tampons”. Schadenboner. Boing!

And more bad news!

To which I retweeted.

Schadenboner. Boing!

I hope when the Covington kids’ lawyer gets done, there will be a lot more layoffs in the Fake News Media. The only way to stop the digital lynching of Christians and conservatives is to make the lynchers pay and pay bigly.

Now that would give me a big ol’ schadenboner. Boing!

16 comments on “Schadenboner Time

  1. You beat me to it, Denny! In reading the post, my first thought was
    “Oh, the humanity.” I am reminded of that spoof site that planted
    the concept of “free-bleeding” in the minds of the feminist left. Within
    weeks, we were treated to images of Gyno-Americans with red stains
    in their crotches. In Rush Limbaugh’s wildest dream, he has predicted
    this kind of crap a thousand times, but that spoof site exceeded Limbaugh’s
    wildest prognostications by orders of magnitude!

    Those who believe in nothing will fall for anything. 57 genders, global
    warming, toxic masculinity, you name it and the left will fall for it. That
    is their weakness, their Achilles Heel. Is it any wonder why the new age
    socialists like Alexandria Occasional Cortex and Beano O’Rourke are so
    brain-dead? If brains were Dynamite, the millennial left could not even
    blow their noses!

  2. Newspapers shedding 1000 jobs a month……….The Erie Times [Slime] News has fallen on hard times
    Bought out by a huge conglamorate & now is sinking like a submarine with a screen door in place of a hatch.
    Politically far far left & follows Democratic agenda. To no ones surprise only Democrats running for office in the last election received the papers endorsement
    The Erie paper [pamplet] IS NOT printed in Erie so the pamplet is already 24-36 hours old when delivered. So we have stale fake news already debunked.
    Their censorship has spread to sports coverage,apparently Boxing is no longer a leftwing sport ….”0″ coverage for the last 8 months & now is a cost cutting move has asked its remaining subscribers to s to select their favorite comics as they are going to eliminate 35 %/45% of featured comicsto fit on one page …Note ! They already reduced the actual size of the paper, the size of the comic panels & the print size.
    Journalism Liberal democratic style is in the final stages of extinction.

  3. FBI SWAT team raids Roger Stone’s house, CNN news crew was tipped off and standing by.

    And just like that, the embarrassments of Buzzfeed and the Covington kids became old news. How convenient.

  4. As long as there are anonymous browsers, there will never be a successful electronic-journalism model. Those who don’t care about local business advertisements will always find ways to defeat the ad from ever showing — or any firewall from stopping that reader from reading. Modern journalism has devolved to the point where it deserves to fail. Whether it deserves rebirth is entirely subjective.

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