I’m looking forward to Trump’s speech. Trump will rattle off some good news, the Republicans will cheer and Dimocrats will sit on their hands. Once again he’ll prolly bring up the record low unemployment numbers for Africans and the Congresional African Caucus will sit on their hands like that’s a bad thing. Actually it is a bad thing. How can they exploit victimhood if there are less victims?

Speaking of the CAC, at least two members will be absent. Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson is skipping the address. One of my readers, Gary C, said it was prolly because Hank thought with all of the people on the House side, the Capitol might tip over.

Civil rights icon Racist pig John Lewis won’t be there because he still thinks Trump is an illegitimate president. It’s funny that when there is a Dimocrat president, Dimocrats tell us we must respect the office, but all that goes out the window when there is a Republican president.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Dimocrat.

Speaking of hypocrisy, howza ’bout that clown show in Virginia? Turns out Ralph “Coonman” Northam, the Dimnocrat governor, is a racist. How did the opposition research staff of his Republican opponent miss this? Parody tweeter Sean Spicier has a tweet about this.

After seeing how the GOP did with opposition research on Northam, it’s no wonder we were never able to find Obama’s real birth certificate

— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) February 4, 2019

And now we find out the Dimocrat Lt. governor has been accused of assault. Of course, since he’s a Dimocrat we must be careful of these allegations, unlike the ones made against Kavanaugh. Remember, the rules are different for Dimocrats. The Keith Ellison assault allegations have been swept under the rug.

“Virginia is for lovers.” Unless you love babies. I’ve now figgered out why liberals are against capital punishment. They sympathize with the murderers because they are murderers too. Professional courtesy.

Speaker Blinky will be rooted to her chair. Prolly with a permanent frown.

I wonder if Schmuck Schumer is gonna have to keep Joe Manchin from standing up like he had to last year?

I will not be watching Abrams Tank’s response. It will be pure bullshit. We in Georgia dodged a bullet by not electing her governor. Now we’re gonna have to make sure she doesn’t get elected to the Senate in 2020.