Awwwww! The poor Dimocrats and the Fake News Media are so distraught. Their hero failed. Mueller found no collusion and this was with an all Dimocrat investigative staff. I haven’t seen Dimocrats so disappointed in an investigation since the Fitzgerald investigation. Poor Rachel Madcow cried.
It turned out it was a witch hunt. No collusion.
Now, can Barr appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the real collusion? Yannow, the Clinton Crime Family Foundation’s collusion with Russia regarding the Uranium One affair.
Or howza ’bout going on a hunt for a real witch? Yannow Crooked Cankles and her private server and her handling of classified information.
Or what about the FISA abuses by the Obungler administration. That is a prime example of Watergate on steroids. We had a sitting president using a falsified dossier to get the FISA court to allow the gummint to wiretap Trump. Heads should roll over that.
The coup against President Trump failed. Yannow what happens when a coup fails? The plotters are arrested and punished. That’s what we need to see happening here. Felonia von Pantsuit belongs in prison. So does Obungler. So do Rice, Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe and countless others in the FBI and the DOJ.
Of course, the treasonous Dimocrats are undaunted. Schmuck and Blinky are calling for access to all of the investigation materials. Gerald the Hutt and Adam Shitt want to continue the investigation hoping to find the pony in the room full of shit. These people refuse to show any form of sanity.
Mad Maxipad is still calling for impeachment because Trump has to be guilty of sumpin’. The only thing he’s guilty of is defeating Thunder Rodent Thighs.
The next few weeks are really gonna be fun.