Monthly Archives: March 2019

AOTW 3-8-2019

So howza ’bout that Dimocrat Congress coming out against anti-Semitism? What? They didn’t? They came out against Islamaphobia? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So American Jews, the joke is on you. You brought people like the Jew hating Somali Congresscritter and the Paleoswinian Jew hating congresscritter into the country and guess what? They hate you. It’s now becoming part of the Dimocrat Party to hate Jews and guess what? You’re gonna continue to support the Dimocrat Party. You’re gonna continue to support bringing Third World savages into this country. You’re gonna continue to support multiculturalism. It’s one thing for you assholes committing suicide, but do you have to take the rest of the country with you? And you Jewish Dimocrat congresscritters, you’re afraid of Ilhan Omar. Fucking amazing.

My AOTW Award goes to all of the American Jews who support and vote Dimocrat.

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Three Rolls A Week?

85% of statistics are made up on the spot.” – Larry the Cable Guy.

Remember the bogus statistic on plastic straws? Some middle schooler had a science project that stated that we used and threw away some incredible number of plastic straws. The Fake News Media and the environuts picked it up and ran with it. It was made up. It had no scientific basis. We now have anothe bullshit statistic.

A new report on paper use says Americans are flushing away Canadian forests.

Oh no, eh!

A new report on paper use says Americans are flushing away Canadian forests.

Devastating, eh!

The U.S. consumes more toilet paper than any other country, almost three rolls per person each week. And the brands they choose to use aren’t sustainable, with hardwood trees being pulped to create the soft toilet paper consumers want. Following the United States’ annual use of 141 rolls of toilet paper per capita is Germany with 134 rolls and the United Kingdom with 127. Japanese consumers average 91 rolls annually, while the Chinese average just 49.

Three rolls a week! Do you know anyone who goes through three rolls of toilet paper a week? In my case it’s the reverse. A roll of toilet paper last me at least three weeks, prolly longer. That means to offset my usage someone has to be using a lot more than three rolls a week. How can anyone go through three rolls of toilet paper a week? That’s one hell of a lot of ass wiping or in the case of females, other area wiping. Can you imagine how many times one person would have to go to the to the john to use three rolls of toilet paper a week?

I know. Teenagers are TPing a lot of houses. That’s the ticket. It’s the only thing that could possibly explain that bogus statistic.

Sheesh!

Crooked Cankles could have used some.


Thanks to Pres for the image.

Ronsday – Adam Shitt

Ron rants about Adam Shitt.

Adam Schiff is a duplicitous gringewort and a perfidious shitweasel in the classic Eichmann and Goebbels sense. If ever a US politician needed to be taken out and fed to rabid lice-infested varmints, he’s the one.

The reason I nominate him for the grand honor of becoming worm food instead of the professional liars Cohen, Clinton, Comey, and Brennan is that he’s still in office wasting time and money on his totally unsupported declarations instead of doing his job as Chairman of the Intelligence Committee, which is CRUCIALLY important right now.

For 2 ½ years now he has fed the Russia! Russia! Russia! flames with his promises of unassailable and incontrovertible evidence that the Trump campaign conspired with the Russians to steal the 2016 election from Her Rotten Heinous.

Problem is, though, in all that time no one has ever SEEN any of that alleged evidence. What that makes him is either a sleazy liar or a blowhard loser, or both. And what’s worse is that he’s never been directly challenged by the leftist media to produce any of it for the people he’s trying to convince to see it.

O.K. So Mueller’s “investigation” is wrapping up, and the word on the street is that it was all basically a big waste of time and money. So that leaves Bug-Eyes the last resort of using his chairmanship of the House Intelligence Committee to pick the flag up out of the dust and go tilt with the same windmills all over again.

Here’s what he said just 2 days ago: “I think there is direct evidence in the e-mails from the Russians through their intermediary offering dirt on Hillary Clinton as part of what is described in writing as the Russian government effort to help elect Donald Trump,” Schiff told CBS’s Face the Nation.

“They offer that dirt. There is an acceptance of that offer in writing from the president’s son Don Jr. and there is overt acts in furtherance of that.”

In other words, despite the fact that it all began with Hillary, Mueller and other investigators can’t find anything to support impeachment claims about Trump . . . and THAT means he and his people must have something to hide. LibLogic.

Noodle-neck Bug-eyes had a lot more to say here, but it’s basically just a lot of hot air blowing over a pile of dried-up sour grapes.

Now first of all, who says it’s illegal to try to get dirt on a political opponent? Looks as if all he’s got is a case of butthurt and Never-Trump-itis based on nothing more than disappointment, suspicions, red herrings, red ass, and bad decisions.

What really needs to happen here is that he be removed from office and billed for all the time and taxpayer money wasted on his baseless accusations and false witness drecch.

But what’s going to happen is a subpoenaphoon, a summons blizzard, a denuncianado of “high crimes and misdemeanors” aimed at Trump, his advisors, his family, and everyone with whom he’s done business or had dinner in the past 50 years.

And it’s all designed not necessarily to indict and try him in the Senate, where Hillary should’ve stood trial for her multiple breaches of security, her lying, and her unscrupulous greed . . . but to force him to react by veto and other options to create impressions and issues they can use against him in the upcoming election.

They know they’ll never get enough votes to actually unseat him, so their only alternative is to create so much smoke that voters will be compelled to see fire where none exists.

All the Dems have, with their growing tribe of socialists, sanctuaryists, open-borderistas, “I-Have-A-Vagina,-So-I’m-Right” wannabe firsters, and “Lemme-Slip-On-DingleBarry’s-Shoes-While-They’re-Still-Warm,” and “I’m-Black-So- I’M-Right” dilettantes with all the depth, vision, and talents of Larry, Moe, and Curly is just the one thing – Hate Trump.

Hey, guys ‘n’ gals . . . that ain’t a platform, and ain’tch’all kinda saturatin the atmosphere with all the venom and muck you’re throwin around in probe after probe after probe after probe into his doing FAR less evil shit than Hillary Rodham and HER people did, not only on the campaign but while IN OFFICE!!!

Y’know, the public might not be as stupid as you believe they are. Might be a point at which that stuff could boomerang on y’all and put YOU guys on the hot seat to get “probed.”

Good News!

Crooked Cankles is not running.

NEW YORK – Hillary Clinton ruled out a 2020 presidential run for the first time on camera in an exclusive interview with News 12, pledging instead to take an active role by working with the candidates in the crowded Democratic field.

“I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe,” she told News 12’s Tara Rosenblum.

The “standing up” part might be hard to achieve. Maybe if she cut back on the chardonnay.

In her first local TV interview since the midterm elections, the former first lady and secretary of state opened up about 2016, 2020 and beyond. She expressed deep concerns about the state of American politics today — and vowed to be vocal about those concerns.

So she’s not running but she will not STFU and go away. Great! We’ll get to see who does a better job of playing Miss Grundy, she or Chief Sitting Bullshit Warren.

“I want to be sure that people understand I’m going to keep speaking out,” Clinton said. “I’m not going anywhere. What’s at stake in our country, the kind of things that are happening right now are deeply troubling to me. And I’m also thinking hard about how do we start talking and listening to each other again? We’ve just gotten so polarized. We’ve gotten into really opposing camps unlike anything I’ve ever seen in my adult life.”

And how do you think we have gotten that way? You and your husband were real good at that. You Dimocrats tried to delegitimize the Bush 43 presidency and you have refused to accept the results of the 2016 election. You were just in Georgia claiming that Stacey Abrams Tank is the legitimate guv’nor of Georgia. You called half the country deplorable. No polarization there you lying sack of shit.

If the DOJ and the FBI hadn’t been so corrupted by Obungler you would be in jail where you belong.

Of course, since Clintons always lie, I’ll believe she isn’t running when her name isn’t on the ballot come election day or if she is in prison where she belongs.

Lock her up!

Update: She lied.

Good Homophobia

See. It’s OK when Moslems do it.

A primary school that taught pupils about homosexuality as part of a programme to challenge homophobia has stopped the lessons after hundreds of children were withdrawn by parents in protest.

Parkfield community school in Saltley, Birmingham, has been the scene of weekly protests over the lessons, which parents claim are promoting gay and transgender lifestyles.

In a letter to parents, the school said: “Up to the end of this term, we will not be delivering any No Outsiders lessons in our long-term year curriculum plan, as this half term has already been blocked for religious education (RE). Equality assemblies will continue as normal and our welcoming No Outsiders ethos will be there for all.”

And what religion were the children?

On Friday about 600 Muslim children, aged between four and 11, were withdrawn from the school for the day, parents said. The school would not confirm the number.

Yep! Moslems.

It’s like in this country. Prayer is outlawed in school unless the kids are Moslem.

I’m waiting for the inevitable LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ versus Moslem fight to occur in this country. I’m still waiting for a queer couple to try to force a Moslem baker to bake them a cake. It would never make it to the Supreme Court because the queer couple would be killed by a “radical” Moslem.

Just remember the difference between a radical Moslem and a moderate Moslem. A radical Moslem wants to kill you. A moderate Moslem wants a radical Moslem to kill you.

And Ilhan Omar is still spouting anti-Semitic rhetoric.